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The Warlock vs patjoyce *Text Battle*
February 7, 2013
6:53 pm
The Warlock
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i dont know if hes ever gonna respond or still writing or what but i'll just post this up cuz i didnt write it for nothing... the rhymes are bolded for those who dont regularly look out for multi-syllabic rhymes...

 

Patrick, it's not a surprise your name rhymes with wack shit, you're a fat pig who has to lie on a mattress,
Cuz you ain't walked in years why you talkin fear, I'd only be scared if I had a ox & beer & you was walkin' near,
Cuz you're so fat it's amazin' you'd be crackin' the pavement, if you jumped but you're just another punk that I'm facin',
& I won't retract all my statements cuz I mean this bitch!, your mom can suck my penis tip until the semen spits,
& Everyone will prolly vote against me cuz I'm disliked, but a real emcee would know I rip mics & my shit's tight,
While this guy that I'm facin' would do good in a comedy room, but get boo'd offstage in the golden age awfully soon,
I rhyme multi-syllabics & you know you're a faggot, your simple rhymes make me think you're just tryin' to flow & just practice,
But then again I'm sure you know that you suck, you can find endless material on me but all I know's you're fat as fuck,
So lose some weight cuz it's a huge mistake, tryin' to come at me when you'd rather chew a steak with tuna flakes,
Or should I say "sprinkles" fuck you & your people, we aren't equal besides the fact we're both people we can eat through!

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February 7, 2013
6:54 pm
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pat's verse

 

Battlin a grown man who calls himself a warlock, don't know why he'll just delete me
I don't even rap but he'll run cryin away hopin don't nobody see me
You don't moderate a website, you moderate cock and balls
Goin in and out your ass while your catchin vapors suckin on halls
Your mother is your lover and best friend, she keeps you home to herself she's just scared you'll leave her
But you couldn't get pussy on your own if bitches mistook you for Justin Beiber
You said you won't battle a nobody you blew me off I got dismissed
The real reason is your rhymes get dumb and dumber like your name was Lloyd Christmas
Get this, now he's butthurt look at that little bitch runnin away
To find his delete button it's up your ass warlock you're gay
If this was back to the future you'd be crapped out gettin tossed out of biff's
For puttin all them dicks on your lips, givin blowjobs and tossin salads for gif's
Scared to respond back you're wack your rhymes they fail to diss me
The only time I saw your disc it was being used by a dog as a frisbee
You're tryin to reach the top and that's all good, I respect this
But the only way you'll reach the top is during a bad game of tetris
The same website you work for dissed you and said your shit was played
Now go cry to your mama and you just might get laid
Let her sit her fat sweaty ass on your face, try to forget that you're a disgrace
No one ever took you tryin to rap seriously in the first place
You're like Mase, a pretty face fuck trying to find your voice bitch go find puffy
Tell him you want to make the band he might let you watch his kids if you lucky
Fuck puffy fuck warlock his rhymes are fuckin played out like myspace
You might as well pack your shit and leave the game, here bitch use my suitcase

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February 7, 2013
7:02 pm
patjoyce
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Start off round 2. That all you got? I can go all night warcock, bring it

February 7, 2013
7:03 pm
The Warlock
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lol how much rounds you tryin to go??

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February 7, 2013
7:04 pm
patjoyce
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As many as necessary

February 7, 2013
7:05 pm
The Warlock
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necessary for what?? i already murdered you in 1 haha you rhymed away with gay

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February 7, 2013
7:06 pm
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haha this is funny shit.....I dont dislike you warlock,yours was good but i think Pat won the first round.

February 7, 2013
7:09 pm
Slumerican502
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Warlocks was the more technical of the two, but the round goes to pat because of the creativity...I like the back to the future and the tetris references. I wanna hear shit that I haven't heard a hundo times

February 7, 2013
7:09 pm
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Violentdope said:

haha this is funny shit.....I dont dislike you warlock,yours was good but i think Pat won the first round.

haha yeah his was allot better than i was expecting.. i can see that.. he did pretty good but line for line from an emcees standpoint my shits more impressive off syllable count alone.....

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February 7, 2013
7:14 pm
King Lucem Ferre
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Warlock, as a technical stand point, blows his away. Hands down. Any true emcee or hip hop/rap fan can appreciate that. But as any real emcee would know, rhyming isn't just about how well you can rhyme words, it's about keeping the audience entertained, so for me Joyce Da 5'9" won that round because his shit was entertaining as fuck and his punchlines were much better. I was laughing through his shit, I was bored with Warlocks.

 

LET ROUND TWO COMMENCE IN THE MOST EPIC RAP BATTLE EVER!!!!!!!

February 7, 2013
7:14 pm
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Shove your syllables up your ass warlock. Wanna go for round 2 or is this you forfeiting? No great rap battle has ever gone only one round, don't be scurred

February 7, 2013
7:14 pm
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Slumerican502 said:

Warlocks was the more technical of the two, but the round goes to pat because of the creativity...I like the back to the future and the tetris references. I wanna hear shit that I haven't heard a hundo times

haha i feel you i guess we were def both more creative in different sense of the word haha

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February 7, 2013
7:16 pm
The Warlock
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patjoyce said:

Shove your syllables up your ass warlock. Wanna go for round 2 or is this you forfeiting? No great rap battle has ever gone only one round, don't be scurred

lol i aint scurred.. now that i know what the people want i think i'll do even better this time haha lets do it!

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February 7, 2013
7:16 pm
King Lucem Ferre
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I'm hosting this shit, just because you leave my awesome thread made just for this doesn't mean that I won't host it god damn it.

February 7, 2013
7:18 pm
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The Warlock said:

Violentdope said:

haha this is funny shit.....I dont dislike you warlock,yours was good but i think Pat won the first round.

haha yeah his was allot better than i was expecting.. i can see that.. he did pretty good but line for line from an emcees standpoint my shits more impressive off syllable count alone.....

I agree but the Back to the future ref killed it

February 7, 2013
7:19 pm
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Lucem Ferre said:

I'm hosting this shit, just because you leave my awesome thread made just for this doesn't mean that I won't host it god damn it.

haha my bad yo i wanna start another thread for rd 2 tho..

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February 7, 2013
7:20 pm
King Lucem Ferre
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You moderate cock and balls, that shit had me laughing my ass off.

February 7, 2013
7:21 pm
King Lucem Ferre
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Hey, don't spam the forum with the rap battle.

February 7, 2013
7:24 pm
The Warlock
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fuck that this is the only battle that matters… & that line was trash smh yo… i dont even know if i can dumb my shit down that far…

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February 7, 2013
7:27 pm
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who cares if you think it's trash, according to sources you moderate cock and balls

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