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Jerz decides to stand up!!!
August 6, 2013
5:06 pm
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Alright so I've been sitting here for like the last 45 minutes/

and only seen bars from a bunch of punk ass bitches/

Yea that's I'm fucking pulling the cards/

I mean set em on the table if you think you got bars/

But honestly in psychology you'd take that as a disrespect/

Hate on me cause you know that my minor catalog  is fresh/

I don't have a whack verse out there/

So pull on your hair and act like you don't care/

Cause all of you are shit stains in my underwear/

Man so you already know sickest flow in the 570/

and if you fuck with this juggalo you'll end up with a broken nose/

I'm shooting flames you can call me lord Zuko/

and who knows you might be the next one with that good flow/

But til then I want you to sit back and take notes/

Cause I don't have to be a killer to know I slit throats/

To know if you fuck with me you'll be sleeping with the fishes/

To know while you're away I'm sleeping with all of your bitches/

Switchin okay let me explain something simple/

When it comes to rap most dudes are straight pimples/

Ready to pop set to explode/

But when they do they're disgusting like snot flying out your nose.

August 6, 2013
5:27 pm
The Warlock
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JERZ!!! haha sorry but i gotta kill you

 

you said you have shit stains in your underwear?

we dont fuckin care go back to youtube you fuckin square

you said you have a catalog but i wasnt even aware

i'll smash in your skull with a fuckin metal chair

but i aint mick foley homie dont ya know me?

lil OE I flow heat & im a warrior like cochise

i break backs & face smash you dont wanna straight clash

cuz youre a diaper rapper.. all your shit is straight ass

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August 7, 2013
10:49 am
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Are you serious man? I mean you've gotta be kidding/

4 bars and you really think that it's enough to kill me?/

I wanted to know that I hope that your mad/

Cause I got 270 more subs than your ass/

And the videos are just a sample a glimpse into the real me/

I am hip hop and I can, will, and destroy see/

So come at me with any fireball you can conjure/

and I'll make sure to use you as pyrotechnics for my next concert/

Warlock? Uh huh okay I don't believe in that arcane magic/

To me you're a just fuckin bitch made faggot/

Get mashed bitch go home if you think your fuckin with me/

I eat sleep breath even shit MC/

and I shit on MC's so please believe/

I'm the dopest whether it be in the youtube scene, TV, or in the streets

 

 

August 7, 2013
11:22 am
The Warlock
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actually it was 8 bars youll get straight scarred

& after these 8 i'll get hit with a rape charge

everything you spit is straight arse you aint killin yo

how can you be dope when you only rhyme one syllable?

its 2013 youre living in the past with your simple shit

i'll give your girl a nipple twist & penetrate as i stimulate her clitoris

& give her the orgasms she's been waitin a lifetime for 

she's an eyesight sore but your sweetheart can still be MY whore

haha fuck it i'll keep goin & killin you bitch

ABK is the ONLY REAL emcee with a lisp!

so stop it fam ive been doin this rap shit since you were in elementary

try & test me im a pro like gretsky runnin through shit like a jet ski!

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August 7, 2013
1:52 pm
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Obivously you're not overly intelligent/

So let me explain what a bar is before you even try telling it/

Look it up google it check and see if I'm correct/

But a bar is two lines of rhymes and these next two are aiming at your neck/

Alright you got me I was going a little simplistic/

Because I was nervous if I get technical you might find your wig split/

So with the quickness/

I'm set to respond refuel and rearmed/

I'm a legit firebomb/

So if you think your bars are loaded like firearms/

I'm sorry dude but the fuckin army doesn't have enough firepower to stop my fire storm/

And you might not get that rhyme cause you missing the accent/

But check Jerz rap's leaves Mc's wrapped in plastic/

And your rhymes remind me of fuckin chris kirpatrick/

A little fag boy who should be with blonde hair and afraid to get his ass whipped/

Magic nah more like a nuclear strike/

I'm a technical genius when it comes to setting the mic/

A blaze and nah I ain't your dead homie/

I'm homeward bound with at least 10 bitches on me/

And the what fuck you mean you'll steal my girl?/

I don't have one I just have a couple chicks I keep around when I have fun/

So listen dude ain't nothing against you/

but you ain't rude enough to win this battle against who?/

Well see it's the J-E-R-S-E-Y/

I keep the entire state up on my back and you can see why/

So go back to you're homeboys and tell em about that rape charge I caught/

But then tell that you got fucked in the ass for stepping to me like a retard/

 

 

 

 

 

August 7, 2013
2:39 pm
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Btw who judges this?

August 7, 2013
2:45 pm
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FatMan Jersey said
Btw who judges this?

The people of FLH via this poll

Battle Rap Who Wins ?

  • FatMan Jersey(50% : 2 votes)
  • The Warlock(50% : 2 votes)
Total Voters: 4
August 7, 2013
2:51 pm
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Word and I won't vote to keep things fair and balanced. Also, anyone up to go a few rounds?

August 7, 2013
2:59 pm
OCJ_Brendan
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I voted for Warlock....everybody gets 1 this is his.

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

August 7, 2013
3:20 pm
The Warlock
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FatMan Jersey said
Word and I won't vote to keep things fair and balanced. Also, anyone up to go a few rounds?

haha yeah i dont vote either

 

OCJ_Brendan said
I voted for Warlock....everybody gets 1 this is his.

haha thanks yo prob the 1st vote i ever got on this site haha

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August 7, 2013
3:38 pm
OCJ_Brendan
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Thats what I figure too...remember that next time I fuck with you...lol im playin

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

August 7, 2013
3:53 pm
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Come on!!! More votes son! I wanna keep doing this shit!

August 7, 2013
3:55 pm
The Warlock
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OCJ_Brendan said
Thats what I figure too...remember that next time I fuck with you...lol im playin

haha

 

FatMan Jersey said
Come on!!! More votes son! I wanna keep doing this shit!

battles rarely ever take place on here.. call some people out tho..

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August 7, 2013
3:57 pm
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By the way Warlock, good shit mad respect.

August 7, 2013
5:01 pm
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FatMan Jersey said
By the way Warlock, good shit mad respect.

fo sho respect back to ya fam.. usually i dont battle but i was bored & saw the shit stain line & thought of an easy flip haha

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August 8, 2013
11:55 am
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lol you said you have 270 more subscribers than me while you have 264..

http://www.youtube.com/user/Je.....tMan/about

 

& i have 424..

http://www.youtube.com/user/wa.....k253/about

 

so really i have 154 more than you lol

 

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August 11, 2013
4:57 pm
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Yo Jersey is the state of dookie

You got trashy ass hoes like Snookie

I hate going to Jersey fuck driving over there

Stinks worse than my armpit hair

Warlock you stink too like doo-doo

I don't rap or rhyme I'll just pull your boo

And offer her some loving in her muffin

And Jersey and Warlock are just buffing

Each others pickles for nickles

Fuck this shit its just for shits and giggles

 

 

August 11, 2013
5:01 pm
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Dude said he had shit stains in his own underwear. I repeat: Dude said he had shit stains in his own underwear... and the nominee for the worst metaphor ever...

August 11, 2013
5:06 pm
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Jersey shore pauly shore i dont give a shit
Yo flows like juggalo js crustafied upper lip
your skills are lacking
Ur like psy wit no twiztid wackpackin
U aint even a boondox or garcia
After this thread c ya

August 11, 2013
5:10 pm
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I didnt read thread ut voted for warlock

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