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Who wants to battle?
July 25, 2012
5:53 pm
SKITZO_541
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you start steppin thinkin you reppin but my weapon is my microphone/

now you jettin cuz you wettin yo panties cuz of my psycho dome/

I'm sick like staphylococus leavin yo carcass in the marsh pits/

No body can stop this yo rhymes are weak and useless like some soft dicks/

You drop the mic thinkin you won but then I pick it up/

Then I burst like a fuckin volcano because I then erupt/

With some lyrical vomit hot like a comet I am rockin this sonnet/

I am the prophet, not on the market so I will not make a profit/

But fuck it, indubidubly I am and always will be the greatest/

If you thinkin you foolin me then you havent got the faintest/

Idea of what you sayin with no delayin i'm sprayin/

What I'm conveyin you better be obeyin or your body'll be decayin/

I'm keepin this nice and short, just to be a good sport/

I will exhort the thwart of all the haters non-support/

WHOOP WHOOP!!!!!

July 25, 2012
6:15 pm
513juggalo
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yo u soft like dog shit you watch gay porn why u play with yo baby dick boy im to sick i stay spiting flame like a bic lighter skitzo im more flyer

im to hardcore you dont want no more one of the realest i spit these fucking rhymes and hope people will feel this battle rappers get hit like im shooting bullets but im not talking about a hell mary pass just a fucking slug thats about to bust up that ass .

fuck yo face and idc if you get cash i rob yo ass with a glock in some dickies with a jason mask

ya im a juggalo but i dont go around and front like some pussy hoe got guns like Rambo  shote so many slugs you think my trigger gots turbo

you wanna battle rap how about i take a bat and beat you in your fucking knee cap ontill now you know not to fuck with a real emcee

August 30, 2012
2:37 am
therealtwodiced
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You think you the hot shit?/
You all forget the real terror twoDICEd/
who that you say?
One of the illest realist ole skool juggalo legends/
Brought fourth from the gates of hell to devour your soup whole/
I am the wickedest demons from the 13th gate of hell crushinn/
you impaling you on my pitchforks from my throne in hell
You stand no chance against my wicked tongue from where
the illest demon lay waiting in trap swallowing you whole spitting you out like yesterdays news
You stand no chance by my demons awaiting hells orders to destroy you into ribbions
feeding you to the pigs.
I'm an ole skool living legend who's powers not one to be fucked with.

August 30, 2012
5:06 am
scruffy
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you know, 

at first, i was like, 'damn skitzo, i dont know about that...'  exhort the thwart?  oy.

now, however, by comparison, he looks like tupac.  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

August 30, 2012
9:50 am
Lucem Ferre
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You are now entering the mind of a genius

My penis is like jesus to the freaks fiendin for my semen

I'll be singin my vocals to preach to ya homos

that I am the king of this thing I put you sheep in a choke hold

 

I got class to get to so that's I'll I can come up with for now.

 

Lucem is the ruthless gruesome student come to noose the stupid useless nuisance that is your putrid music.

August 30, 2012
1:50 pm
Lucem Ferre
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fuck your lines when you're bustin' rhymes

you're frontin' like you're a thug for life

you shouldn't touch the mic, you don't clutch it right

you're holdin' it like you're about to suck it dry

 

again, between classes, in a hurry.

August 30, 2012
2:37 pm
therealtwodiced
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In between classes my ass.
I always come prepared to destroy those in my wake
leave you shaking like a Vietnam vet after a night terror
ill destroy you and leave you devasted spasming like a bitch after your beating
this lyricist needs no one to dictacte my every move
ill leave you in a state of shock and disbelief when I show you the demon rage

Come correct son your in the presence of a solider
I'm more then willing to demonstrate the fire that rages on in my soul
Ain't nothing as fucked up as coming up missing rotting in a cellar
I'm done with your sniviling comments got not
thing to say because your shits weak

August 30, 2012
3:39 pm
scruffy
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and its lucem ferre, by eight lengths. 

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

August 30, 2012
6:40 pm
MmmmBrainz
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Aren't raps supposed to try to rhyme at some point? Lol

August 30, 2012
6:51 pm
scruffy
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Aren't raps supposed to try to rhyme at some point? Lol

maybe we need a 'free-form poetry battle' forum. 

