Nacho Bell Grande' and a taco el supremo

peach rings, recess pieces, and some gummy worms

a big ol' soda pop, to help my tummy's gerth

Hail Dark Lord Lucem.

You took shots but you missed em like MR.Fudd

and I don't give a fuck, im just havin some fun

in fact, if I gave it 100 you'd probably never comeback

step in dog shit, before i come over your house

bypass your doormat, and kick you straight in the mouth

you talkin bout dinosaurs? what the fuck you tryin for?

imma go and take a nap, your rhymes are makin me bored.   yaaaawn

Doc RenoK said
So ltb wanna criticize

as if he's on here spittin rhymes

even if I don't get it right,at least im givin a try

maybe he's just a beast in disguise

comin up with killer rhymes while flippin fries

at burger king makin seven sixty-five

when I rhyme it might be generalized

I've seen more battles than a generals eyes

so you're heading to the army

don't even need to arm me

beat you til you're purple like barney

lmao whut!?!

No criticism, I thought your shit was funny. And my girl's response was hilarious, so I posted it. Also, burger king pays 7.25 an hour here and I'm going into the Marine Corps, not the army.

ok...yo....yo....word....uuuhh....yea

-drops mic-

stealin rhyme schemes from wasted part one

don't want a war don't start one

I care as much about the law as these shitty rhymes

im just passing time, while passing kind and getting high

I never claimed to be good but ill get at a whore

put it down like a mat at a door

no I'm not a matador

I won't cape a bull

but I'm feeling pretty capable

you're a gift horse, get back in the stable dude

I won't buy or bare a gloc

more like a triceratops

stab you three times then bite yo face off

lmao I'm just surprised I can do it at all

cuz you lookin more fruity then that Tucan Sam

don't be tough typin faggot, like you the baddest in this,

fuck barny, beat you purple till you lookin like grimus

The turdburgler over there, full of shit like a derriere

you musta lost your mind, I can tell that your barely there.

I rarely care about a text war, but i'll flex here

your girl lookin for my sex cuz you cum quicker than fed ex air

as if he's on here spittin rhymes

even if I don't get it right,at least im givin a try

maybe he's just a beast in disguise

comin up with killer rhymes while flippin fries

at burger king makin seven sixty-five

when I rhyme it might be generalized

I've seen more battles than a generals eyes

so you're heading to the army

don't even need to arm me

beat you til you're purple like barney

lmao whut!?!

and then a butterfly landed but a smigon from my eye and I replied GET THE FUCK OFF ME BUG

Doc RenoK said
look at these pussy writings, well not me whore

I keep my cat up off the keyboard

no c4, quieter than eeyore

beers I've had 3 or 4 but now I be board

typin on the board yet going overboard

always buzzed I should probably be sober more

but of course that's not the case

fuck around and catch a case

after I chug down a case

like it was a fuckin race

now my friends givin me that fuckin face

like they got cunts under the waist

cause I get drunk like my cup was laced

24, no that's not my rim size

but I get you're girl and dim lights

like okay lets rhyme man

bust thus like a bitches hymen

schoolin it no handing out assignments

get corrected like my cars alignment

math problem is the requirement

then I can post up like retirement

My girl is so flabbergasted at this lol she's like "what?....I don't even....tell whoever this is that this is terrible and needs to be removed from existence and they need to go to poetry school" lol

all in hopes that I will get daps

when I rap to the tap of the snair kick and hat

people have to clap and say, "damn that shit is Phat"

there is nothing I lack when the track gets macked

and if you think I'm wack you're probably smoking crack

I roll with slum and pat, those some cool cats

if you don't agree with that then I'll beat you with a scruff.