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The Worst
May 4, 2013
3:00 pm
Old Mr Dangerous
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My dad has the absolute worst.... once he banged a girl who wore a colostomy bag ..can't listen to Brotha Lynch Hung the same ever again yall

May 4, 2013
3:10 pm
twiztidkillaxxx2
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That's some funny shit

May 4, 2013
6:06 pm
GanjaGoblin
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Never had a terrible chick I slept with. They were all pretty stellar in their own way. I guess perhaps this one chick I was seeing she would never do any work. I don't got no problems with grinding in the sheets but when she just lays there and does nothing it's kinda beat. It takes two to tango.

May 4, 2013
6:54 pm
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I fucked a virgin and it sucked. She had no clue what to do and I ended up choking her with her panties... Does that count?

May 4, 2013
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GanjaGoblin said
Never had a terrible chick I slept with. They were all pretty stellar in their own way. I guess perhaps this one chick I was seeing she would never do any work. I don't got no problems with grinding in the sheets but when she just lays there and does nothing it's kinda beat. It takes two to tango.

cosign.. haha bitches that just lay there are wack...

 

iLLtheClown said
I fucked a virgin and it sucked. She had no clue what to do and I ended up choking her with her panties... Does that count?

only if they were hannah montana panties..

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May 4, 2013
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We were 20 she had lingerie panties on. You clearly never fucked a virgin.

May 4, 2013
7:23 pm
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das funni.

 

i thought about it for a while, and, like ganja, cant say ive ever been that disappointed.  

 

bottom of the list, though, was this sorta double date that i was on, where i really wasnt diggin my chick.  

long story short, i got really drunk that night, like walking blackout drunk.  later on, i basicly sobered up as i found myself fuckin her on the floor of my trailer, thinkin to myself, 'aw, dammit...'

still, she wasnt bad, i just didnt like her much.  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

May 4, 2013
7:30 pm
twiztidkillaxxx2
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Virgins don't know what to do most of the time. They are virgins I fucked a virgin a few times and u have to do the work.

May 4, 2013
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The Warlock
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iLLtheClown said
We were 20 she had lingerie panties on. You clearly never fucked a virgin.

me? yeah ive never had the honor.. to my knowledge anyway..

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May 4, 2013
8:26 pm
Old Mr Dangerous
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I deflowered a virgin with my wife on the same mattress. We weren't married yet but it was still a blast. Bi chicks are the best

May 5, 2013
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GanjaGoblin
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I've had more worse dates than freaky freakings, that's for sure.

May 5, 2013
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Describe a bad date.

May 7, 2013
10:26 pm
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Old Mr Dangerous said
Bi chicks are the best

cosign...My girl plays with bitches emotions tho when shes drunk...she gets lesbos all worked up and then she brings me in...which they usually arent into...not my fault you bought her drinks without askin the details...

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

May 8, 2013
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GanjaGoblin
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iLLtheClown said
Describe a bad date.

Well it was one night in November, this girl and I were talking for a little while and arranged to meet up somewhere and go out to dinner and go shopping (I needed things at the store). It's a good night so far. I'm driving her home and we're just talking about whatever, I guess I asked about her family and all. She told me that her two older brothers are gay for each other and they've had orgies with other men. Not only that she tells me her fantasies she has with her dad if they weren't blood related. And the girl was 17, she lied and said she was older. And also this girl was wearing a yellow rain coat, no chance of any rain it was a clear night. So.....that's just one of them.

 

May 8, 2013
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The fuck? You win.

May 8, 2013
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I've seen her at shows a year ago, she was pregnant. I don't even wanna acknowledge. Whether she was lying or not, I was terrified but she showed signs of being psychotic. Another chick I dated, we went back to her place. It's late, we're sleeping and I wake up and shes awake with her hands reaching for my neck. You ever just feel like someones watching you? Waking up looking over to someone wide eyed reaching for your throat. It's scary. God has cursed my dating experiences.

May 8, 2013
4:27 pm
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Bro,  I'm a psycho bitch magnet, but that right there takes the fucking cake....That twinkle in her eye? it isn't affection, its a few screws loose.

And yes i've dated a two or three girls that watch you when you are sleeping. What that says about me, idk

 

May 8, 2013
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My brother felt like someone was watching him apparently ..and snapped up in bed just in time to get pissed by our cat who was marking him as his territory...right in his face....I tell that story at every social gathering I get the chance to

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

May 10, 2013
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GanjaGoblin
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This girl who was ready to strangle me would ask me if I believed in demon possession at all and doing things out of the ordinary. I asked her, "...out of the ordinary, as in in bed?" and she laughed about it. She would talk to herself and make herself laugh and I would look over her direction and shes just holding in laughter like wth? Sucks cause she was a cute chick, damn shame she had some screws loose. But everyones a little nutty in the head so I try to be fair with these chicks.

May 10, 2013
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Anyone notice how a grande proportion of Juggalettes are either psychologically damaged or at least feigning the image of damage? My wife isn't like that, I mean she considers herself a Juggalo/Lette and loves lots of the music and shows, but she's mentally sound, no scarification, crazy hair, "psycho bitch" hot pants or daddy issues. Just dresses regular, occasionally a clown sweatshirt or Twiztid shirt... like what I'm saying is, at least around upstate NY, chances are the juggalettes you get with are sacked in some way.

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