There was a debate as to whether or not we could find enough sexy amputee strippers (male and female) or other attractive individuals that are missing limbs but could still dance or otherwise put on a show. Then how we'd go about tricking out their artificial limbs with EL wire and LEDs... I kinda literally meant, bluetooth fuck toys (but I don't think there's R-rated versions of X-rated toys). The event is for a more "neon and chrome" type establishment so...

But thanks for the music push. Always happy to listen! I miss my weekly record store expeditions to flip through the stacks. I guess the closest thing they got to that now is comic book people going into the shop to pick through their "box"...

Thanks all the same!

@guest 

It takes a special kind of moron to think that there's something "prideful" in running around telling people over and over again how much you "don't like to read".

Your stupid video response is evidence that you DIDN'T read and just saw a bunch of words and FREAKED OUT from your own inability to. But somehow, you seem to think we're all supposed to find you "clever" when you shoehorn a 4-5 syllable word into a sentence, that while used properly, has no business being there.

Do you also never enter buildings that are taller than you? Potentially too many stairs?

If that video is the LEAST you have to say, then you clearly have no idea what you're responding to. There's no "conspiracy" in there, you twat. But I know words scare the shit out of you.

Which is why I wrote it "Inception" style using spoiler cuts to prevent you from just skimming it to look for your own name.

I ENJOY WRITING. I ENJOY READING. I enjoy OTHER people's writing when they have come up with an interesting way of telling a story... I think they call them AUTHORS and they used to even have places where you could BUY these people's writings so that other "mental patients" such as myself could READ all the words they've written... Gaw! Just think of it!

"Good on ya!" for stickin' to yer schtick...

But hey... now that everyone's aware that no matter what you gotta say, we can get ya to change your mind on anything you feel strongly about (including going on camping trips with "rapists") for $190, what difference would it make if ya did?

Bitch.

"A man is either silent and intelligent or verbose and an idiot"

Cheshyr said
[BAMF!]

I'm back?! What year is this? Who's President?

Aw, shit! I gotta do this again...?!

fine.

So I gave FuckFace this past week to "reflect" and "contemplate".

"Nothing so becomes a Man in war, as peace and modest stillness." - some dude I read in a book

(ACTUALLY, I've been out of town this week doing some pre-production for a new club event in the coming months. We're thinkin' something based around the 'Flesh Fair' from A.I. All kinds of bio-mech and bitches with LEDs. "Bluetooth fuck toys". Daunting.)

Seeing as it looks like I won't be able to Gather this year, I may as well get my party on elsewhere.

[/spoiler]

But hey... those are the kinds of things people with no felonies or children can decide to do with themselves whenever they want. Makes 'em a broke motherfucker most of the time, but at least there's no other mouths depending on it. Bonus.

Anyway... back to why we're all here...

I think it's time for "Guest" to get his check. He's earned it.

[spoiler]

Despite what the 'incept date' on his avatar sez, until only relatively recently (pretty much around the time when all the MNE/Psy beef was reaching it's final conclusion), "Guest" has been a tourist. Over the years apparently using alternate accounts, bopping in and out of the forum here and there in the past, only to settle on his current incarnation as the one he would use to "conduct his business".

Cuz he works here, ya know?

I'm not sure who hired him for the job but he fancies himself some kind of "alternative press" running around to make up for the "short-comings" of our benefactor, @scottied . Maybe he's not wrong? Maybe we really do need to see each and every tearful video from Becky... or maybe we really do need to click on wordless threads with just a digital flyer all to itself (devoid of opinion or any reference as to the intent of the post) to an event that's already listed in a section of it's own on the front page of his website?  "It ain't on the news feed! I gotta correct this!" (as if Scottie probably doesn't have each and every member of every band already on his 'friends list' if not the direct number to a phone they keep in their nightstand...). Maybe Scottie (or TrueJuggaloFamily or JuggaloNews or even Hazin Photography) really doesn't know what he does and does not think is worthy of publishing...? All valid questions.

If you log-in to the forum and check out "Guest's" 'Threads Created/Posted To' Section of his profile... you'll see all of his "monuments to journalistic subversion". It is VERY important to make sure that your name is at the bottom of every thread, excuse me, "byline" on the front page. Otherwise, yer just Page 6 paparazzi!

[/spoiler]

They say, "Familiarity breeds contempt"... Well, I've thought this... member... has been getting "a little too fuckin' familiar" when it comes to how respect gets doled out around here.

I smelled somethin' fishy about this fuck pretty shortly after he started popping off at the mouth; showing up in every thread with the smell of simmering beef about it; interjecting into every conversation like an infant running in from the backyard to proudly hold up the thing he found to the adults discussing something else in the room, "Poopy?!"

"Yes, dear. That's dogshit.".

I had attempted to point out that this infant was gonna try to smear shit on the walls... but I was "asked" not be so trigger-happy just after the forum had finally gotten done with the cleaning duties of ridding itself of some other shit-stains... But it didn't take long for "Familiarity" to begin voicing 'similar concerns'.

[/spoiler]

Our new/old "friend" didn't seem to have much respect for his hosts or the subjects of their thoughts. Many of them were declared by him to be "Gatekeepers" while others were just flat out threatened with planned physical violence (the "What're You Callin' Me Stupid?! defense").

The independent press cannot be stopped! Faygoluvers and its readers NEED "Guest"! We NEED blank faced image posts! We NEED the kind of deep, embedded journalism that only "Guest" (or a Google search and a Twitter account) could ever reveal (to someone that gave enough of a shit to look...) posted to "The Underground's #1 News Source" forum because he FIRMLY believes that UNLESS it's seen on Faygoluvers, it didn't happen! And if his "name" is gonna be seen anywhere, it's gonna be seen there! Sure!

Any other day; it's, "ScottieD is in the pocket of Psychopathic and everyone on Faygoluvers Forum are all a bunch of elitist dickriders for ICP but if you REALLY want to get an army behind you, if you can convince them to back your cause... ya just can't beat 'em!"

Now THAT is loyalty!

