@cheshyr WHY ARE YOUR POSTS SO LOOONNNGGG.... Im playing I read it this time...and am on my way to the local drug store to get some BURN GEL...damn man thats some third degree shit....Titties...

@entrappedmind - haha. Thanks? Like I've said before, I don't wait for the back n'forth to create the next episode. I put shit to bed.

@psyral-infection - *definitely THANKS for *that! (is it just me or have her boobs gotten smaller since then?)

@OCJ_Brendan - the "short" answer to that: I have the mutant ability to be able to type 150+ words a minute (more so when the bile is flowing and WAY less when I'm stuck on a phone). Some even call it a job skill... So in all honesty, it probably took me less time to write than it did to read. I try to be as conversational as possible to make that kinda shit a quick read and I *know it looks worse on a cell up and down. Sowry. In the future, when you see that kinda thing outta me, you can tell that I'm either really pissed or really excited about whatever I'm writing about.

And yes. Titties, sir.

Titties to us one and all.

Cheshyr said
 the "short" answer to that: I have the mutant ability to be able to type 150+ words a minute (more so when the bile is flowing and WAY less when I'm stuck on a phone). Some even call it a job skill... So in all honesty, it probably took me less time to write than it did to read. I try to be as conversational as possible to make that kinda shit a quick read and I *know it looks worse on a cell up and down. Sowry. In the future, when you see that kinda thing outta me, you can tell that I'm either really pissed or really excited about whatever I'm writing about.

@cheshyr 

These parts make me understand you alot better thanks for clarifying. 

I as well can type quite expeditiously but four years in business school have hammered home the time is money principle of business communication.  I honestly spend more time truncating papers then I do writing them.  For instance I just wrote a firm analysis on the future of radio shack written by assessing the strengths and weaknesses of their last five years of sales data.  My first draft using all the necessary models is about 10 pages but the final deliverable is a max five with deductions for each additional sentence.  This is why I harp on brevity and succinctness.   Oh yeah  ASS AND TITTIES...(My holy trinity is Boobies, my Dog, and Weed...Its all I really need)