In a recently released interview Blothar, the new lead vocalist for GWAR has some rather harsh things to say about Juggalos and ICP. This comes as a surprise since GWAR had plans to tour with ICP before the untimely death of Oderus Urungus. I’m not sure if these comments are serious or not. I do know GWAR posted this interview on their Facebook page.
From thegreatsouthernbrainfart.com:
Should we tweet Giorgio Tsoukalous right now and see what the fuck is up with that?
That dude with the weird hair? He’s a fucking douchebag. I’m gonna rape him to pieces. Him and that Von Erik Shmoltzer or whatever his name is. What a bunch of fucking idiots. Ancient Astronaut Theorists believe that I’m going to fuck them and eat them. The only thing dumber than those guys are Juggalos.
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It’s no surprise that GWAR hates Juggalos.
I’m curious what our fans would think if GWAR went on tour with Insane Clown Posse. They’d probably hate us. Get your readers to write in about that one. If I could get my hands on one of those guys I would shove a three liter bottle of Faygo so far up his ass. I would just love that. Just force feed one of those stupid fucking clowns some Faygo.
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Maybe this wouldn’t be a bad idea. GWAR could tour with ICP and then in every town just kill all the Juggalos ridding the Earth of them forever. It would be kind of like natural selection.
Yeah. Well honestly, Juggalos are the greatest human beings on Earth. Never have I seen a group of more intelligent, passionate, dedicated, sincere, deeply thoughtful human beings than at a Juggalo gathering. Wonderful women. Ladies and gentlemen conducting themselves in a manner than reflects centuries of good breeding and human tradition. The true potential of humanity is embodied in the Juggalos. That’s my take on it.
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You’ve really figured this out. What are we missing then and how can get what you’re getting out of the Juggalos?
Clearly what you need to do is drop a bunch of acid, think about being a serial killer, listen to 2nd rate knock off hip hop music, and have sex with Chlamydia ridden whores in a big muddy field. That, my friend, is the path to enlightenment. It’s the pinnacle of human civilization. It’s the most that you humans can hope for.
Faygoluvers Comments
LuckyNumbrXIII
Comment posted on Saturday, December 13th, 2014 10:44 am GMT -5 at 10:44 am
Cool, I don’t have to pretend to like GWAR anymore.
Psyral Infection
Comment posted on Saturday, December 13th, 2014 12:05 pm GMT -5 at 12:05 pm
Gwar’s thing is hating on everything in the worst way possible. It’s not a direct dis. If you asked them about any group of people, they would spit out the most vile thing they can come up with. It’s their style.
rudemark1
Comment posted on Saturday, December 13th, 2014 12:30 pm GMT -5 at 12:30 pm
I truly pray for a qwar/icp tour… that way I can jump on stage in suck the blood of my fellow juggalos from volvatrons tits to be beheaded and gush all over icp would be sweet Valhalla! !!
Jake Jeckel
Comment posted on Saturday, December 13th, 2014 04:20 pm GMT -5 at 4:20 pm
Eh if he’s serious then a big fuck you to him, cuz I doubt he’s speaking for everyone. Jus sit and wait, here before too long ICP will address it and let everybody know how they took it. Would really like to see ICP tour with GWAR, Mushroomhead and KMK. Granted Mushroomhead went with them on the ShockFest Tour, but I wasnt able to make the road trip to OKC.
Lucem (Just An Asshole) Ferre
Comment posted on Saturday, December 13th, 2014 04:26 pm GMT -5 at 4:26 pm
That was hilarious.
86
Comment posted on Saturday, December 13th, 2014 04:45 pm GMT -5 at 4:45 pm
*yawn* Just more haters to add to the list. Get in line, GWAR.
sewerside
Comment posted on Saturday, December 13th, 2014 04:53 pm GMT -5 at 4:53 pm
I saw GWAR at the 2007 Gathering and their show was fucking awesome. Their music sucks shit and I couldn’t care any less about what the band’s opinions are on anything. But their show was the fuckin shit nonetheless.
BlackSand
Comment posted on Sunday, December 14th, 2014 06:27 pm GMT -5 at 6:27 pm
Bummer. Grampa Blothar doesn’t like Juggalos.. =..(
If Oderus Urungus didn’t die you’d still be a nobody. Thanx for your opinion though Grampa fill-in-guy.
sketchez
Comment posted on Monday, December 15th, 2014 04:12 pm GMT -5 at 4:12 pm
that’s kind of their gimmick ..I went to a show they did a month ago and only like 20 people showed up. the show was good, not into the music tho
BZA
Comment posted on Tuesday, December 16th, 2014 12:30 am GMT -5 at 12:30 am
Who cares? PRJ stop reporting inane shit.
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