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Reporting now exists that would seem to indicate that the (non-unofficiallly-unemployed by) Faygoluvers.com forum user, identified only as the stupidly ambiguous and ineptly ironic handle of, "Guest"...  MAY IN FACT be the unwritten textbook definition of a "JUFFALO"!

Yes, Lords and Lettes; Faygoluvers' additional investigatory reporters have found posted memos that directly seem to indicate that despite previous reports to the contrary, "Guest" IS IN FACT, a (and we're quoting from the report here):

"a lying, bitch-ass, sell-out, turncoat troll of a Juffalo whore"

Our outlets have spoken to just one of of these reporters, Cheshyr,  who had this statement:

"I knew he was a fucking troll and called him out a LONG time ago! The ONLY reason why no one has dropped this on him SOONER, is out of RESPECT for @scruffy who chose (for whatever reason) to stick his neck out for him and make a few points "in his defense". Personally, I think he's [Guest] gonna owe him an apology but that's up to Scruffy."

[/spoiler]

Well...!

Heh, it sure seems that this "guest" has certainly taken advantage of hospitality and worn out his welcome! Ha Ha Ha.

We'll get the full report after this... ["aaaaaand.... We're CLEAR!"]

Welcome back! Returning to our top story: "Guest" is a bitch".

We WERE going to have a panel discussion on this topic but I'm afraid I'm being told we're short on time this evening, so we're just going to go straight to our street team who filed this report....

Thanks, Fats!

Recent upheavals within the Juggalo World have created many rifts between the ranks of its members. Over time, those rifts have been filled with the thoughts and opinions both for or against those divisions. Equally so, many of those views have exposed other raw places within the landscape of "The Dark Carnival". One among them is the story of a man, Wil Sigler. For many, a contentious figure within the rank and file.

It was after an anti-Juggalo organization known as "Juggalo Holocaust" revealed the criminal background of the longtime friend and employee of Psychopathic Records, that created a rip-current that would drag... many out to sea.

Following those "findings" becoming public, the ensuing turmoil resulted in Psychopathic Records announcing that Sigler would no longer hold the public position he enjoyed within the company. While this decision certainly did nothing to quell the undercurrent that preceded it, the issue became the topic of "reserved speculation" that casted dispersion upon those involved that was ultimately either "effective in its ramifications" or fell to the side of other issues that were beginning to rise regarding a planned "Juggalo March" and the fallout related to personal revelations within both Psychopathic and MNE Records regarding several of their artists.

It was not until a music video recently released by ICP, "Six Foot Seven Foot", that seemed to briefly feature a "blurred out" Wil Sigler, that the "outrage" of previous menstruations began to bleed back into the public conversation being had amongst the 'blog-o-sphere' (were it not for those that could already recognize Sigler's tattoos, confirming the identity of the "Suicide Bomber" depicting the lyrics of the song spoken at that moment he appeared in).

Some Juggalos made video responses, some wrote them out... ALL shared their own opinions on the subject and ALL were scrutinized for "accuracy and intent and implication".

There are MANY such places for which this discussion burned through MANY a comment page; ...ever the epicenter of them, ONE such discussion took place (once again) within the warm and ample confines of the "Faygoluvers Forum".

[/spoiler]

While there are MANY relevant and cognizant thoughts being expressed on this subject worthy of similar "reporting", OUR story tonight follows one specific user's "addition" to those discussions regarding their views as to how "the Sigler thing" will impact their ability to attend the upcoming "Gathering of the Juggalos" as a result of the "impact" of his [Sigler] inclusion in the "6ft - 7ft" music video...

From Juggalo To Jugga-Ho: The "Guest" Book

an expose-ay...

"He ain't "down" with nuthin' but his own dick in the ground!"

We'll be right back... But now a word from 1979...

https://youtu.be/7RBRJVUsI48

[Do we have it ready?]

Ok? We'd like to show our viewers a post made by espoused longtime Juggalo, ICP fan and Faygoluvers Forum user, "Guest"...

Cheshyr said
[BAMF!]

I'm back?! What year is this? Who's President?

Aw, shit! I gotta do this again...?!

fine.

 

So I gave FuckFace this past week to "reflect" and "contemplate".

"Nothing so becomes a Man in war, as peace and modest stillness." - some dude I read in a book

[spoiler]

(ACTUALLY, I've been out of town this week doing some pre-production for a new club event in the coming months. We're thinkin' something based around the 'Flesh Fair' from A.I. All kinds of bio-mech and bitches with LEDs. "Bluetooth fuck toys". Daunting.)

Seeing as it looks like I won't be able to Gather this year, I may as well get my party on elsewhere.

[/spoiler]

 

But hey... those are the kinds of things people with no felonies or children can decide to do with themselves whenever they want. Makes 'em a broke motherfucker most of the time, but at least there's no other mouths depending on it. Bonus.

 

Anyway... back to why we're all here...

I think it's time for "Guest" to get his check. He's earned it.

[spoiler]

 

[spoiler]

Despite what the 'incept date' on his avatar sez, until only relatively recently (pretty much around the time when all the MNE/Psy beef was reaching it's final conclusion), "Guest" has been a tourist. Over the years apparently using alternate accounts, bopping in and out of the forum here and there in the past, only to settle on his current incarnation as the one he would use to "conduct his business".

Cuz he works here, ya know?

I'm not sure who hired him for the job but he fancies himself some kind of "alternative press" running around to make up for the "short-comings" of our benefactor, @scottied . Maybe he's not wrong? Maybe we really do need to see each and every tearful video from Becky... or maybe we really do need to click on wordless threads with just a digital flyer all to itself (devoid of opinion or any reference as to the intent of the post) to an event that's already listed in a section of it's own on the front page of his website?  "It ain't on the news feed! I gotta correct this!" (as if Scottie probably doesn't have each and every member of every band already on his 'friends list' if not the direct number to a phone they keep in their nightstand...). Maybe Scottie (or TrueJuggaloFamily or JuggaloNews or even Hazin Photography) really doesn't know what he does and does not think is worthy of publishing...? All valid questions.

If you log-in to the forum and check out "Guest's" 'Threads Created/Posted To' Section of his profile... you'll see all of his "monuments to journalistic subversion". It is VERY important to make sure that your name is at the bottom of every thread, excuse me, "byline" on the front page. Otherwise, yer just Page 6 paparazzi!

