Since this sub-genius seems to stutter, here’s a repost:

Sunday, October 19, 2016?

Dude, a pox on the little yellow bus that takes you to remedial social engineering class. Beware the real sick, sadistic Juggalo rituals that involve tracking your ass down thru an IP address and drop-shipping you to a Chiraq meth lab so you get edumacated firsthand about what’s actually going on in Chicago.

YouTube Video CHICAGO VIDEO SHOOT GONE WRONG RAPPER KING YELLA GETS SHOT SHOOTING BLACK LIVES MATTER VIDEO   

I changed school back in 2016. The juggalos at the new school said I have to be “Knighted in” by a known juggalo to be considered part of their group. This was to follow an undetermined period of time spent in “Juggalo training” That consisted of listening to the music non stop, being quizzed on lyrics on the spot, being a punching bag for those with seniority, and veritable bitch-boy to everyone in the group. If a “JT” (Juggalo in training) had a girlfriend she was to be shared with anyone who wanted her.
At the end of “Training” they would use a hatchet and dub the “JT” a juggalo.

This didn’t sit well with me. I told them to fuck off. I was the last person they tried “initiating”

TurnaFraze said
I changed school back in 2016. The juggalos at the new school said I have to be “Knighted in” by a known juggalo to be considered part of their group. This was to follow an undetermined period of time spent in “Juggalo training” That consisted of listening to the music non stop, being quizzed on lyrics on the spot, being a punching bag for those with seniority, and veritable bitch-boy to everyone in the group. If a “JT” (Juggalo in training) had a girlfriend she was to be shared with anyone who wanted her.
At the end of “Training” they would use a hatchet and dub the “JT” a juggalo.
This didn’t sit well with me. I told them to fuck off. I was the last person they tried “initiating”  

I was reading this,  then got to the gf part.  You see this wouldn’t bother me simply because if those fuckers can get around the 5 hours of nagging that proceeds every sex session then they have earned it.  

Secondly my wife is a monster she will straight up mutilate your boys if you ignore aforementioned nagging by any means necessary whether it be emotionally or physically. 

So in conclusion if those guys are brave enough to have a woman that represents the stereotype of an emotional,  controlling and bipolar female wreck then they have earned it….. 

Otherwise she is mine and I will bathe in my own emasculated tears as I attempt another round of love making. 

TurnaFraze said
I changed school back in 2016. The juggalos at the new school said I have to be “Knighted in” by a known juggalo to be considered part of their group. This was to follow an undetermined period of time spent in “Juggalo training” That consisted of listening to the music non stop, being quizzed on lyrics on the spot, being a punching bag for those with seniority, and veritable bitch-boy to everyone in the group. If a “JT” (Juggalo in training) had a girlfriend she was to be shared with anyone who wanted her.
At the end of “Training” they would use a hatchet and dub the “JT” a juggalo.
This didn’t sit well with me. I told them to fuck off. I was the last person they tried “initiating”  

Wow they are NOT juggalos, you shouldnt have to be “knighted in”.  If you accept the juggalo scene or music you are automatically allowed to call yourself a juggalo. Acceptance, respect and nothing more, maybe a faygo shower, but nothing else. Whoever those so called juggalos are, let them know the og juggalos do not approve and have denounced them as family.