1-  boxer briefs.  or jockeys, i guess they dont call em that these days.  

boxers is like swim trunks, the tightie whities is like wearing thumbcuffs on your nuts.  

2-  i do so much laundry that it seems like the machines are always running.  and i still never completely catch up.  

really, though, im not too bothered by wearing my shit funky.  its not like anybody will say anything.  not while im in the room, anyway.  some of my close homies, maybe, but they all know about my really bad habits, and a funky t-shirt doesnt compare to those.  

3-  i suppose we could talk about dinosaur turds, thats some cool shit.  if youll pardon the expression.  

im assuming it would mainly be about the fossilized variety [coprolites], since there hasnt been any actual dino scat around for the last several dozen million years.