Pork is white meat, but beef is red meat. The name of the thread is beef rap, was poking fun at that. But your right...

Either way scruff and shaman and the rest of the group went with turkey sausage. 

Drunkalo said

scruffy said
worry not, i dont get that one, either.

After the gathering and packing of the car a few of us went to breakfast at ihop/ihob. I was the only one that had normal pig sausage. The rest of everyone else had turkey sausage. So basically to hell with red meats, im going turkey sausage from now on.

And yes ma'am i apologize, welcome!  

Pork is white meat 😉

Drunkalo said

scruffy said
worry not, i dont get that one, either.

After the gathering and packing of the car a few of us went to breakfast at ihop/ihob. I was the only one that had normal pig sausage. The rest of everyone else had turkey sausage. So basically to hell with red meats, im going turkey sausage from now on.
And yes ma'am i apologize, welcome!  

oh.  

so, i was right there for it, and just didnt remember.  

figures.  

scruffy said
worry not, i dont get that one, either.

After the gathering and packing of the car a few of us went to breakfast at ihop/ihob. I was the only one that had normal pig sausage. The rest of everyone else had turkey sausage. So basically to hell with red meats, im going turkey sausage from now on.

And yes ma'am i apologize, welcome!

N**a,  how tha f*ck

am i supposed to suck

Your little dick? You serious?

That shit one fourth a pencil,

I'm on my menstrual, I'm sick.

Get the f*ck out

'bout gettin' in guts

More like yo' c*ck ain't stout

My legs I shuts.

See I may be a slut,

I love it in my butt.

But only from legit men

Not boys, not freshmen

But with guys who rockin' at least ten

Inches, the tip I make sput-

Ter in my tight wet punanny

N*ggas flock to my p*ss like bears to honey

Oh you horny? Yo' d*ck look like the thorny

Of a rose. You couldn't even orgasm a bunny.

Bitch, you funny, go make money, better make a ton-ey

'cause a bruh who look like you,

with that small penis?

Homie don't play dis

A mouse is yo mistress -

The only thing you may bring

to squirt-ing

Ooh, does that sting?

Ha, my ass so juicy you wanna kiss.

But won't 'cause ya bone be alone

My kinky pinky ya gonna miss.

Oh dis, Miss Priss.

John B, my John B

Have you any tail?

"Yes sir, yes sir

But it comes from a male."

And n*gga what?

You commitin? To gettin'

Up in it?

Not this twat.

You straight trippin' I'm dippin'

You uglier than Scottie Pippin.

Sweetheart, one more thin'

I'm art, you immitatin'

Me while i get agile, G.

Ya see, I'm like Ali.

My words sting like a bee.

Not as much as it stings when you pee,

should stay away from rotten p*ss-y.

I'm free of STDs, you got herpies.

Check it, I'ma 'bout to give a million dollars worth of wisdom:

Get an Austin Powers' Dick Pump

And put ya fists all up in da rump

And leave your little stump

To grow at least bigger than a measles mump

Please stop MMA

Playa, you like forty-eight

No one can pull puntang

If they follow a 14 year old sinsai.

Wax on and wax off

Daniel son lick my muff

Stop Bogartin' Just puff

Puff pass, nigga, 'nuff

Said. Betta' be makin' dat bread

'cause hoes legs you'll never spread

Never get 'em bed

They never givin' you head

Should let me pump you with lead

Ego so bruised you better off dead

You an Ewok, I'm the King of the jed

-i mind tricks

Suckin' a mean d*ck

N*ggas f*ckin' and lick-

in' my cooch with their huge pr*ck

And stimulatin' my clit

Wit their tongue, make me cum,

get me some, yum yum.

Dees nuts I gum and then hum.

You a chum. See they hung.

You got the worst of both worlds

With your dick:

Small girth and short  length.

N*gga', don't speak you lack strength,

You like Sam from Game of Thrones.

I'm fuckin' Queen Circei.

I rule the seven kingdoms of huge c*cks

You rulin' little peens, so kick rocks.

but i dont think so.  believe i was clingin to the back of psykoscotts whatever-the-hell-is-was-mobile at the time.  

[edit]  oh, by the way...  hi.  

StacyTinkerbell said
I don't get your response.  

Couple of the people here are against red meats, beef is a red meat. Turkey sausage is acceptable. Just a joke, no offence.