[/spoiler]

 

They say, "Familiarity breeds contempt"... Well, I've thought this... member... has been getting "a little too fuckin' familiar" when it comes to how respect gets doled out around here.

[spoiler]

I smelled somethin' fishy about this fuck pretty shortly after he started popping off at the mouth; showing up in every thread with the smell of simmering beef about it; interjecting into every conversation like an infant running in from the backyard to proudly hold up the thing he found to the adults discussing something else in the room, "Poopy?!"

"Yes, dear. That's dogshit.".

I had attempted to point out that this infant was gonna try to smear shit on the walls... but I was "asked" not be so trigger-happy just after the forum had finally gotten done with the cleaning duties of ridding itself of some other shit-stains... But it didn't take long for "Familiarity" to begin voicing 'similar concerns'.

[/spoiler]

 

Our new/old "friend" didn't seem to have much respect for his hosts or the subjects of their thoughts. Many of them were declared by him to be "Gatekeepers" while others were just flat out threatened with planned physical violence (the "What're You Callin' Me Stupid?! defense").

 

The independent press cannot be stopped! Faygoluvers and its readers NEED "Guest"! We NEED blank faced image posts! We NEED the kind of deep, embedded journalism that only "Guest" (or a Google search and a Twitter account) could ever reveal (to someone that gave enough of a shit to look...) posted to "The Underground's #1 News Source" forum because he FIRMLY believes that UNLESS it's seen on Faygoluvers, it didn't happen! And if his "name" is gonna be seen anywhere, it's gonna be seen there! Sure!

Any other day; it's, "ScottieD is in the pocket of Psychopathic and everyone on Faygoluvers Forum are all a bunch of elitist dickriders for ICP but if you REALLY want to get an army behind you, if you can convince them to back your cause... ya just can't beat 'em!"

Now THAT is loyalty!

 

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Reporting now exists that would seem to indicate that the (non-unofficiallly-unemployed by) Faygoluvers.com forum user, identified only as the stupidly ambiguous and ineptly ironic handle of, "Guest"...  MAY IN FACT be the unwritten textbook definition of a "JUFFALO"!

[spoiler]

Yes, Lords and Lettes; Faygoluvers' additional investigatory reporters have found posted memos that directly seem to indicate that despite previous reports to the contrary, "Guest" IS IN FACT, a (and we're quoting from the report here):

"a lying, bitch-ass, sell-out, turncoat troll of a Juffalo whore"

Our outlets have spoken to just one of of these reporters, Cheshyr,  who had this statement:

"I knew he was a fucking troll and called him out a LONG time ago! The ONLY reason why no one has dropped this on him SOONER, is out of RESPECT for @scruffy who chose (for whatever reason) to stick his neck out for him and make a few points "in his defense". Personally, I think he's [Guest] gonna owe him an apology but that's up to Scruffy."

[/spoiler]

 

Well...!

Heh, it sure seems that this "guest" has certainly taken advantage of hospitality and worn out his welcome! Ha Ha Ha.

We'll get the full report after this... ["aaaaaand.... We're CLEAR!"]

 

 

Welcome back! Returning to our top story: "Guest" is a bitch".

We WERE going to have a panel discussion on this topic but I'm afraid I'm being told we're short on time this evening, so we're just going to go straight to our street team who filed this report....

[spoiler]

Thanks, Fats!

Recent upheavals within the Juggalo World have created many rifts between the ranks of its members. Over time, those rifts have been filled with the thoughts and opinions both for or against those divisions. Equally so, many of those views have exposed other raw places within the landscape of "The Dark Carnival". One among them is the story of a man, Wil Sigler. For many, a contentious figure within the rank and file.

It was after an anti-Juggalo organization known as "Juggalo Holocaust" revealed the criminal background of the longtime friend and employee of Psychopathic Records, that created a rip-current that would drag... many out to sea.

Following those "findings" becoming public, the ensuing turmoil resulted in Psychopathic Records announcing that Sigler would no longer hold the public position he enjoyed within the company. While this decision certainly did nothing to quell the undercurrent that preceded it, the issue became the topic of "reserved speculation" that casted dispersion upon those involved that was ultimately either "effective in its ramifications" or fell to the side of other issues that were beginning to rise regarding a planned "Juggalo March" and the fallout related to personal revelations within both Psychopathic and MNE Records regarding several of their artists.

It was not until a music video recently released by ICP, "Six Foot Seven Foot", that seemed to briefly feature a "blurred out" Wil Sigler, that the "outrage" of previous menstruations began to bleed back into the public conversation being had amongst the 'blog-o-sphere' (were it not for those that could already recognize Sigler's tattoos, confirming the identity of the "Suicide Bomber" depicting the lyrics of the song spoken at that moment he appeared in).

Some Juggalos made video responses, some wrote them out... ALL shared their own opinions on the subject and ALL were scrutinized for "accuracy and intent and implication".

There are MANY such places for which this discussion burned through MANY a comment page; ...ever the epicenter of them, ONE such discussion took place (once again) within the warm and ample confines of the "Faygoluvers Forum".

 

[/spoiler]

 

While there are MANY relevant and cognizant thoughts being expressed on this subject worthy of similar "reporting", OUR story tonight follows one specific user's "addition" to those discussions regarding their views as to how "the Sigler thing" will impact their ability to attend the upcoming "Gathering of the Juggalos" as a result of the "impact" of his [Sigler] inclusion in the "6ft - 7ft" music video...

From Juggalo To Jugga-Ho: The "Guest" Book

an expose-ay...

"He ain't "down" with nuthin' but his own dick in the ground!"

We'll be right back... But now a word from 1979...

https://youtu.be/7RBRJVUsI48

 

[Do we have it ready?]

[spoiler]

Ok? We'd like to show our viewers a post made by espoused longtime Juggalo, ICP fan and Faygoluvers Forum user, "Guest"...

