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Where's the Rest of the Fucking Sugar?
January 8, 2014
1:52 pm
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CKB said
well sorry im still new. dont know whos troll and whos not.

 

 

It’s cool man. Even if you didn’t apologize, you’re my homie LTB’s brother, which grants you instant respect in my book. Nice to meet you, I was new once (We all were), but you’ll figure it out and have your own shitlist before you know it. 

January 8, 2014
2:10 pm
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If I ever decided to drink (for some reason) I’d try Southern Comfort and eggnog

Twisted Insane (if you don’t know him he’s the last guy on world wide choppers) was drinkin that shit on ustream and he said it had him faded.

Twisted Insane is cool as fuck mang.

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January 8, 2014
2:12 pm
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Chuklz, I am a lot of things, but misinformed is not one of them. We’re all infidels in the eyes of the Muslim world, I believe you refer to us often as “The Great Satan.” Sure, not all Muslims act that way (to our face), but when they’re all alone amongst themselves, that’s when the truth comes out. Several times I have been witness to these conversations, and the ones who are always nice to your face are usually the angriest ones. It surprised me at first, but I’m quite used to it now and have come to expect and accept it. I know, I know, some people are reading this saying “No way man, Mamood down at the gas station isn’t like that, he’s always cracking jokes with me and smiling all the time. He even calls me ‘My Friend’ when speaking to me.” Let me let you in on a little secret…..fucking Mamood hates your guts. He was dancing in his apartment like the rest of them camel fuckers in Iraq were dancing in the streets when the Twin Towers came crumbling down. You’re not fooling me, and if I can help it, you won’t be fooling anybody else either. I speak the truth on this. You’re whole belief system is fucked up, your idea of “Paradise” is quite laughable, and you would kill me or any other American (Infidel) in a second in the name “Allah” if you could get away with it. Those people who flew those planes into the World Trade Center in 2001, they all look just like you. You all think the same, some of you just aren’t as vocal about it. So fuck you, you all hate Americans and weep with joy whenever a terrorist attack is successfully pulled off.

 

Here’s the funny thing, those pilots are burning in hell where everyday Satan himself pounds a large print edition of the Koran directly up their ass, which is about the only suitable place for a Koran to be. That’s right, Satan pounds it right up there, right after he pounds the extra large pineapple right up Hitler’s ass. I’m sure they got their 57 virgins (Where you delusional fucks pulled that number from, I’ll never know), they’re just male virgins. And boy are they horny. It’s what you fucks deserve. How can you people ever think that extremely evil acts of violence that kill thousands of innocent people is rewarded with paradise, shows just how pathetically stupid and simple minded you people are.

 

And I also don’t endorse any religion, they’re all way off from my personal beliefs. I believe in an afterlife, and that if you’re a genuinely good person you will fare well there. I can find fault with any religion really, but I won’t, just yours. It’s almost impossible that you people are that stupid, yet you are. It must be from spending too much time in the sun, fuckin’ camels and shit, fucks up your thinkin’.    

January 8, 2014
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Does your boyfriend drink?

January 8, 2014
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I’ll just assume you’re talking to someone else.

January 8, 2014
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Chunklz

January 8, 2014
3:31 pm
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I believe that drinking is also forbidden by Allah. Killing Americans and beating the shit out of women is fine though. As long as you’re sober and pray to the East everyday. That’s all Allah asks. 

January 8, 2014
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LTB said
Also, on beer. Its all i can afford when i wanna drink lol, a 30 case of hamm’s is 11 bucks, u best bet im gettin that.

this is what im talkin bout, when i say:    

scruffy said
beer…  

…is for teenagers, frat boys, and roundbelly hillbillies.    

technically, you do fall into one of those categories.  

  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

January 8, 2014
3:43 pm
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lol fatjoyce. I hope you don’t really belive what you’re saying. If you do, I’m sorry but you’re the dumbest redneck hick I’ve ever heard of. Also I doubt that the I look like”terrorist that hi-jacked the planes” because I’m part puerto rican and italian.

P.s NO muslims believe that 72 virgins shit.

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January 8, 2014
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Yalllll niggggaz are kkkrazzzy

January 8, 2014
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Whitey took my wife

January 8, 2014
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twiztidkillaxxx2 said
Whitey took my wife

LETS GETEM.

I’d hate to live in the country. I’d have dogs sic’d on me every 10 seconds.

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January 8, 2014
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Brilliant thread gents. pat, i love you man. i wanna put you on a plane fly you to australia and deposit you in northbridge(perth nightclub area) on a saturday night just to see what you say to all the boongs out here lol. 

 

chuklz, i wouldnt take him over serious. jus enjoy the sugar fueled rants he goes on, they are great if you dont take them too serious.

 

About all the corn syrup stuff, this is why i generally avoid soda in general. well to think about it, i dont even drink tap water anymore. its pretty much rain water, 2% milk in my coffee/tea and fresh homemade juices when i can be bothered in the mornings. hell half the time i buy my milk fresh from a farmer about 15 minutes away from my house.  

 

the only thing i really buy from the shops is meat, and even then i only go to a small handful of butchers i trust. 

January 8, 2014
4:56 pm
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Chuklz said
lol fatjoyce. I hope you don’t really belive what you’re saying. If you do, I’m sorry but you’re the dumbest redneck hick I’ve ever heard of. Also I doubt that the I look like”terrorist that hi-jacked the planes” because I’m part puerto rican and italian.

P.s NO muslims believe that 72 virgins shit.

