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Tractors. O_o
December 4, 2019
4:13 pm
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i've been thinking a lot about tractors these days and whatever:

There is a little tractor 
there is a little tractor
there is a little tractor
and a tiny man
SCREAMING LIKE A HEN

BECAUSE THE TRACTOR IS ROLLING
IT'S BEHIND HIM
AND TOO FAST FOR HIM
BUT HE KEEPS RUNNING

Death only grows closer 
It's so sad to be this tiny man
He must be living a true horror
Yes it's so sad this chicken.

The tractor won't leave him
And very soon its wheels will get him.
Under them his body will be explodin'
His organs all over the ground like puddin

It's yummy,
Let's rejoice for this mashed body!
Let's hurry, feast on his exploded belly!
Yummy yummy yummy!
Nomnomnom
Yummy yummy yummy!

December 4, 2019
4:21 pm
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Kenny Chesney likes tractors, his lady thinks they're sexy. Word is it turns her on.

I dont know if either of them are chickens tho.

Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.

And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

December 4, 2019
4:21 pm
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What is this? some kind of foolish joke?!?!?

He says he loves tractors but he could NEVER PULL A HOE!! #Bahz

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December 4, 2019
4:39 pm
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Drunkalo said
Kenny Chesney likes tractors, his lady thinks they're sexy. Word is it turns her on.

I dont know if either of them are chickens tho.  

lmaoz

anyone can be a chicken under the right circumstances, duwde... Especially when they're being ran over by a tractor. 

Can't make a difference then.

The Warlock said
What is this? some kind of foolish joke?!?!?

He says he loves tractors but he could NEVER PULL A HOE!! #Bahz  

he does say in the song that she thinks the TRACTOR is seksy, not him

big F to da man must be harsh 4him

December 4, 2019
5:25 pm
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Will it be an 

?

I suggest you listen to this a few times and learn the INTERNATIONAL HARVESTER line.

Then let the significant other listen to it enough to be annoyed.

Finally when they least expect it you scream it at the top of your lungs (or close to). This works best at Walmart's,  Piggly Wigglys, Krogers, or whatever the major chain stores are in Belgium. The more people that hear it, and look, the better you did.

All the Juggalos are doing it! This may not be something you know having been around only for a short time.

Yeah bitches, im that short gentleman mentioned in that youtube video.

And the very nice, level headed guy from that other youtube video.

December 5, 2019
12:34 pm
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Drunkalo said
Will it be an 

?

I suggest you listen to this a few times and learn the INTERNATIONAL HARVESTER line.

Then let the significant other listen to it enough to be annoyed.

Finally when they least expect it you scream it at the top of your lungs (or close to). This works best at Walmart's,  Piggly Wigglys, Krogers, or whatever the major chain stores are in Belgium. The more people that hear it, and look, the better you did.

All the Juggalos are doing it! This may not be something you know having been around only for a short time.  

lmaoz sounds liek a fun theeng2dow, screaming unexcepted stuff in stores always feels great.

r u for real tho? Liek? hahah 

Will think o'it, always niec to haev s'more shit to scream 'n' shout for no apparant reason.

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