5:02 pm
July 28, 2016
In a different post, I mentioned that nobody thinks that all cops are bad. People who are critical of the police are critical of the system that rewards and benefits the racist, misogynistic, asshole cops.
this is a post to talk about the times cops have helped you, have actually made your life easier or better, in some way. Preferably in ways that are unexpected but really whatever you got.
If you really believed that all lives matter we wouldn't need to say black lives matter
5:50 pm
May 4, 2014
When I was around 7 years old my younger brother and I were in a police station because my mom got arrested. A cop was using a typewriter (this was in the 1970s) to take a statement from a woman, and when he saw we were there he picked up the typewriter and all his necessities, then moved with the woman into another room. Nice to see a cop promoting children having a childhood.
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February 13, 2015
10:09 pm
March 30, 2013
krunkazphuk said
When I was around 7 years old my younger brother and I were in a police station because my mom got arrested. A cop was using a typewriter (this was in the 1970s) to take a statement from a woman, and when he saw we were there he picked up the typewriter and all his necessities, then moved with the woman into another room. Nice to see a cop promoting children having a childhood.
that’s it?
10:17 pm
March 30, 2013
I’m sorry, homie. Maybe I just had a hearty amount of unfortunate encounters with the VERY VERY SMALL amount of bad police officers, but I’m reaching reaching reaching for a time when those or any officers helped me out, or made me feel safe. Even when I called them for aid, I was given some sort of negative return from them. I could literally write three novels of personal experience.
Fuck this thread, and I say that with all due respect, @noah-fence . I’m done with talks about police. Forever, done. This is akin to making a “That One Time the Cannibal Pedophile Bigot Rapist Thief Murderer Nazi Held the Door Open For Me” thread.
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scruffy, bayAreaShaman10:32 pm
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May 22, 2012
so, holding doors open doesnt count?
well, the best stories i got arent significantly better than that, so… yeah. shrug.
the cops at legend valley werent dickheads to us every minute. thats about as good as i can come up with.
to be somewhat more generous [and accurate, i spose], they were being unnervingly cool, by the cop standards im familiar with. that is to say, by not being dickheads every minute. but dont think i wasnt ready for them to switch; they do that.
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10:34 pm
March 30, 2013
10:52 pm
May 4, 2014
Old Mr Dangerous said
that’s it?
Yep. Wish there was more.
@Old Mr Dangerous my past with cops is a fucking mass grave surrounded by dumpster fires (my mom was hit by a truck and lost her leg when I was a teenager and because she was a junkie a cop threw the bike she was riding into a dumpster hoping to bury any lawsuit for the trucker.) My grandpa jumped in the dumpster and retrieved it, she’s still kicking with one foot and $ from the resulting law suit, and I have lived the underbelly of deep south police corruption. I still choose to follow the best current statistics because for me being stuck in the past is not an option. “What the fuck is happening now?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDecwXaXfMI
YouTube Video Insane Clown Posse – What About Now [LYRICS]
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11:02 pm
July 28, 2016
Old Mr Dangerous said
I’m sorry, homie. Maybe I just had a hearty amount of unfortunate encounters with the VERY VERY SMALL amount of bad police officers, but I’m reaching reaching reaching for a time when those or any officers helped me out, or made me feel safe. Even when I called them for aid, I was given some sort of negative return from them. I could literally write three novels of personal experience.Fuck this thread, and I say that with all due respect, @noah-fence . I’m done with talks about police. Forever, done. This is akin to making a “That One Time the Cannibal Pedophile Bigot Rapist Thief Murderer Nazi Held the Door Open For Me” thread.
I feel you but I figure let others celebrate the good cops. I ain’t got any good guy stories but I’m hoping someone does.
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bayAreaShamanIf you really believed that all lives matter we wouldn't need to say black lives matter
12:13 am
July 27, 2012
My best friend from like fifth grade to high school had cops for parents. His dad a local sheriff or something and his mom a state trooper. I knew them really well, being over at their house sometimes and whatnot. One time I was riding my bike over to my friend’s house and on the way got my calf bit by some little, yappy dog. I didn’t think anything of it at the time, it didn’t really feel like it hurt, but when I got there I told my friend about it and then when we actually looked there was a bit of a chunk missing from my leg (something similar happened years later, but it was the school bus that took a chunk out of my shin that never quite healed properly). His parents saw and asked me where it happened and figured out who owned the dog. His mom called them and told them to get their dog restrained. I mean, it wasn’t really a big deal, and they didn’t have to have been in law enforcement to do what they did, but I didn’t get bit on the return trip, so it was cool.
I still see his mom around and we chat sometimes.

12:14 am
February 13, 2015
Social control and protection or property.
