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6:48 am
July 20, 2014
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I have never been to a GOTJ and am looking for someone to accompany me. I am willing to provide ticket food and tent and ride. I am doing this for the experience and would like a true juggalette to show me this festival. I am 26 in good shape with tattoos and long hair women say I am attractive if that helps.. Shoot me a private message if interested and I can provide phone number.
9:56 am
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August 6, 2013
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I'm not trying to be rude, but only an idiot would agree to this.
10:02 am
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May 22, 2012
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this should really be in the love shack section, along with all the other creepy lette-hunting.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
10:09 am
July 20, 2014
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Not really lol more a platonic thing really.. I am writing a book about festivals and their cultures and want someone to show me what GOTJ is about and I just personally prefer a girl to guy. It's really a sweet deal I'm not looking to fuck here lol I'm just not a big fan by any means and find that it helps if someone is and can show you around. guess that should have been in first post. I didn't realize I get the uncle creepy from it..
11:50 am
June 5, 2014
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That's funny, "Hey little juggalette, wanna hop in my van I got tents and candy." Ya kinda post like a rapist dog lol. On a real note tho finding some skeez to bring shouldn't be hard. I pray for whatever victim you find.
11:52 am
June 5, 2014
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Wait @scruffy there a creepy hunting juggalette section? W/ more funny post like this????? What? I wanna look at those now.
12:00 pm
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May 22, 2012
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if swagasdf is for real, you might wanna pray just as much for him.
no telling what kind of half-psycho, chiseling, jailbait biancas an offer like that could attract.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
12:17 pm
June 5, 2014
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Yea that's what I was thinking too. It prolly wouldn't be hard to find one to take there. Jus are ya gunna find the artsy hippy juggalette or the meth whore gang bang in public for a faygo and cigarette type? Lol
12:22 pm
July 20, 2014
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Wow hope it gets interesting lol I am really a big hippy that is familiar with Hippy Fest Family sounds like this is going to be quite interesting! Still I could care less what spectrum of Juggalos your in just want someone to show me a good time! I would be down to kick it with some die hards if you wanna link up...
12:32 pm
June 5, 2014
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It'll be a good time no matter what for ya. Don't be afraid of the faygo tho. Make sure to catch ICP when you are there and be close enough to get the wet from the faygo. Sounds weird but for me that's one my fav parts. Every time I see Icp I gotta get close enough to get soaked. This is gunna be my 10th gotj I've only been to one other festival and that was Bonnaroo this year. Imo it was complete garbage in comparison. There is a real sence of freedom(at least in Cave in rock) that I didn't feel at roo. Anyway have fun and try not to come off So rapey.
9:10 pm
April 13, 2012
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C H I - M O !
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11:33 am
August 29, 2012
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Bootleg216 said
are ya gunna find the artsy hippy juggalette or the meth whore gang bang in public for a faygo and cigarette type?
That sir is one of the all time greatest post's i have read on this site hahaha
6:50 pm
August 27, 2012
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Why'd you bring condoms....I didn't mean too...
Im looking for a lette to wash my car...and possibly do some weeding in my front yard. Lack of extensive knowledge of the first six cards is not required but I want her to hum toy box while she does it...I have exactly three meths and a rag soaked in chloroform to trade...serious inquires only...
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
7:03 pm
July 11, 2012
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lol
9:44 pm
April 16, 2014
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OCJ_Brendan said
Why'd you bring condoms....I didn't mean too...
Im looking for a lette to wash my car...and possibly do some weeding in my front yard. Lack of extensive knowledge of the first six cards is not required but I want her to hum toy box while she does it...I have exactly three meths and a rag soaked in chloroform to trade...serious inquires only...
Artsy hippy or meth whore?
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11:03 pm
April 13, 2012
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another M.J. / child molester!
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1:31 am
July 11, 2012
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Q: whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a zit?
A: a zit waits til puberty to come on a boys face.
Q: What do michael jackson and caviar have in common?
A: They both come on little white crackers.
3:25 am
July 15, 2012
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CHO TO THE MO
just rub one out like jabronikilla does tohis my little Pony collection every night
3:14 pm
August 27, 2012
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DrFreshness said
OCJ_Brendan said
Why'd you bring condoms....I didn't mean too...
Im looking for a lette to wash my car...and possibly do some weeding in my front yard. Lack of extensive knowledge of the first six cards is not required but I want her to hum toy box while she does it...I have exactly three meths and a rag soaked in chloroform to trade...serious inquires only...
Artsy hippy or meth whore?
Artsy hippy types rarely accept meths as payment...sigh nice try though...
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
4:09 pm
April 16, 2014
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Good point. Sorry, I'm new around here and still figuring things out. Just added "offer meth as payment to an artsy hippy type lette" to my list of "don'ts," so that's progress anyway.
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