On May 11th 2017, 9:44pm

Guest said:

I decided I am boycotting this year. I was planning on bringing my young daughter and while I know I can protect her, I am uncomfortable with Psychopathic giving their relationship with Will Sigler higher priority than the safety of Juggalo families. If they were open and honest, I could be reasonable. The way they are acting... I wouldn't be surprised to find out Sigler was at the GOTJ running around in a blacked-out green man costume. Horny covicted rapist up at waterpark? I was trepidatious about bringing my grade school aged daughter in the first place. PSY shielding sex offenders with pixel blur is enough of red flag to convince me to stay home. 

Only I won't stay home. I think I will check out the Alcova Festival in Wyoming that same weekend. Inaugural events are always fun and I stand to make a boatload of money if I hit that up. 

I aint hating on GOTJ. It is the best. I will be there next year for my anniversary. Hope to see you all then. Have fun this year. Try to stay safe.

[ending with a poorly embedded imgur instructional video on "How To Whistle With Your Fingers: It May Save Your Life]

 
10 Days Later...

 

On May 21st 2017, 7:49pm

Guest said:

After going back and forth on attending this year... I was gifted a ticket today, so I am probably going down for a day or two at least. I was feeling that AMFestival in WY but the the promoters are dragging heels... That may or may not be a goose egg, making me more inclined to hit up GOTJ. The complimentary ticket eases my conscious in regards to my boycott. Just going to leave the fam at home this year. Nbd, I was married at the 9th annual so I have been planning an epic 10th anniversary run with my spouse next year anyways. Prob just roll down with some food cart money, mortons list money, a towel, TP and a megaphone. I can be a cheap date. Waiting on that schedule to drop so I can figure out what's good. Fuck the back! 

Now... according to our analysts, it is their contention that these statements are EVIDENCE of "Juffalo Status".

Our Chief Juggalo Bullshit Detector says that she seems to think that these statements would indicate that (in her words):

"...that the "OUTRAGE" and "Defense of Women and Children Against Sexual Victimization" expressed by this "ninja" throughout these days/weeks/months has a

MSRP or RETAIL VALUE of exactly.... $190 American Dollars".

According to this reporting, these statements, (as confirmed by our sources as to have IN FACT come from the Faygoluvers user/member known as "Guest"), an individual who had previously gone so far as to equate Gathering 2017 attendants as being either salaciously or implicitly being complicit with sex offenders, pedophiles and rape deniers... that this "pinnacle of Juggalo evangelism, journalism and purveyor of '-isms' in general" can easily reject their own best impulses to the tune of... $190.

$190 and 10 Days.

Our Network as inquired as to what these "revelations" might mean and we have been directed by many sources to the definition of what a "Juffalo" is, how they speak and how to spot one swimming upstream...

While translations differ, most would agree that a Juffalo is a "fair-weather-friend" of ICP and The Dark Carnival...

Our reports seek to "expose" Faygoluvers user 'Guest' as one such "fair-weather-friend" or as we've been instructed to refer to as a "juffalo"...

...FOR $190...

 

Sounds like a real knee-slapper you got, Gorfy!

We've got more insight into this issue. But we got billz to pay [Ha Ha Ha].

We'll be right back after a special preview of a scene from our Saturday Night Thang starring Steven Segal...

That's right! "I'm gonna come back until somebody rememba's" seein' Richie!."

 

[3, 2,... [finger emoji]

So just to recap on our "Breaking News", here's what we've been talking about this hour:

Guest said:

I decided I am boycotting this year.

Try to stay safe.

How To Whistle With Your Fingers: It May Save Your Life

 

10 Days Later & A Free Ticket (valued at $190) Later

 

Guest said:

After going back and forth on attending this year... I was gifted a ticket today, so I am probably going down for a day or two at least.

The complimentary ticket eases my conscious in regards to my boycott. Just going to leave the fam at home this year.

[Editor's Note]

At this hour, we have unconfirmed video of the ACTUAL moment "Guest" told his "daughter" the news that she would not  be going to The Gathering with her Daddy for fear of her being raped... [note: final cut does NOT show when he tells daughter that HE would be attending DESPITE "all the pedophiles, rape deniers and child MO-lest-ation sympathizers" that would be there.

Once again, full disclosure: this video is still "unconfirmed"...

https://youtu.be/t0NmaBtpnBE?t=1m56s

[/spoiler]

 

Our network attempted to reach out to the subject of our report but was unable to be reached for comment; as he was too occupied with being told to "FUCK OFF" in other forums around the site by other members as he continues his "crusade" against Wil Sigler and Psychopathic Records; as well as those who would not and do not view his [Sigler] issues to be tantamount to their own.

We go now to our popular culture segment that usually signals an opportunity to change the channel... otherwise, We'll be right back...

 

...And with that, we'll finish out our news day with that "editorial" from Faygoluvers.com's Forum contributor/member/ user/regular-ass mafka/homie/gatekeeper/watchdog/fake-ass bitch detector/over-protector of the things and people he loves, ... "Cheshyr"...

 

[spoiler]

So what NOW then... @guest ... ???

Have you enjoyed my little "moment of clarity"? My little shit show? "Guest"?

 

Fuck with me and I'll fuck you back.

I'm sure you're thinkin', "You can't do shit!"... well... you're probably right... but I can try.

You'd like to paint a picture of you jumpin' someone at our Gathering because they "beat you" in a test of words?

I guess you just ain't as "street" as you think you are.

 

Let's paint another picture of a Gathering where YOU are "dragged" up on-stage before The Juggalo Night Court...

...and IN this picture, it shows you having to read OUT LOUD your posts/statements....?

 

See? I... don't have to beat your ass... Hell, I don't even have to be AT the event!

If you're willing to call a bunch of people "complicit with child molestation" ... I'm pretty sure all that would need to happen is for me (or whoever) to connect a face to YOUR OWN WORDS... and it would just... "happen"...

If there's ANYthing I've learned from listening to the 17+hrs of the "Behind The Paint" audiobook... It's that, Kinko's is your friend!

I'm thinkin' we can print your shit out on poster-board... stencil on some links to your accounts, prop it up in a "Juggalo Art Exhibit" and then you can THREATEN THEM with violence because you opened your fuckin' mouth, thinkin' you were being clever..

 

So where does that leave us...?

Basically... options.

You can continue to be a $190 JUFFALO SELLOUT WHORE...

