Okay, I just got back from lunch. I was in Burger King minding my own business, wondering why anyone would want apple slices instead of french fries, when one youngster came over and told me there was a fly on the window next to me. Why? I don’t fuckin know dude, that’s not the point. So I just say okay, go back to ignoring him when he asked me why flies have wings. Without thinking, I told him the truth. I said so they can beat the niggaz to the trash cans. Well, true as this may be, it did not go over well. His mother (and just where the fuck were you before bitch?) got ALL pissed off, and pulled her child away from me. After bringing him to the car, she came back and made a total scene. Why? I totally don’t know, it’s not like she was black or something. But you would’ve thought that I had been caught leading her child into the bathroom stall with a trail of onion rings rather than just simply dropping some knowledge on the little dude. Okay, maybe I should have just said “I don’t know dude” or the universally accepted “go ask your mother.” Anyways, that is why flies have wings, I know that it is. 

Okay, look, it’s important to keep in mind that i’m not talking about run of the mill everyday type niggas from Philly or somethin, no, i’m talkin about the Africa niggas, the real McCiz-zoy. You know who I mean, the muthafuckas who win the Boston marathon every year? Barefoot? Without sweating? Yeah, them. Hell yeah, God sure did give them an advantage. If he didn’t flies would never eat at all in Africa, it would be horrible. they might get there in time for a bite and next thing you know Kunta kinte takes a little more than he should off the watermelon scrap he workin on and BAM!!! Life over. Flies have wings so they have a chance to eat too. Why am I hated on so much simply for speaking the truth? Is it racist? Maybe, I would love to hear your thoughts on this. Regardless, I am not racist. Science, on the other hand, is. I just speak the truth, I didn’t make the world the way that it is. Oh well, fuck it, guess it’s just another day in the life of our favorite juggalo, patjoyce.