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NEW DEAD BY 28 MESSAGE
July 17, 2014
2:05 pm
dizmanx28
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July 17, 2014
2:17 pm
Sean Law
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is this you?  the dude from The Darkness?

 

 

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July 17, 2014
2:18 pm
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waiting for @patjoyce 

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July 17, 2014
7:53 pm
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I think I know this guy, he fixes the self checkout at Shaw's when it insists there's an unexplained item in the vicinity when there really isn't. Then it won't let you scan any more items until Keith (that's his name) comes over and punches in an unnecessarily long employee key code to get things moving along again. I like Keith, he let me get away with not scanning a couple of limes before when the scale thing wasn't working. Keith's alright. They only cost something like 27 cents each and really didn't save me anything by doing that but still, props Keith. 

 

The whole Dead By 28 name is bullshit though, dude is at least 37. 

July 17, 2014
7:57 pm
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pat... You know when I said I typically don't know what I just read after finishing your posts? That wasn't a challenge to you to make them even more cryptic and confusing.

 

I read that shit five times. FIVE. And I still don't know what in the blue fuck is going on.

 

I need to lay down, my brain hurts.

July 17, 2014
8:42 pm
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What EM? You mean you dont know keith? I thought everyone knew keith. Decent guy.

July 17, 2014
9:31 pm
The Notorious, L.T.B.
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He starts telling stories from his real life encounters with no sort of context or warning that he's about to do so, that's what it is entrappedmind. I think it's fuckin hilarious, someone oughtta start writing down a list of joyce-isms. Shit would turn hilarious real fast

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July 18, 2014
9:15 am
dizmanx28
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This is a way better response than I was expecting.

 

Not good enough to be in The Darkness but I am a cashier, and I am old. So props.

July 18, 2014
9:47 am
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@ltb  whats up with all your avatars bro? its always a shot with the camera above you, pointing down at your face, while your looking up like you don't care about nothin.  I think that's what might make you look like a 14 yr old. try growing a mustache, or Foo man choo, and pose like a mugshot with a Budweiser can.

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-Tyson

July 18, 2014
2:47 pm
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I'm still too wrapped up in trying to decipher pat's post to devote any attention to other replies... I'll get to y'all in a bit.

July 18, 2014
4:19 pm
The Notorious, L.T.B.
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Sean Law said
@ltb  whats up with all your avatars bro? its always a shot with the camera above you, pointing down at your face, while your looking up like you don't care about nothin.  I think that's what might make you look like a 14 yr old. try growing a mustache, or Foo man choo, and pose like a mugshot with a Budweiser can.

I don't grow facial hair well, shit looks sloppy. I like having a clean cut. And I'm also not very photogenic. I find myself incredibly unattractive, so I try to capture myself from the best angle. And fuck budweiser too. Lol. I'll get to work on manly-ing it up for you somehow.

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July 18, 2014
4:26 pm
Sean Law
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its ok. I like my boys young and baby faced.

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-Tyson

July 18, 2014
4:47 pm
The Notorious, L.T.B.
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its ok. I like my boys young and baby faced.

 

im sure you do, I still don't see baby faced though. I'll make sure to go slice my face up with a razor later tonight to get that nice rail road map face that makes one a man though

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July 18, 2014
5:08 pm
Sean Law
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or you can go smoke some meth, and scratch till you get scabs on your face

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-Tyson

July 18, 2014
5:16 pm
The Notorious, L.T.B.
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Sean Law said
or you can go smoke some meth, and scratch till you get scabs on your face

I thought that's what all juggalos did?

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July 18, 2014
7:03 pm
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Slumerican(Just A Realist)502 said
What EM? You mean you dont know keith? I thought everyone knew keith. Decent guy.

Nah man fuck Keith he's my main competition for chicks at the bowling alley...he waves that associate card with the employee override card around like hes big shit...and his Van has a VHS player and track lights...I fucking hate that guy he puts my van's carpeting to shame...

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