An' if you do, I will REPOST your statements as if they were a living signature to anything you gotta say to and about juggalos...

You will be known as the "daddy" who couldn't stand by his own words, sold his daughter out and all but tried to describe The Gathering as a NAMBLA Festival...!

...or you can fuck the bullshit and act like you aren't here for the sole purpose of trying to start shit and have something to actually contribute as part of the community that is not random attempts to draw attention to your self... You only ever have shit to post anyway in the most basic of threads. I've NEVER seen you try to tussle with the BIG DOGS in a political thread! YOU (Guest) have never so much as tried to enter the arena and yet you strut like you got merchandise to sell.

Cuz if you iz what you say you ain't... You better not show up...

Trust me... you're small fish. Low hanging fruit.

 

AS OF NOW, YOU HAVE NO EQUITY!!!

I don't give a shit how many Gatherings you've been to or that you "got married at the 9th"...

Would you have done so if you thought that you were surrounded at the time by PEDOs and RAPISTS?

If you renewed your vows, would you expect the service to be done for free or would you pay the $190 the next week at church when the collection plate went 'round...?

 

As long as you keep up your bullshit as "Guest"... I'll make sure that the number "190" follows you around every post you make talking shit... and that it gets burned into your fuckin' tombstone when you are finally put to rest by those here with a greater sense of retribution than even I have... ya fuckin' troll.

Fuck You.

[/spoiler]

 

We MAY have had to bleep that last part but...

Ohhh-Kay...

I guess we have some serious debate going on, most of which I'm sure won't make broadcast [Ha Ha Ha] but we are out of time, sadly...!

Thank you for those that tuned in. We hope it has been informative as to you going out into the world and interacting with "others".

 

We're gonna play ourselves out with a relatively recent classic from Mark Ronson "Bang Bang Bang" feat. MNDR & Q-Tip...

G'nite and Gawd Bless

[/spoiler]

 

[spoiler]

Un, deux, trois
Bang, bang, bang
Feathers,

I'm plucking feathers
One by one, by one
No more skylarking, around my head
Your information
But there's no hiding, behind molting feathers
On the plane, on my brain, 'bout to do the show
40k contract, take it out the do'
Dice, symbolize my life, roll 'em on the flo'
From your grubby hands, as you ham and grand stand
You live a shitty life, we live a bon, bon vie
Hotter than the book, while we rock the tv
Think you got us fooled, ooh never again
First time, shame on me,

Second time, your time will end
No way,

Bang your dead,

Paint your silhouette
Je te plumerai la, tête
Je te plumerai la, tête

Bang your dead, alouette,

Paint your silhouette
Je te plumerai la, tête
Je te plumerai la, tête
No way, no,

[the clock] it's ticking forward
No way, ay

It's just a cruel, cruel world
Cruel world is fittin', ya got us all hittin'
With late night divisions, and lab app decisions
But based with decisions, to fight a fricassee
And you've clearly decided, on how to handle me
Difficile, imbecile, is it fake?, is it real?
Are we dying on our feet, are we trying in our sleep
There's a rumor goin' 'round, 'bout the suits runnin' town
If you look into the sky, them birds fly high, high, high

Numbers, you got that number
You're logging hours, and don't see the big picture
Over your shoulder, you'll get no last words
Because it's too late,

You've clipped your own wings (ya own wings)
No way,

Bang your dead, paint your silhouette
Je te plumerai la, tête
Je te plumerai la, tête

 

Bang your dead, alouette,

Paint your silhouette
Je te plumerai la, tête
Je te plumerai la, tête
We're never gonna, believe in, the stories, that you're weavin'
We're never gonna, believe in, the stories, that you're weavin'
We're never gonna, believe in, the stories, that you're weavin'
We're believin' in the proof, we're believin' in the truth
We're believin' in each other, not you, you, you

Stories [you with the tall tales],

How many stories? [so many tall tales]
We climb the structure [we scale the ladder]
You build it higher [you make us madder]
We take our aim [so now we're bearin' off]
You perch above your nest [_ in your charms]
The stories in your head [it's a crazy bald head]
That's what got you dead
No way, bang your dead,

Paint your silhouette
Je te plumerai la, tête
Je te plumerai la, tête

Bang your dead, alouette,

Paint your silhouette
Je te plumerai la, tête
Je te plumerai la, tête
Un, deux, trois
No one ever does it like that anymore
Bang, bang, bang
When feathers fly, you deny everything (alouette)

Un, deux, trois
No one ever does it like that anymore
Bang, bang, bang (alouette)
When feathers fly, you deny everything yo
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After 10 Days and $190... This ends our broadcast day on WGST....

 

'~'=  

Damn homie​, u went I. Huh? Lol

Cheshyr said

 ...I've been out of town this week doing some pre-production for a new club event in the coming months. We're thinkin' something based around the 'Flesh Fair' from A.I. All kinds of bio-mech and bitches with LEDs. "Bluetooth fuck toys". Daunting.)

Seeing as it looks like I won't be able to Gather this year, I may as well get my party on elsewhere...

Every day is a Gathering, so I'll beat your Flesh Fair with a pretty stick. Maybe check deaddreamer for visual art/flyer ideas

https://www.google.com/search?q=deaddreamer&rls=com.microsoft:en-US:IE-Address&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiox630mrTUAhWm5YMKHdgrC1gQ_AUICygC&biw=1366&bih=609#spf=1497129741407

and the Interbreeding music samplers to get people dancing

https://electrobodymusic2016.wordpress.com/category/va-interbreeding/

&

I'm back?! What year is this? Who's President?

Aw, shit! I gotta do this again...?!

fine.

So I gave FuckFace this past week to "reflect" and "contemplate".

"Nothing so becomes a Man in war, as peace and modest stillness." - some dude I read in a book

(ACTUALLY, I've been out of town this week doing some pre-production for a new club event in the coming months. We're thinkin' something based around the 'Flesh Fair' from A.I. All kinds of bio-mech and bitches with LEDs. "Bluetooth fuck toys". Daunting.)

Seeing as it looks like I won't be able to Gather this year, I may as well get my party on elsewhere.

