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short reply yo mamma battle
October 14, 2012
5:52 pm
bossdogg-ninjalo17
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yo mammas so fat shes got an ass like a hippo, from here to japan and you know id try to hit it but i cant find the can

 

 

 

 

just bored reply if ya want mmfwcl

October 16, 2012
10:40 am
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Yo mammas so big she calls Violent J her little, skinny oompalumpa man. I heard Jamie fell through her cracks somewheres. Sending a rescue squad and shit. Mono said he was too scared of spelunking. Tryin for a solo career.

October 18, 2012
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Sticks and stones will break my bones, but your mother's a whore.

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October 22, 2012
6:07 pm
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October 24, 2012
11:13 am
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I had to roll ur fat mom in flower to find the wet spot. #pancakepussy

October 25, 2012
3:58 am
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Yo mamma sucks so much dick, she could suck the chrome off a trailer ball hitch then after that she suckstarts her harley and drives off.

 

MCL

October 25, 2012
6:56 am
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Your mother is not very enjoyable to be around do to her tendencies  to be extremely rude and she acts in an undesirable way, however, she is rather astounding when it comes to performing sexual acts in which she has had much practice with over the years with the amount of male partners she continually beckons into her bed.Oh, and I think your mother might have a weight problem.

October 25, 2012
8:11 am
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Lucem's Mom spit Lucem out her vagina....nuff said.

October 25, 2012
4:12 pm
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The only thing yo momma can cook is blue waffles!

November 3, 2012
10:28 pm
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thats it? really? this thread had so much potential......

November 4, 2012
12:46 am
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yo mamma's titties are so saggy she dust mops the floor everywhere she walks

November 4, 2012
10:21 am
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You're mamma so ugly I painted her face and she said "wait that's my ass" and I said "my bad I thought it was your face"

You're mamma so fat to fuck her I gotta slap her ass and ride the wave in..

You're mamma so poor I saw her walking down the street with one shoe, I said "did you lose a shoe" she said "no I found one"

You're momma so ugly, she's not into S&M, she just has to tie mofos up to get them to sleep with her

You're mom does crack and meth and doesn't own a picture of you and lives 3 hours away in a trailer with her new family and only visits you once every few months to walk around your house tweaked out and disassemble you're Ice maker out of your fridge and go through all your stuff even though you told her not too and you went on a vacation for a month and came back and she had turned your room into her and her new husbands freaky "sex room" so you moved out and you just, you just don't have a good relationship with her.

November 4, 2012
11:19 am
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Corey said:

you went on a vacation for a month and came back and she had turned your room into her and her new husbands freaky "sex room" so you moved out and you just, you just don't have a good relationship with her.

nice

November 4, 2012
11:20 am
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Your mom tried to fight back.

unsuccessfully

November 4, 2012
7:04 pm
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You're mom wears boondox paint when she dances gundam style.

November 7, 2012
7:29 pm
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It's Gangnam style... gundams are robots. *Your mother should have raised you to have enough sense to know that.

Your momma's like a McDonald's drive through; quick, cheap, and easy.

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November 7, 2012
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Your mom was on RuPauls Drag Race. She lost. What's the T, hunty? kiss

 

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November 7, 2012
7:50 pm
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Ironically, my mom really digs that show.

Your momma collects STDs like pokemon. Gotta catch 'em all!

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November 8, 2012
5:50 pm
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Your mom sees coat hangers and thinks of you and sighs.

November 8, 2012
8:03 pm
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Your mom's so poor, the only Christmas present she ever got you was a VHS of another familty exchanging gifts. And you couldn't even afford a VCR to play it.

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