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Old Mr Dangerous on Twiztid's raffle may be illegal

Mon, 04 Mar 2019 22:51:05 -0600

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FuckHerRightInThePussy on Twiztid's raffle may be illegal

Mon, 04 Mar 2019 22:47:37 -0600

Unless I get the winning box, it's rigged and it's a scam because I am a whiny complainy bitch and since it's 2019 that's the "in" thing...

iINhaleCHEMtrails on Twiztid's raffle may be illegal

Mon, 04 Mar 2019 22:30:08 -0600

Bonesaw Wizardstick said

I still love em.

But really, a hundred dollars for a chance to make whatever you want come out of their mouths in song form would be spectacular. You can't deny that.

Im not saying that wouldnt be cool hahah im just saying no matter what they do like say give away 10,000 dollars someones always gonna find a problem with it just cuz its twiztid

Pigg on Twiztid's raffle may be illegal

Mon, 04 Mar 2019 20:42:53 -0600

Alright so apparently I misunderstood the bozes. I have been informed that there will be $100 worth of merch in every box. I thought either you got the check, you got something rare, or you for a CD and a sticker. If each box is worth at least $100 retail they should be fine.

TL;DR: I was wrong

djscrubb on Twiztid's raffle may be illegal

Mon, 04 Mar 2019 10:39:16 -0600

What did they say.... only 1000 boxes are going out.

So that's $100,000 they take in for some shit from their closet (cool shit) but none the less, old shit from their closets. The song is really cool, but what are the odds the person that wins is a rapper, or even interested in that? The Madrox drawings are pretty dope! I dig his art. Mono didn't have to do shit! haha At least Madrox put time in his drawings n shit.

And 10k as top prize. 1 in a 1000 will win. You know that CD with all the songs will be up on YouTube the day of...

To me it is kinda cool, but man this is a HUGE cash grab.

Who's actually getting one of these? I can spend a $100 on some dumb shit with the quickness, but I cannot get behind 1 out of 1000 odds. The 10k is the ONLY thing I'd give a fuck about with all of this.... ask me 15 years ago I woulda bought 10 of these! haha

Pigg on Twiztid's raffle may be illegal

Sun, 03 Mar 2019 22:35:48 -0600

chops said
so now it’s a sweepstakes? Thought it was a raffle? Hmmm

As I was looking into it I realized sweepstakes is a more accurate title.

Bonesaw Wizardstick said
I hope whoever wins the free custom Twiztid song really goes balls to the wall with the subject matter.

"Make a song about a guy with dildo fingers trying to eat a bowl of lucky charms with no spoon"

Make them write a song about how much Better ICP is than them 😂

Bonesaw Wizardstick on Twiztid's raffle may be illegal

Sun, 03 Mar 2019 17:44:57 -0600

iINhaleCHEMtrails said
Hahah jesus anything to shit on twiztid

Get over it

I still love em.

But really, a hundred dollars for a chance to make whatever you want come out of their mouths in song form would be spectacular. You can't deny that.

iINhaleCHEMtrails on Twiztid's raffle may be illegal

Sun, 03 Mar 2019 17:01:13 -0600

Hahah jesus anything to shit on twiztid

Get over it

jiggles the clown on Twiztid's raffle may be illegal

Sun, 03 Mar 2019 16:15:32 -0600

Bonesaw Wizardstick said
I hope whoever wins the free custom Twiztid song really goes balls to the wall with the subject matter.

"Make a song about a guy with dildo fingers trying to eat a bowl of lucky charms with no spoon"

See. if I got it. I'd try to make them do a song that would confuse, or piss off, everybody. and by that I mean confuse half the people listening to it, piss off the other half.

like a hyper-sexual love song about violent J. Or a diss track towards gorilla voltage.

chops on Twiztid's raffle may be illegal

Sun, 03 Mar 2019 15:20:51 -0600

You pick up the bowl and drink the lucky charms. Eating it with a spoon would be the challenge, not without

Old Mr Dangerous on Twiztid's raffle may be illegal

Sun, 03 Mar 2019 14:54:49 -0600

Bonesaw Wizardstick said
I hope whoever wins the free custom Twiztid song really goes balls to the wall with the subject matter.

"Make a song about a guy with dildo fingers trying to eat a bowl of lucky charms with no spoon"

Or something super mundane. Like "Why cant my aunt Peggy catch a break, her Ford Focus is always dying on her and she has chronic hiccups."

By the way, that sounds nigh impossible with the dildo fingers thing. That's like a very specific Personal Hell for someone. But perhaps they could tilt the bowl with one set of fingers and then scoop the cereal pieces into their mouths.

If I won a chance for them to write me a track, it would be called "Yodel" . I'd be like, "that's all I'm saying. You figure out the rest."

Bonesaw Wizardstick on Twiztid's raffle may be illegal

Sun, 03 Mar 2019 14:08:53 -0600

I hope whoever wins the free custom Twiztid song really goes balls to the wall with the subject matter.

"Make a song about a guy with dildo fingers trying to eat a bowl of lucky charms with no spoon"

krunk on Twiztid's raffle may be illegal

Sun, 03 Mar 2019 11:18:47 -0600

Pigg said
Twiztid's raffle... stupid ass gimmicky bullshit... It's a scam...

Didn't Psy auction off a date with Ouija? That sweet boy hugged me for free and offered me his drank in Oklahoma... must have been off the clock (or maybe J's pimp hand was broke.) Seems rap's new business model is the oldest profession:

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chops on Twiztid's raffle may be illegal

Sun, 03 Mar 2019 10:41:51 -0600

so now it’s a sweepstakes? Thought it was a raffle? Hmmm

Pigg on Twiztid's raffle may be illegal

Sun, 03 Mar 2019 09:26:39 -0600

Even if it wasn't illegal I think it's stupid ass gimmicky bullshit. It if was an actual giveaway it would be one thing, but it's not. It's a scam.

And it IS illegal.

This is from the FTC website.

Legitimate sweepstakes are free and by chance

It’s illegal to ask you to pay or buy something to enter or increase your odds of winning

Call me a bitch made douchalo all you want. Doesn't mean in wrong.