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But hey... those are the kinds of things people with no felonies or children can decide to do with themselves whenever they want. Makes 'em a broke motherfucker most of the time, but at least there's no other mouths depending on it. Bonus.

Anyway... back to why we're all here...

I think it's time for "Guest" to get his check. He's earned it.

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Despite what the 'incept date' on his avatar sez, until only relatively recently (pretty much around the time when all the MNE/Psy beef was reaching it's final conclusion), "Guest" has been a tourist. Over the years apparently using alternate accounts, bopping in and out of the forum here and there in the past, only to settle on his current incarnation as the one he would use to "conduct his business".

Cuz he works here, ya know?

I'm not sure who hired him for the job but he fancies himself some kind of "alternative press" running around to make up for the "short-comings" of our benefactor, @scottied . Maybe he's not wrong? Maybe we really do need to see each and every tearful video from Becky... or maybe we really do need to click on wordless threads with just a digital flyer all to itself (devoid of opinion or any reference as to the intent of the post) to an event that's already listed in a section of it's own on the front page of his website?  "It ain't on the news feed! I gotta correct this!" (as if Scottie probably doesn't have each and every member of every band already on his 'friends list' if not the direct number to a phone they keep in their nightstand...). Maybe Scottie (or TrueJuggaloFamily or JuggaloNews or even Hazin Photography) really doesn't know what he does and does not think is worthy of publishing...? All valid questions.

If you log-in to the forum and check out "Guest's" 'Threads Created/Posted To' Section of his profile... you'll see all of his "monuments to journalistic subversion". It is VERY important to make sure that your name is at the bottom of every thread, excuse me, "byline" on the front page. Otherwise, yer just Page 6 paparazzi!

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They say, "Familiarity breeds contempt"... Well, I've thought this... member... has been getting "a little too fuckin' familiar" when it comes to how respect gets doled out around here.

I smelled somethin' fishy about this fuck pretty shortly after he started popping off at the mouth; showing up in every thread with the smell of simmering beef about it; interjecting into every conversation like an infant running in from the backyard to proudly hold up the thing he found to the adults discussing something else in the room, "Poopy?!"

"Yes, dear. That's dogshit.".

I had attempted to point out that this infant was gonna try to smear shit on the walls... but I was "asked" not be so trigger-happy just after the forum had finally gotten done with the cleaning duties of ridding itself of some other shit-stains... But it didn't take long for "Familiarity" to begin voicing 'similar concerns'.

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Our new/old "friend" didn't seem to have much respect for his hosts or the subjects of their thoughts. Many of them were declared by him to be "Gatekeepers" while others were just flat out threatened with planned physical violence (the "What're You Callin' Me Stupid?! defense").

The independent press cannot be stopped! Faygoluvers and its readers NEED "Guest"! We NEED blank faced image posts! We NEED the kind of deep, embedded journalism that only "Guest" (or a Google search and a Twitter account) could ever reveal (to someone that gave enough of a shit to look...) posted to "The Underground's #1 News Source" forum because he FIRMLY believes that UNLESS it's seen on Faygoluvers, it didn't happen! And if his "name" is gonna be seen anywhere, it's gonna be seen there! Sure!

Any other day; it's, "ScottieD is in the pocket of Psychopathic and everyone on Faygoluvers Forum are all a bunch of elitist dickriders for ICP but if you REALLY want to get an army behind you, if you can convince them to back your cause... ya just can't beat 'em!"

Now THAT is loyalty!

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Reporting now exists that would seem to indicate that the (non-unofficiallly-unemployed by) Faygoluvers.com forum user, identified only as the stupidly ambiguous and ineptly ironic handle of, "Guest"...  MAY IN FACT be the unwritten textbook definition of a "JUFFALO"!

Yes, Lords and Lettes; Faygoluvers' additional investigatory reporters have found posted memos that directly seem to indicate that despite previous reports to the contrary, "Guest" IS IN FACT, a (and we're quoting from the report here):

"a lying, bitch-ass, sell-out, turncoat troll of a Juffalo whore"

Our outlets have spoken to just one of of these reporters, Cheshyr,  who had this statement:

"I knew he was a fucking troll and called him out a LONG time ago! The ONLY reason why no one has dropped this on him SOONER, is out of RESPECT for @scruffy who chose (for whatever reason) to stick his neck out for him and make a few points "in his defense". Personally, I think he's [Guest] gonna owe him an apology but that's up to Scruffy."

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Well...!

Heh, it sure seems that this "guest" has certainly taken advantage of hospitality and worn out his welcome! Ha Ha Ha.

We'll get the full report after this... ["aaaaaand.... We're CLEAR!"]

Welcome back! Returning to our top story: "Guest" is a bitch".

We WERE going to have a panel discussion on this topic but I'm afraid I'm being told we're short on time this evening, so we're just going to go straight to our street team who filed this report....

Thanks, Fats!

Recent upheavals within the Juggalo World have created many rifts between the ranks of its members. Over time, those rifts have been filled with the thoughts and opinions both for or against those divisions. Equally so, many of those views have exposed other raw places within the landscape of "The Dark Carnival". One among them is the story of a man, Wil Sigler. For many, a contentious figure within the rank and file.

It was after an anti-Juggalo organization known as "Juggalo Holocaust" revealed the criminal background of the longtime friend and employee of Psychopathic Records, that created a rip-current that would drag... many out to sea.

Following those "findings" becoming public, the ensuing turmoil resulted in Psychopathic Records announcing that Sigler would no longer hold the public position he enjoyed within the company. While this decision certainly did nothing to quell the undercurrent that preceded it, the issue became the topic of "reserved speculation" that casted dispersion upon those involved that was ultimately either "effective in its ramifications" or fell to the side of other issues that were beginning to rise regarding a planned "Juggalo March" and the fallout related to personal revelations within both Psychopathic and MNE Records regarding several of their artists.

It was not until a music video recently released by ICP, "Six Foot Seven Foot", that seemed to briefly feature a "blurred out" Wil Sigler, that the "outrage" of previous menstruations began to bleed back into the public conversation being had amongst the 'blog-o-sphere' (were it not for those that could already recognize Sigler's tattoos, confirming the identity of the "Suicide Bomber" depicting the lyrics of the song spoken at that moment he appeared in).

