This was kinda fun, anyone else want in?

Donald_Trump said
may your victory spread like the legs of the democratic whore's  

Ew. Heard this bitch tastes like Blue Chicken-n-Waffles:

Bob your irrelevant
Nobody cares
As many posts in half a decade
As iris's suicide attempts last year

enough fertilizer on your mushroom cap
Its got Spooky licking his lips
and your rap games so green
OMD wants a hit

Your hobbies are suicide, video games,
and girls that stand when they pee
You vape, live in a trailer
and complain of the cost of pirated tv.

Your girl drank herself to death
im very sorry to hear
but i probably would too
if my boyfriend were queer

These may be strong words
from the resident drunk
but you like chics with dicks
Hey, have you met krunk?

If anyone knows of this phenomenon, challenge me or others, I'll either pm or post my weaknesses... Your choice, long as I get yours. Hold nothing back. Who cares if it rhymes? For fun. Get at me G's