 

 

Oh Chuckely Chucks, where to begin. First off, fatjoyce has already been done by smack and a cute teenage girl named illtheclown. Congratulations, you are now in the club of no creativity. Especially since I lost a ton of weight and am no longer fat. Even if I was, back when I was fat, I was proud to be fat. It meant that I could afford to eat good. I used to not be so lucky, so when I started to make good money, I ate very, very well. So naturally I got bigger, but I weighed (no pun intended) the pros and cons and said yeah, being fat rocks. I’d rather eat all the good steak and ribs and burgers that I couldn’t eat before because I was eating ramen noodles and pasta all the time and shit. I still eat the same shit now, and a lot of it, but I’m not gaining the weight back for some odd reason. If it comes back, I could care less. I’m rich bitch!!! Well, not really, but I can certainly afford to eat whatever the fuck I want whenever the fuck I want, and that’s a good feeling. So fat jokes are more of a comment to me, which I feel I can’t accept, being as I am no longer fat. You might as well compliment me on my hair while you’re at it. 

 

And a Puerto Rican Muslim? That’s a new one. But you’re still a Muslim and that means that I do not trust you, or like you. It doesn’t matter, you’re in Wisconsin or some shit and I’m in Massachusetts. We’re never going to run into each other. Unfortunetly, we all need gas, so of course we have camel fuckers up here too. Yes, I do believe this shit that I say towards you and your cowardly race, you can all die and burn in fucking hell, and you will. I base my beliefs off of my personal dealings and experiences with your people. You hate me, so I hate you, It’s simple. And you guys totally rock that 57 or 72 or whatever the fuck number of virgins that aren’t waiting for you in paradise because you’re all going to hell. While don’t you believe in 101 dalmations while you’re at it. 

January 8, 2014
4:57 pm
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novocaine said
Brilliant thread gents. pat, i love you man. i wanna put you on a plane fly you to australia and deposit you in northbridge(perth nightclub area) on a saturday night just to see what you say to all the boongs out here lol. 

 

chuklz, i wouldnt take him over serious. jus enjoy the sugar fueled rants he goes on, they are great if you dont take them too serious.

 

About all the corn syrup stuff, this is why i generally avoid soda in general. well to think about it, i dont even drink tap water anymore. its pretty much rain water, 2% milk in my coffee/tea and fresh homemade juices when i can be bothered in the mornings. hell half the time i buy my milk fresh from a farmer about 15 minutes away from my house.  

 

the only thing i really buy from the shops is meat, and even then i only go to a small handful of butchers i trust. 

lol its all good. im 18 years old so ive heard more than my fair share of racism. 

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January 8, 2014
4:58 pm
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novocaine said
Brilliant thread gents. pat, i love you man. i wanna put you on a plane fly you to australia and deposit you in northbridge(perth nightclub area) on a saturday night just to see what you say to all the boongs out here lol. 

 

 

Thanks Novo, I would love to go there sometime, sounds like fun. Like Bourbon Street with kangaroos. Word.

 

January 8, 2014
4:59 pm
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patjoyce said

Chuklz said
lol fatjoyce. I hope you don’t really belive what you’re saying. If you do, I’m sorry but you’re the dumbest redneck hick I’ve ever heard of. Also I doubt that the I look like”terrorist that hi-jacked the planes” because I’m part puerto rican and italian.

P.s NO muslims believe that 72 virgins shit.

 

 

Oh Chuckely Chucks, where to begin. First off, fatjoyce has already been done by smack and a cute teenage girl named illtheclown. Congratulations, you are now in the club of no creativity. Especially since I lost a ton of weight and am no longer fat. Even if I was, back when I was fat, I was proud to be fat. It meant that I could afford to eat good. I used to not be so lucky, so when I started to make good money, I ate very, very well. So naturally I got bigger, but I weighed (no pun intended) the pros and cons and said yeah, being fat rocks. I’d rather eat all the good steak and ribs and burgers that I couldn’t eat before because I was eating ramen noodles and pasta all the time and shit. I still eat the same shit now, and a lot of it, but I’m not gaining the weight back for some odd reason. If it comes back, I could care less. I’m rich bitch!!! Well, not really, but I can certainly afford to eat whatever the fuck I want whenever the fuck I want, and that’s a good feeling. So fat jokes are more of a comment to me, which I feel I can’t accept, being as I am no longer fat. You might as well compliment me on my hair while you’re at it. 

 

And a Puerto Rican Muslim? That’s a new one. But you’re still a Muslim and that means that I do not trust you, or like you. It doesn’t matter, you’re in Wisconsin or some shit and I’m in Massachusetts. We’re never going to run into each other. Unfortunetly, we all need gas, so of course we have camel fuckers up here too. Yes, I do believe this shit that I say towards you and your cowardly race, you can all die and burn in fucking hell, and you will. I base my beliefs off of my personal dealings and experiences with your people. You hate me, so I hate you, It’s simple. And you guys totally rock that 57 or 72 or whatever the fuck number of virgins that aren’t waiting for you in paradise because you’re all going to hell. While don’t you believe in 101 dalmations while you’re at it. 

I don’t hate you fam, I pity you. Also, weight loss tips?

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January 8, 2014
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Wanna lose some weight fast? Have a heart attack. It worked for me. As long as you don’t die, you are almost guaranteed to drop a ton of weight by the end of your hospital stay. So eat up

January 8, 2014
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eat right and exercise

January 8, 2014
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I’m waiting until I get this job so I can start working out again and stop being a fat shit.

 

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