...probably not. 

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

August 30, 2012
10:36 pm
Neverthrive
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I think free form poetry would gel better with this here internet medium. It's really damn difficult for fuckers to look hard when they're busting rhymes out'a their keyboards. Poetry ain't about dissing the opponent, it's about the thoughts and feels.

 

I rip shit, spit and split it down the center
my hair is reminiscent of C'thulu or some hentai
tentacle rape, a sex tape
forceful insertion of my rhymes
into your brain, I bring pain to your mind
if ya didn't catch it the first time
hit rewind and you'll find
connotations of depravity
speaking from experience
I'm well acquainted with the tragedy
of poverty, a failed creation of this sovereign state
never taught to live, but I've learned how to hate
Do ya feel me? If it ain't touchin' enough
I could reach out and grab you
Oh, how easily I could stab you
dump the carcass in an ally undressed
then egress. I flee with haste!
Gone into the night without a trace
or drag you back to my shack
trim away the fat and stack
your slabs in my freezer
ready for when I'll eat ya
slap a steak on the skillet
fried the flesh until it
sizzles. Grizzly, morbid but delicious
I muthafuckin' killed it!
Dig in, but wait! I forgot to say grace.
Would you find that disturbing?
I refuse to rephrase or reword it
you heard it right, bitch
I'm the scratch to the itch
the cure to the cancer
People like you are the problem
I must be the answer.
A simple solution to end the feuding; death
you fancy me mad? Naw, I'm just too fresh
too fast, it's too bad you're so slow
bitch ass fake hoe or a rake
it's all about the context
man, I'd tell ya to suck my dick
but you're the wrong sex
it ain't my thang, thanks
but I'll get it elsewhere
Ya walked in on your mommy
that's right homie, I'm there.
plowing her field
her red high heels kicking in the air
mentally scarred for life
enjoy the nightmares.

 

Poetry…

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January 6, 2013
10:49 am
THY GHETTO F.R.3.e.K.S.H.O.W.
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                                                           HAIL THY ENLIGHTENMENT WITHIN THY MIND

Quickly Shake tha Cobwebz within' Thy Attic, Now Stop

Stay Fully Focused, Keep Walkin' Thy Path You're Supposed To Be & Eventuly You'll Achieve Thy Jewel within' ya Lotus, Eternal Peace

But Don't Get Lost by Tha Dark ov Tha Night, Keep ya Shine Alwayz Stay Bright

Allow Thy Sun, Moon & Starz ta Guide U 2tha Right--Just Look

North, South, West & East, Deep within' Thy Lotus Lies a Skeleton Key

Ta Defeat Tha Inner Demonz & Wicked Beast, Tryin' Their Damndest 2B Unleashed

Temptation To Release, Yes or No?

Hold Outcha Hand 1,2,3,4 Fingaz & a Thumb

Make a Fist n it Becomes az 1

But Not So Tightly with Anger U Loose so Choose Wisely

I've Released tha Darkness within' My Lotus & Watched az it Beautifully Blossomed in2 My Focus

A Polished Jewel Glistening & Gleaming

Now a Diamond My Mind iz Enlightenment iz What i Needed 2 Find

Now Together They Intertwine & Bind az 1

A Jugga Lo 2thy T, Alone I Wuz But Now Eye Can See Clearly In

& I'm Free From Tha Dark

                                                                                                      "OM MANI PADME HUM"                                                                           

