Just like last year, TwiztidShop.com has sent out an encrypted computer signal to some woman in Taiwan who has bounced that signal to a literal ninja assassin in Norway who imprisoned a government spy until he deciphered it. He then flew to America and recruited another ninja to travels to Detroit to open… The Vault.
Just like last year, I made all that shit up but The Vault is now open.
The Vault is an annual online auction that happens at Twiztid-Shop.com. Right now you have the chance to bid on some extremely rare, one of a kind items from your favorite MNE artists. Collectors, check it out.
Everything from Monoxide and Shaggy 2 Dope’s hand written lyrics for “The Only One” to Blaze Ya Dead Homie’s Zodaic Mprint Crew Jersey is available.
Enter The Vault by CLICKING HERE. Bidding ends on December 28th.
Faygoluvers Comments
Carnivalkilla44
Comment posted on Saturday, December 23rd, 2017 05:26 pm GMT -5 at 5:26 pm
Honestly, I’d love those Shaggy/Mono lyrics. Green Book is in my top 3 for all time PSY releases. Had it not been xmas time, I’d place a few hundred on it just to see if it somehow stuck. Probably going to go for way more than that though…
scruffy
Comment posted on Saturday, December 23rd, 2017 06:14 pm GMT -5 at 6:14 pm
wonder what other cool icp/psy stuff twiztid is auctioning off.
picture of j from the hoh tour?
maybe some of billy bills beard trimmings…?
Carnivalkilla44
Comment posted on Saturday, December 23rd, 2017 06:27 pm GMT -5 at 6:27 pm
That’s a bit of a reach, don’t ya think scruff? I get everyone is on the Twiztid money grab bandwagon, I have been myself, but hand written lyrics from a fairly classic record vs some of the “not so serious stuff” you described…? Idk, it’s fresh to me…
RLP666
Comment posted on Saturday, December 23rd, 2017 08:49 pm GMT -5 at 8:49 pm
Do not order this. You’ll be lucky if it even ships out. MNE has a bunch of idiots that work over at twiztidshop
Hypnotized Ninja
Comment posted on Monday, December 25th, 2017 09:21 am GMT -5 at 9:21 am
I’ve received everything I’ve ordered from Twiztid-Shop multiple times…sucks they messed your order up though.
FTFO
Comment posted on Saturday, December 23rd, 2017 10:27 pm GMT -5 at 10:27 pm
Why someone would want these specific lyrics in particular – which are about Monoxide ejaculating into a woman’s “pimpled ass-crack” before being cheated on and proceeding to physically assault said woman – is beyond me.
Bonesaw Wizardstick
Comment posted on Saturday, December 23rd, 2017 11:14 pm GMT -5 at 11:14 pm
Because someone grabbed Shaggy’s meat and did the electric boogaloo
Carnivalkilla44
Comment posted on Sunday, December 24th, 2017 09:45 am GMT -5 at 9:45 am
^This guy gets it.
scruffy
Comment posted on Sunday, December 24th, 2017 12:09 am GMT -5 at 12:09 am
ck44: uh, yeah, i uh, do think that was a bit of a reach.
actually, i thought that when i wrote it. before i wrote it, even.
in fact, it would be fair to say that i wrote that because it was a bit of a reach.
SpOOky J
Comment posted on Sunday, December 24th, 2017 02:29 am GMT -5 at 2:29 am
Twiztid’s so stale… Like 10 year old toe jam…. or 15 year old fromunda cheese- probably some dumb shit in there that not a single treal ass Juggalo would or could evercare about- just the MNE houndogs- Merry Christmas muthafackoz!
Hypnotized Ninja
Comment posted on Monday, December 25th, 2017 09:22 am GMT -5 at 9:22 am
The lyrics are cool but I ain’t got the $$$ for bidding on shit.
Pigg
Comment posted on Monday, December 25th, 2017 06:35 pm GMT -5 at 6:35 pm
Aren’t they supposed to update the prices several times a day? The prices either haven’t been updated at all or no one is bidding.
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