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10:01 pm
April 12, 2013
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look at these pussy writings, well not me whore
I keep my cat up off the keyboard
no c4, quieter than eeyore
beers I've had 3 or 4 but now I be board
typin on the board yet going overboard
always buzzed I should probably be sober more
but of course that's not the case
fuck around and catch a case
after I chug down a case
like it was a fuckin race
now my friends givin me that fuckin face
like they got cunts under the waist
cause I get drunk like my cup was laced
24, no that's not my rim size
but I get you're girl and dim lights
like okay lets rhyme man
bust thus like a bitches hymen
schoolin it no handing out assignments
get corrected like my cars alignment
math problem is the requirement
then I can post up like retirement
10:03 pm
May 29, 2013
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Fucking. Hilarious.
Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!
10:12 pm
April 12, 2013
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Lol better than terrible I suppose
11:23 pm
September 18, 2012
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my name is Lucem and I make raps
all in hopes that I will get daps
when I rap to the tap of the snair kick and hat
people have to clap and say, "damn that shit is Phat"
there is nothing I lack when the track gets macked
and if you think I'm wack you're probably smoking crack
I roll with slum and pat, those some cool cats
if you don't agree with that then I'll beat you with a scruff.
6:50 am
May 29, 2013
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Doc RenoK said
look at these pussy writings, well not me whoreI keep my cat up off the keyboard
no c4, quieter than eeyore
beers I've had 3 or 4 but now I be board
typin on the board yet going overboard
always buzzed I should probably be sober more
but of course that's not the case
fuck around and catch a case
after I chug down a case
like it was a fuckin race
now my friends givin me that fuckin face
like they got cunts under the waist
cause I get drunk like my cup was laced
24, no that's not my rim size
but I get you're girl and dim lights
like okay lets rhyme man
bust thus like a bitches hymen
schoolin it no handing out assignments
get corrected like my cars alignment
math problem is the requirement
then I can post up like retirement
My girl is so flabbergasted at this lol she's like "what?....I don't even....tell whoever this is that this is terrible and needs to be removed from existence and they need to go to poetry school" lol
Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!
7:11 am
April 12, 2013
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damn. I was really hoping to go professional with this too. Lmao
7:16 am
April 12, 2013
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I didn't realize this was supposed to be poetr either lol
and then a butterfly landed but a smigon from my eye and I replied GET THE FUCK OFF ME BUG
7:55 am
April 12, 2013
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So ltb wanna criticize
as if he's on here spittin rhymes
even if I don't get it right,at least im givin a try
maybe he's just a beast in disguise
comin up with killer rhymes while flippin fries
at burger king makin seven sixty-five
when I rhyme it might be generalized
I've seen more battles than a generals eyes
so you're heading to the army
don't even need to arm me
beat you til you're purple like barney
lmao whut!?!
8:38 am
February 24, 2014
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ay yo fruit loop, you need to lay off of the damn man
cuz you lookin more fruity then that Tucan Sam
don't be tough typin faggot, like you the baddest in this,
fuck barny, beat you purple till you lookin like grimus
The turdburgler over there, full of shit like a derriere
you musta lost your mind, I can tell that your barely there.
I rarely care about a text war, but i'll flex here
your girl lookin for my sex cuz you cum quicker than fed ex air
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
8:41 am
April 12, 2013
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ha that was dope,I like the grimus line
9:07 am
April 12, 2013
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I'm not the one actin like I'm hard, son
stealin rhyme schemes from wasted part one
don't want a war don't start one
I care as much about the law as these shitty rhymes
im just passing time, while passing kind and getting high
I never claimed to be good but ill get at a whore
put it down like a mat at a door
no I'm not a matador
I won't cape a bull
but I'm feeling pretty capable
you're a gift horse, get back in the stable dude
I won't buy or bare a gloc
more like a triceratops
stab you three times then bite yo face off
lmao I'm just surprised I can do it at all
9:26 am
May 29, 2013
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Doc RenoK said
So ltb wanna criticizeas if he's on here spittin rhymes
even if I don't get it right,at least im givin a try
maybe he's just a beast in disguise
comin up with killer rhymes while flippin fries
at burger king makin seven sixty-five
when I rhyme it might be generalized
I've seen more battles than a generals eyes
so you're heading to the army
don't even need to arm me
beat you til you're purple like barney
lmao whut!?!
No criticism, I thought your shit was funny. And my girl's response was hilarious, so I posted it. Also, burger king pays 7.25 an hour here and I'm going into the Marine Corps, not the army.
ok...yo....yo....word....uuuhh....yea
-drops mic-
Blood rains down from an angry sky! My cock rages on! My cock rages on!
9:32 am
April 12, 2013
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Lol I don't really care.. And I was close I just remembered some sort of government shit, I been stalkin these boards for a while
9:42 am
February 24, 2014
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Whats up Doc? that last one was a dud
You took shots but you missed em like MR.Fudd
and I don't give a fuck, im just havin some fun
in fact, if I gave it 100 you'd probably never comeback
step in dog shit, before i come over your house
bypass your doormat, and kick you straight in the mouth
you talkin bout dinosaurs? what the fuck you tryin for?
imma go and take a nap, your rhymes are makin me bored. yaaaawn
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
12:31 pm
April 12, 2013
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Damn. Killed it.I'm at work I'll get at you later lol
10:25 pm
September 18, 2012
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Doritos, cheetos, and a bag of yummy fritos
Nacho Bell Grande' and a taco el supremo
peach rings, recess pieces, and some gummy worms
a big ol' soda pop, to help my tummy's gerth
Hail Dark Lord Lucem.
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