Some Juggalos made video responses, some wrote them out... ALL shared their own opinions on the subject and ALL were scrutinized for "accuracy and intent and implication".

There are MANY such places for which this discussion burned through MANY a comment page; ...ever the epicenter of them, ONE such discussion took place (once again) within the warm and ample confines of the "Faygoluvers Forum".

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While there are MANY relevant and cognizant thoughts being expressed on this subject worthy of similar "reporting", OUR story tonight follows one specific user's "addition" to those discussions regarding their views as to how "the Sigler thing" will impact their ability to attend the upcoming "Gathering of the Juggalos" as a result of the "impact" of his [Sigler] inclusion in the "6ft - 7ft" music video...

From Juggalo To Jugga-Ho: The "Guest" Book

an expose-ay...

"He ain't "down" with nuthin' but his own dick in the ground!"

We'll be right back... But now a word from 1979...

https://youtu.be/7RBRJVUsI48

[Do we have it ready?]

Ok? We'd like to show our viewers a post made by espoused longtime Juggalo, ICP fan and Faygoluvers Forum user, "Guest"...

Now... according to our analysts, it is their contention that these statements are EVIDENCE of "Juffalo Status".

Our Chief Juggalo Bullshit Detector says that she seems to think that these statements would indicate that (in her words):

"...that the "OUTRAGE" and "Defense of Women and Children Against Sexual Victimization" expressed by this "ninja" throughout these days/weeks/months has a

MSRP or RETAIL VALUE of exactly.... $190 American Dollars".

According to this reporting, these statements, (as confirmed by our sources as to have IN FACT come from the Faygoluvers user/member known as "Guest"), an individual who had previously gone so far as to equate Gathering 2017 attendants as being either salaciously or implicitly being complicit with sex offenders, pedophiles and rape deniers... that this "pinnacle of Juggalo evangelism, journalism and purveyor of '-isms' in general" can easily reject their own best impulses to the tune of... $190.

$190 and 10 Days.

Our Network as inquired as to what these "revelations" might mean and we have been directed by many sources to the definition of what a "Juffalo" is, how they speak and how to spot one swimming upstream...

While translations differ, most would agree that a Juffalo is a "fair-weather-friend" of ICP and The Dark Carnival...

Our reports seek to "expose" Faygoluvers user 'Guest' as one such "fair-weather-friend" or as we've been instructed to refer to as a "juffalo"...

...FOR $190...

Sounds like a real knee-slapper you got, Gorfy!

We've got more insight into this issue. But we got billz to pay [Ha Ha Ha].

We'll be right back after a special preview of a scene from our Saturday Night Thang starring Steven Segal...

That's right! "I'm gonna come back until somebody rememba's" seein' Richie!."

[3, 2,... [finger emoji]

So just to recap on our "Breaking News", here's what we've been talking about this hour:

Guest said:

I decided I am boycotting this year.

Try to stay safe.

How To Whistle With Your Fingers: It May Save Your Life

10 Days Later & A Free Ticket (valued at $190) Later

Guest said:

After going back and forth on attending this year... I was gifted a ticket today, so I am probably going down for a day or two at least.

The complimentary ticket eases my conscious in regards to my boycott. Just going to leave the fam at home this year.

[Editor's Note]

At this hour, we have unconfirmed video of the ACTUAL moment "Guest" told his "daughter" the news that she would not  be going to The Gathering with her Daddy for fear of her being raped... [note: final cut does NOT show when he tells daughter that HE would be attending DESPITE "all the pedophiles, rape deniers and child MO-lest-ation sympathizers" that would be there.

Once again, full disclosure: this video is still "unconfirmed"...

https://youtu.be/t0NmaBtpnBE?t=1m56s

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Our network attempted to reach out to the subject of our report but was unable to be reached for comment; as he was too occupied with being told to "FUCK OFF" in other forums around the site by other members as he continues his "crusade" against Wil Sigler and Psychopathic Records; as well as those who would not and do not view his [Sigler] issues to be tantamount to their own.

We go now to our popular culture segment that usually signals an opportunity to change the channel... otherwise, We'll be right back...

...And with that, we'll finish out our news day with that "editorial" from Faygoluvers.com's Forum contributor/member/ user/regular-ass mafka/homie/gatekeeper/watchdog/fake-ass bitch detector/over-protector of the things and people he loves, ... "Cheshyr"...

So what NOW then... @guest ... ???

Have you enjoyed my little "moment of clarity"? My little shit show? "Guest"?

Fuck with me and I'll fuck you back.

I'm sure you're thinkin', "You can't do shit!"... well... you're probably right... but I can try.

You'd like to paint a picture of you jumpin' someone at our Gathering because they "beat you" in a test of words?

I guess you just ain't as "street" as you think you are.

Let's paint another picture of a Gathering where YOU are "dragged" up on-stage before The Juggalo Night Court...

...and IN this picture, it shows you having to read OUT LOUD your posts/statements....?

See? I... don't have to beat your ass... Hell, I don't even have to be AT the event!

If you're willing to call a bunch of people "complicit with child molestation" ... I'm pretty sure all that would need to happen is for me (or whoever) to connect a face to YOUR OWN WORDS... and it would just... "happen"...

If there's ANYthing I've learned from listening to the 17+hrs of the "Behind The Paint" audiobook... It's that, Kinko's is your friend!

I'm thinkin' we can print your shit out on poster-board... stencil on some links to your accounts, prop it up in a "Juggalo Art Exhibit" and then you can THREATEN THEM with violence because you opened your fuckin' mouth, thinkin' you were being clever..

So where does that leave us...?

Basically... options.

You can continue to be a $190 JUFFALO SELLOUT WHORE...

An' if you do, I will REPOST your statements as if they were a living signature to anything you gotta say to and about juggalos...

You will be known as the "daddy" who couldn't stand by his own words, sold his daughter out and all but tried to describe The Gathering as a NAMBLA Festival...!

