Faygoluvers - Topic: short reply yo mamma battle

captin FliP on short reply yo mamma battle

Fri, 16 Nov 2012 13:19:31 -0600

I recorded a porno with your momma, I too will be posting it at my earliest convencience.

Corey p on short reply yo mamma battle

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 15:50:38 -0600

I recorded a freestyle rap about your momma, which I will be posting at my earliest convenience.

captin FliP on short reply yo mamma battle

Mon, 12 Nov 2012 14:46:12 -0600

yo mamma grows shrooms under her fatbags

Neverthrive on short reply yo mamma battle

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 22:58:31 -0600

Yo momma's so fat she got a flesh eating disease and the doctor gave her ten years to live.

Also, she gave that flesh eating disease diabetes.

Corey P on short reply yo mamma battle

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 14:32:31 -0600

Okay okay

YO MAMA got a Vanilla Ice hair cut with a single old school dreadlock that she sucks on, she got a face like SHPLALA LALA; 783 lbs she stands 3 ft 2 and wears 10 FOOT steel stilts maxed out with TMNT stickers and she hobbles around on them in the dark underbelly of the city, licking the underside of bridges for quarters from old perverts.

captin FliP on short reply yo mamma battle

Sun, 11 Nov 2012 07:52:55 -0600

Corey P said:

Your moms so dumb she went on a game show and was asked what is the capital of Texas and she answered "I don't know" and they beat her with rocks, for being so dumb. SNAP

Sounds like a japanese game show.

Your mom looks like david hasslehoff, sounds like gilbert godfrey, fatter than bruce bruce, can be out witted by honey booboo, and smells worse than gary bucey. Id call her a whore, but who'd fuck that abomination?

Corey P on short reply yo mamma battle

Sat, 10 Nov 2012 20:24:19 -0600

Your moms so dumb she went on a game show and was asked what is the capital of Texas and she answered "I don't know" and they beat her with rocks, for being so dumb. SNAP

captin FliP on short reply yo mamma battle

Sat, 10 Nov 2012 11:22:17 -0600

you're mom is so dumb she thought you're dad would stick around.

Corey p on short reply yo mamma battle

Fri, 09 Nov 2012 14:04:04 -0600

You're mom is so ugly that on Halloween the trick or treaters give HER candy.

Neverthrive on short reply yo mamma battle

Thu, 08 Nov 2012 20:03:20 -0600

Your mom's so poor, the only Christmas present she ever got you was a VHS of another familty exchanging gifts. And you couldn't even afford a VCR to play it.

Corey p on short reply yo mamma battle

Thu, 08 Nov 2012 17:50:34 -0600

Your mom sees coat hangers and thinks of you and sighs.

Neverthrive on short reply yo mamma battle

Wed, 07 Nov 2012 19:50:38 -0600

Ironically, my mom really digs that show.

Your momma collects STDs like pokemon. Gotta catch 'em all!

wow a chick on short reply yo mamma battle

Wed, 07 Nov 2012 19:30:04 -0600

Your mom was on RuPauls Drag Race. She lost. What's the T, hunty?

Neverthrive on short reply yo mamma battle

Wed, 07 Nov 2012 19:29:05 -0600

It's Gangnam style... gundams are robots. *Your mother should have raised you to have enough sense to know that.

Your momma's like a McDonald's drive through; quick, cheap, and easy.

Corey P on short reply yo mamma battle

Sun, 04 Nov 2012 19:04:36 -0600

You're mom wears boondox paint when she dances gundam style.