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The Warlock vs patjoyce *Text Battle Round 2*
February 25, 2013
11:55 pm
patjoyce
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Hahahaha

That'll get the crowd jumpin'!!

September 9, 2014
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Bump for people to read the hilarious merking of Warlock and the tears that ensued.

September 9, 2014
11:15 pm
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Holy shit @lucem-ferre you just made my drunken night man!!! Thanks, it brings me back to that day. Warlock was so butthurt, it's still hilarious.

September 9, 2014
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Lol... I thought Warlock's monkey bar line was decent filler in between bars, but what sold me on Pat for the round was def the Esham line. Warlock's repeated cock references didn't help much. Picking from one of the inside jokes on the FLH boards and making it a hot line was fresh. Never saw this up here before.

Much Love!

September 9, 2014
11:54 pm
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This is why he has earned the nick name Joyce Da 5'9"

September 10, 2014
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this was really.  really, really.  really really really entertaining to read again.  cant beat the classics.  

thanks, lucem.  

  

i wanna go through it and quote all my favorite bits, but there are far too many.  

  

glad i chose not to get very involved myself, worked out better that way.  

  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

September 10, 2014
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Ahhh, now I remember why I can't stand that dude. I made it about six pages in and had to stop.

September 10, 2014
10:14 pm
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Yeah, the only reason I voiced my opinion in such a pissy way is because he had already insulted us all, declared us all morons and that he knew he was the victor regardless.

September 10, 2014
11:21 pm
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came off as a cocky arrogant asshole. he aint even average

I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!

-Tyson

September 10, 2014
11:27 pm
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Hey I kinda liked Warlock, because he liked Esham and NATAS, but that's all I know about him. I haven't been on Faygoluvers long enough to understand I guess. 

"Your girl fucked me 'cause you cummin' quicker than FedEx Air"- Sean Law

September 10, 2014
11:38 pm
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Well I guess there was a rap battle, I read the earlier posts. Now I have an understanding. Kinda, I didn't read all.

"Your girl fucked me 'cause you cummin' quicker than FedEx Air"- Sean Law

September 11, 2014
6:49 am
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JiffyLong said  
Hey I kinda liked Warlock, because he liked Esham and NATAS, but that's all I know about him. I haven't been on Faygoluvers long enough to understand I guess.    

JiffyLong said  
Well I guess there was a rap battle, I read the earlier posts. Now I have an understanding. Kinda, I didn't read all.    

short of literally going back and reading all the old shit, ignoring the incredible amount of rhetoric and litter that he posted [and the few dozen posts in which he actually had somethin to say, and wasnt being an asswipe about it], and thus discovering for yourself what a dip he was...  

you can simply take everybodys word for it.  

in fact...  

Sean Law said
came off as a cocky arrogant asshole. he aint even average

this applies to around eighty percent of his posts.  the ones the werent just copy/paste noise, that is.  

  

im still chuckling at some of the stuff said in this thread.  when pat and ill are both cookin at the same time, its priceless.  another reason i hate that they snipe at each other.  

  

  

as an aside:  i like natas, esham.  got [nearly] everything theyve done, up to a few years ago.  

recently, though, theyve been such a disappointment that i dont even bother to check em out anymore.  

  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

February 15, 2016
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well i would do a full breakdown of the battle but i see on this forum yall dont do that

so imma just drop the categories and explainations

 

flow /structure = i feel both had they own when it came to flow ... both was pretty good, structure at that point did'nt matter much, so i guess i would say this is about a tie

punches/ personals= this is where the battle splits off from being eve, .... warlock had alot of entertaining concepts and shit.. but when it came to delivering punches and jabs, he came with some but had alot of filler between, and pat actually had some form of a diss in about every line... some were just light jabs ... actually most were light jabs but some were pretty good, and when u add 100 small jabs together that wins fights as well as hard hits .. 
so basically i feel pat won because of consistancy 

similies/metaphors= warlock had a style of his own .. his style didnt have many similies, but his metas were noticable, not very many of them but enough to make it interesting ... the execution of them could use a bit of work but he has some nice ideas, i do feel that pat had alot of similies, but he seemed to be strong with the metas, the execution of them was decent.. could be very dangerous if he utilized them better ... i do feel pat had enough to get the win for this category

complexity/ creativity = i feel that as far as the creativity and complexity goes .. war was up there and pat shined hardest with the creativity .. as i said or was about to say, pat has some very interesting concepts and the attacking angle he uses could be very vicious, he seems to need a bit more practice and he'd be a beast

 

Over all tips and help :

i feel that warlock should have not "dumbed it down" ... cuz i feel if he didnt .. he could have beaten or tied pat/ his last line just shows the skill is there and he chose not to use it/

try to use less filler, (try to use even small jabs untill u get to the main punch), try to utilize personal info to compile with your punches and they'll be more effective

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i feel pat came the way u should in a battle, went str8 in there, slapped the opponent around, and left, use'n little filler and attacking consitantly/

try to work on your complexity tho, execute your metas and similies with better thought out concepts and punches

 

my vote = pat

February 15, 2016
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the_positive_smack said
awsome dude

but sadly scruffy drove both those posters off the site because he wants everyone to be PG 13 on here, so all the entertaining posters left because of scruffy's get real or get gone rule, he's deleted 100's of my posts too I am the last standing shit starter on here and he hates it he hates me with a passion I made him have epic meltdowns on here and i'm pretty sure I made him cry because he's a known crier.

ok but what does text battles have to do with a "get real or get gone rule"

are u say'n nobody can text battle on here cuz of haters in high places?

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