...or you can fuck the bullshit and act like you aren't here for the sole purpose of trying to start shit and have something to actually contribute as part of the community that is not random attempts to draw attention to your self... You only ever have shit to post anyway in the most basic of threads. I've NEVER seen you try to tussle with the BIG DOGS in a political thread! YOU (Guest) have never so much as tried to enter the arena and yet you strut like you got merchandise to sell.

Cuz if you iz what you say you ain't... You better not show up...

Trust me... you're small fish. Low hanging fruit.

AS OF NOW, YOU HAVE NO EQUITY!!!

I don't give a shit how many Gatherings you've been to or that you "got married at the 9th"...

Would you have done so if you thought that you were surrounded at the time by PEDOs and RAPISTS?

If you renewed your vows, would you expect the service to be done for free or would you pay the $190 the next week at church when the collection plate went 'round...?

As long as you keep up your bullshit as "Guest"... I'll make sure that the number "190" follows you around every post you make talking shit... and that it gets burned into your fuckin' tombstone when you are finally put to rest by those here with a greater sense of retribution than even I have... ya fuckin' troll.

Fuck You.

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We MAY have had to bleep that last part but...

Ohhh-Kay...

I guess we have some serious debate going on, most of which I'm sure won't make broadcast [Ha Ha Ha] but we are out of time, sadly...!

Thank you for those that tuned in. We hope it has been informative as to you going out into the world and interacting with "others".

We're gonna play ourselves out with a relatively recent classic from Mark Ronson "Bang Bang Bang" feat. MNDR & Q-Tip...

G'nite and Gawd Bless

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[/spoiler]

Ill send u a P.M.

scruffy said

Guest said     
I like BBS but I find the #yourafan and #shutyourmouths hashtags pretty distasteful. Grammatically and otherwise.      

quite so.  

at the moment, im glad i aint bothered to check em out yet.  clears a little space in the backlog.  

winning a psychopathic contest apparently does amazing damage to a musicians mind.  hes a fan, for fucks sake.  

and furthermore...  says hes quick to throw down with women and kids to keep gmo from hearing bad news.  

women or child, hulk will smash.  

i mighta been willin to give the benefit of doubt as to whether hes really a hardcase, but that statement?  thats a punk talkin.  

'fr' 'fr'.    

I thought it was fucking hilarious this fellow is threatening children. Like the sight of a grown guy leaping off of a stage to fight a six year old for voicing his six year old's opinion, is funny.

"Fisher Price playin little muhfucka!!" WHAM!! ZAP#! KABLOWSTA!!

Guest said

Not pedo. "I'm ready just as long as the nedens hairy" would indicate a desire for a post pubescent coital partner. Also the age of the narrator of the song is never revealed. It might not be far from 15, ya really don't know. Reasonable doubt, move to dismiss.   

Holy shit!

Oh, man... I ain't got time to slice into you right now but you are gonna catch some shit from ME for this post alone...

I guess I must have been DISTRACTED from the thread YOU STARTED in which you seemed to find so much pride in me responding to... After I just spent a week putting to bed ANOTHER conspiratorial asshole on this topic...

You think yer just gonna "jump threads" and assert things *I have said and put myself  "out there" for to make a point, only to have YOU fuckin' say some shit like THIS.... ?!?

Oh... you fucked up. And I'll be comin' for ya.

You better get yer verbal and reading skillz up! Cuz I don't give a FUCK how entertaining it might be for others... You started sumthin' and I'm gonna make you finish it with yer little fingers and equally scaled down brain-piece!

Otherwise... you've just gained yerself a permanent "fan" of your "work"... an' you ain't gonna "Par-Cheesy" yer way out of it.

"I wish you ILL,"Guest"! I hope all the bad things in life happen to YOU and ONLY you..."

You're such a bitch, I'd still have to hand you a few Viagra just to tell you to, "Go Fuck Yourself"...!

Cuz this is about YOU coming HERE to talk some shit about US in order to accuse someone ELSE of being a hypocrite like none of us around here ain't got a memory longer than a goldfish... Oh yes... there's some serious "copying and pasting" going on in your future... Bub.

Hey "Guest"... "Never Put Salt In Your Eyes"...

https://youtu.be/R15LkyO8gq8

mentalcaseproject said

well I saw a video about a week or so ago where these fans outside the venue were acting all excited to meet G-Mo...then as soon as he came over to talk to them it changed to "ICP! ICP!" instantly and he just stomps off all pissed n shit lmao not sure if that's the "incident" or if other shit has happened since but honestly the little honey badger did it to himself lol such an edgy guy  

Quite possibly. And that's actually pretty funny.

I just didn't like the vague, indirect threats and comments being tossed around by people in and outside of the venue. Pretty lame. I can't imagine beating somebody up over this whole beefin' business.

bayAreaShaman said

@V_Ron u guys still talk to human ballon!??!

Wooow

Tell him i said whats up and that im always thinking about that foo!  

@bayAreaShaman Hell yeah! He goes to every show, can always count on him being there. I'll let him know.

Also, I'm in your area until Thursday evening. Training in Alameda. Whoooooo!

V_Ron said
Meh. Lame they even have to post that. There was a bit of the ol' side takin', shit talkin' at the West Hollywood show. Guess some folks approached G Mo outside just to fuck with him. 

Not 100% sure what went down though. I was too busy enjoying old fashions with Human Balloon.  

well I saw a video about a week or so ago where these fans outside the venue were acting all excited to meet G-Mo...then as soon as he came over to talk to them it changed to "ICP! ICP!" instantly and he just stomps off all pissed n shit lmao not sure if that's the "incident" or if other shit has happened since but honestly the little honey badger did it to himself lol such an edgy guy

Guest said     
I like BBS but I find the #yourafan and #shutyourmouths hashtags pretty distasteful. Grammatically and otherwise.      

quite so.  

at the moment, im glad i aint bothered to check em out yet.  clears a little space in the backlog.  

winning a psychopathic contest apparently does amazing damage to a musicians mind.  hes a fan, for fucks sake.  

and furthermore...  says hes quick to throw down with women and kids to keep gmo from hearing bad news.  

women or child, hulk will smash.  

i mighta been willin to give the benefit of doubt as to whether hes really a hardcase, but that statement?  thats a punk talkin.  

'fr' 'fr'.