(Raises hand @ the press conference currently being held….)

Hi, Tim Mit with Rolling Stone magazine, Just have a few questions….

When Twiztid responded to your scathing diss song, how did that make you feel?

Would you actually use the “N” word so freely around African Americans?

You have a unique style of delivery when rapping, almost as if you were a novice, how, with your talent, are you able to dumb down your flow and pull that off?

You were first discovered and signed based off a song posted to a fan site for Icey P, hope I’m pronouncing that correctly, Ironically, you posted it in the wrong section, totally ignoring the sites directory. We looked and could not find any kind of criminal record or history on you. Never been caught, or are you just that good? What about the families of the murdered victims you callously bragged about?

Now that you obviously have made it to the big league’s, congratulations by the way, what are you going to do with all that money made from the 10 views you received?

Is there a special lady in your life?

(Older woman grabs the microphone..)

“I’m the only special woman my son needs in his life…”)

And you are ma’am?

“His mother, Gladys. All you loose in the pants tramp’s stay away from my little Ricky.”

(Grabs the mic back from his mother.)

“Mom, it’s Spange now!”

“Boy don’t you sass me in front of your little friends. I brought you in to this world, best believe I will take you out of it. Spange was his pet turtles name. Jesus help me with this child.”

Could we speak to Spanges manager?

“That would also be me sir.”

So wait, his mother is his manager?

“It worked for the Kardashians, why is their a problem Mr.Rolling Stone man?”

No ma’am, not at all.

(Leans to the camera man and tells him do not stop filming…)

Spange, The album simply titled, “Fuck Twiztid and the forum rules” has a release date of Febuany 36th 2070. The press, including myself, were privileged enough to listen to your provocative, Ground breaking body of work. How did you give it that introverted, cheap computer mic, Dark basement kind of feel? Its very compelling.

One last question before you go, This is my job to interview celebrity’s like you. On days like today I cannot believe I get paid to do this. I’m blessed. Your fans and I really want to know when will you release another single? Should we check for it in the Wicked Rappers Delight section, or will you drop another heat rock within the Psychopathic Records one? Please don’t get all Hollywood on us little people Spange, the majority of us put our lives on hold to follow your career and deserve answers.

(Spange is suddenly cloaked and rushed off of the stage, exiting a side door followed by a mob of flashing paparazzi cameras….)

“I can’t believe you actually got to interview Spange”, says the cameraman, in complete awe of what just happened.

“This is why I make the big bucks.”, Tim calmly replies back.

You should practice what you preach

sorry but that was hilarious.

“exiting a side door followed by a mob of flashing paparazzi cameras”  HAHAA!!