Sup ninjalos and ninjalettes. It’s BeZerk here once again to bring you some underground freshness. Now don’t think I just listen to rap or interview just underground rap. I keep my ear steady on the street for the newest, freshest, sickest flavor around. This time I bring to you some hard metal shit from the Land Down Under!

Occasionally been known to kill koala bears, a group of cave dwellers have picked up instruments and rocked the faces off Aussie juggalos and metal fans alike. They go by the name of Kcavemen, and they will seriously rock your face off your fucking skull. This was a fun interview to do, and I figured I’d switch some shit up. So here you are: Kcavemen.

Interview for: Kcavemen
Members: Dong/Vocals, Plop/Drums, Ogah/Guitar, Bort/Bass
From: Adelaide, Australia (originally from Gondwanaland)
Rolls With: The Wheel, haha, nah, no label.

This interview has been translated by one of our slaves the best to suit your language, as the guys are still learning. A lot of it did not make any sense so we just wrote it out the way it was written. Hope you can still enjoy!

Faygoluvers: So how old are each of you?

Kcavemen: It veri hard us to say… we be cold ‘n frozen much time ‘n we no unda stand, butt we count hands and tink. mayb 3

Faygoluvers: How have cavemen like you mastered modern metal equipment?

Kcavemen: We make loud noise, and first song millions of time ago, new weapon humans make we play any sound we no perfect, we just do it for fun and it good yes? How we do same song again? We no no, cant tink that well.

Faygoluvers: What is your favorite thing about the future?

Kcavemen: Every ting we make, you take and re make in time, make us mad, but we love your television and the great ga-zung-ga boobie shows.

Faygoluvers: What’s your favorite Faygo flavor?

Kcavemen: COCONUT?!

Faygoluvers: Who smells the worst?

Kcavemen: Plop, he never clean, always wash self in own feces.

Faygoluvers: Did you ever hunt mammoths?

Kcavemen: All time. Still do. We write many songs aboot them too!

Faygoluvers: Do you have any relatives displayed in any museums?

Kcavemen: My wife :(

Faygoluvers: What would a Kcaveman listen for music outside themselves?

Kcavemen: We do dance round fire to many tings but we like own noise too.

Faygoluvers: What do you guys have coming up in the future? Any albums in the works?

Kcavemen: Yes new sound, first we find new home, we still out in cold :(

Faygoluvers: When and where are your next couple of shows?

Kcavemen: We just finish big hike around Australia to try to find old friends, find food and learn more about new world, we play many song around way, and attract new friends, but we end up in circle and back where we started. So we draw bigger map and try again later, maybe try swim some where. We see many floating tings and flying birds, we try them next time, or we may fight many fish.

Faygoluvers: Shout outs:

Kcavemen: Your mamma’s pussy.

Websites:
Kcavemen.com
Faceboook.com/Kcavemen
Myspace.com/Kcavemen