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12:38 am
April 16, 2014
Last year somebody got shot right in front of my house and the cops came around knocking on doors and asking questions. One of the ones who came to my door saw my t-shirt, and was like “hey, that’s icp!” and his eyes just lit up, like it was something from his past. They were real cool and polite to me after that.
also during that same incident there was a dude who knew the guy who got popped and flipped the fuck out, started swinging at everyone around him including the cops. They took him down and cuffed him but after he calmed down they just let him go. then shah he was probably an illegal so maybe they just didn’t want to deal with it
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7:25 pm
February 23, 2016
Okay, so I live in a fairly major city in the Lone Star State, where I attend a fairly major university. I came from a small town with no public transit, which was fine; you could walk anywhere comfortably.
Not so much, here.
A couple weeks after I moved to the city, I decided to brave the transit system, in order to visit a wildlife center my academic advisor had told me about — the one I work at now — and drop off my volunteer application.
I end up getting off at the wrong end of 82nd and get lost. After walking around for 4(!!!) hours, I finally find the place. After dropping off my application, I locate the nearest bus stop, but there’s a problem: there’s only one bus left in the day, but I need to make a connection.
The first bus doesn’t even take me to the plaza. It drops me off at 19th and Q. There’s no more buses. I have no money. I only barely know where I’m at. I panic, and call a friend from my old town.
Turns out her (dead) husband has relatives here. So she calls one; Uncle Dean. Uncle Dean is a retired cop. He basically says, aw hell naw. That’s where the prostitutes hang out. Bad news. I’ll go get the little spudling.
When he picks me up, he gives me both his and his wife’s cell numbers. Says I can call anytime. I don’t call, but it’s the thought that counts.
7:40 pm
September 18, 2012
7:55 pm
December 3, 2012
I grew up in a small town also. This can be bad because all the cops get to know you early. Especially if you ran with the bastards I did. It can also be good sometimes.
There were four or five of them that grew up in town with my father. He died of a brain aneurysm before I was born at the age of 18. Since it was a small town I have always had this stigma, because things like kids dropping dead before graduating just didn’t happen.
So as many times as I had cops kick in my door(which was a bunch because my mom worked at night and my house was the hangout) I’ve also been let go a bunch too.
Sometimes it was when we were 12 or 13 and out causing trouble at 2 am, and a few times later on getting pulled over with the remnants of a bottle or a case of beer. We always had to just pour it out. As long as I didn’t blow over 8 that is.
I also got busted with a sack of bud when I was 18. They stopped a buddy and me because I was wearing a ski mask….it was winter and it was cold. He didn’t even take me to jail though, just gave me a citation and called my mom to come get me.
I think much of it also had to do with compliance.I don’t think some people understand how important compliance is. I always look them straight in the eyes when I talk and its always yes sir no sir. I always tell them the truth. I always do as they ask.
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Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
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8:40 pm
March 30, 2013
Hey I got one!
I used to live a quarter mile from a strip club. I loathe drunk driving, so we would walk there.
Occasionally, the cops would give our blacked out drunk asses rides home. In the dead anus of winter, which was cool.
That was pretty cool, I guess. Until they ran my homie for an ancient charge and locked him up.
Also, my knife was confiscated for safety, I understand that. But I got out at my apartment, and had to turn around and remind him to give me my knife back lol.
But yeah, it was negative farenheit (sp?) those times, so that was noble enough of the pigs.
8:42 pm
March 30, 2013
krunkazphuk said
Yep. Wish there was more.
@Old Mr Dangerous my past with cops is a fucking mass grave surrounded by dumpster fires (my mom was hit by a truck and lost her leg when I was a teenager and because she was a junkie a cop threw the bike she was riding into a dumpster hoping to bury any lawsuit for the trucker.) My grandpa jumped in the dumpster and retrieved it, she’s still kicking with one foot and $ from the resulting law suit, and I have lived the underbelly of deep south police corruption. I still choose to follow the best current statistics because for me being stuck in the past is not an option. “What the fuck is happening now?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDecwXaXfMI
YouTube Video Insane Clown Posse – What About Now [LYRICS]
P.S. I’ve heard kitten pics can be soothing. Hope this makes u
.
.
Sorry about your moms. But living in the past isn’t a waste. Well, LIVING there, yes. But remembering the worthlessness of southern cops is important.
Why is the pet slaughter not censored but the penis or vagina or taint of that creature are lol
8:49 pm
February 13, 2015
9:13 pm
March 30, 2013
10:47 pm
March 10, 2016
2 years ago a cop saved my grandmas life via CPR.
Also at HEB(a grocery store) a couple of weeks ago the employees caught this kid stealing fruit and stuff to eat and called the cops. When the cop arrived he paid for the stolen fruit and also took the kid shopping for more food so that he could take it home to his family. I thought it was cool. Noticed him helping the kid unload the groceries out of his car and into the house while I was leaving town. The mother was in tears and looked like she had been wearing the same house dress for months.
I must admit a cop hasn’t helped me much. But there are a lot of people that have had it way worse then me so I never really needed much help.
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