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January 9, 2013
10:51 am
THY GHETTO F.R.3.e.K.S.H.O.W.
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                                                                                         EARTH az Thy Eye See
Humanity Exist on a Massive Circular Dirt Ball Labeled Planet Earth aka tha 3rd Reel Life Product from tha Sun & Oblivion a N.ation A.head of T.ime A.nd S.pace but in 2012 it iz said 2B All Reversed-n-Erased so I Find Myself Trippin' in a Deserted Place in Egypt Searchin' 4 my "True Self" within Pyramids but they'res Serpents at Tha End ov Thy Rainbow Slithering 'cuz Thy Wingz hav Been Clipped Whispering Deadly Secrets (...eat tha forbidden fruit...) Death Touched each Side ov Thy Earth from Alaska 2 New Zealand but B4 I Rot I Must Make a Pit Stop at my Mother Land then Jerusalem Learning 2B Ordinary wit no need 4 a Mask 2 Look Scary Bury all that I Wuz & Become wut I Can a Sensitive Warrior a lil' Geto Boy ta Man Embraced Solitude then Kissed Tha Darkness Goodbye & said Hi 2tha Great Morning Eastern Sun Listen 2tha Poetry I Relay Evol I Slay like tha Archangel I am Michael Fill My Heart & Soul with Love & Wisdom az I Fully Fill My Lungz with Fresh Air Be Aware az I Roll Down tha Window Drive-Bye 2 Create Wind Flow Inhale tha Spiritual Blessings G.O.D. Lives Threw Me Nurturing My Inner Creativity with in My Galaxy Thy Full Moon Follows at Night Everywhere I Go then Rest in Me az I Lay My Head Down 2 Sleep God Branches in My Body Acknowledging Spokes ov Crownz-n-Thornz ov Roses az Thy Lotus Growz HE Fillz My Purpose 4 Thy Being plus Future Seeings Alwayz & Forever Blessings i Treasure 'cuz 1 Day I Will Not Be Breathing & My Shell Will Descend in2 tha Dirt of this Earth az My soul Ascends 2tha Heavenz I Can Only Block Out Despair & Truthfully Hope ------Thy Ghetto F.R.3.e.K.S.H.O.W.

January 9, 2013
11:03 am
scruffy
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these are difficult to read, and only partly because of my natural disdain for overcapitalization. 

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

January 9, 2013
11:23 am
THY GHETTO F.R.3.e.K.S.H.O.W.
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open ur eyez expand ur mind & it'll b clear i cap. tha main wordz, Scruffy "disdain" Realy Im  Unworthy ov 1'z Respectcry I Guess I'll Go Slit My Wrist cuz That Wuz az Painful az Finding Out Justin Bieber Smokes Marijuana #cut4bieber ————————NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

January 9, 2013
11:30 am
scruffy
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that was even more difficult to read. 

try not to overreact. 

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

January 9, 2013
11:45 am
THY GHETTO F.R.3.e.K.S.H.O.W.
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clearly joking i give no fucks it'z all good i cnt help tha way u perceive thangz maybe u need glasses or sumthangcool

January 25, 2013
8:50 am
patjoyce
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I'll battle you Ghetto Freakshow and send you runnin back to your shack in the sticks
But you ain't an athlete no matter what they tell you every year at the special olympics
A depressed schizo cryin all the time he's on some other shit for real
Masturbatin in his back yard with tartar sauce suckin on banana peels
Frontin up in your picture tryin to look tough with a meat clever and a machete blade
I'll leave you bleedin on the floor like the little kid who stabbed you over kool-aid
After your recent brush with death you should really learn to value your life
At least learn to rinse your yellow mouth it looks like you brush your teeth with a butter knife
I shouldn't battle rap the mentally retarded right now I feel like a jerk
And you have kids on the way I hope to God they never need help with their homework
From vocab to reading and math, even coloring books leave you stumped
They'd be better off learning how to spell from Forrest Gump
With you as a father, they'll be forever damned to live a life of misfortune
It's not too late, call the welfare office and see if they'll cover the abortion
If she's in her third trimester, then it's too late and the world is a little more fucked
Between you and your girl that baby will come out lookin like Howard the Duck
You dumb fuck, this is the first time I ever tried to even rap
Now I'll sit back and wait for your diss and I don't have to be psychic to know it's gonna be bullcrap

Not bad, huh?

January 28, 2013
4:46 pm
Neverthrive
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I'ma preemptively declare Pat the winner mostly on account of the fact that he actually wrote his rhymes in English. 

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January 28, 2013
10:09 pm
scruffy
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one thing that cracks me up is that freekshozo seems to think that the words 'the' and 'thy' are the same.  unfortunately, hes probably not alone. 

another thing, that cracks me up even more: 

F.R.3.e.K.S.H.O.W. stands for

Fitchburg juggalotus Rzarrected from tha metal dead 3vol Em sollof redrum Krazee assassin Serial killah Hatchet ryda Outcha mind Wicked klown 4 life

take time to read that again, because i did not make that up.  thats actually what it stands for. 

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

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