1. Sammi Curr from Trick or Treat if you've never seen it you should check it out, it's a lil cheesy but it's from the '80s so what can ya do

2. Gears of War would make a good movie, Micheal Bay could direct it

 and since PRJ is so awesome i'm gonna copy him and put a juggalo answer lol : The Pendulum

3. bacon of course lol

4. deaf by far, i could deal without ever having to listen to anyone again lol

5. sorry dad

Im quite the fan of these

1. What's your favorite horror movie villian(assuming you even like horror movies)?

Ive always been a Halloween mark.  So Mike Meyers.

2. Name one  intellectual property (books,comics,tv shows, games) that you would like to see turned into a movie?

Deadpool but I hear they're doing that...I hope it doesn't suck.  Id also like to see a movie where all of my childhood shows that had their franchise ruined by Michael Bay team up and massacre him and his family and any involved with the atrocities he produces.

3. What is the perfect breakfast item?

Waffles...made with weed butter...with weed butter on top...and syrup....and bacon...and home fries...

4. If you had to pick one or the other which would it be: deaf or blind?

Deaf.  No contest.  Would you rather hear porn or see porn.

5. Would you fuck your mother to save your fathers life?
My fathers an asshole so no.

Mike Myers

the dc VS marvel series would turn into a dope ass action flick

Taylor ham (jerzy boy afta all)

definitely deaf.

I wouldn't fuck my mom to save my life so pops or anyone else for that matter would b dead     

1. What's your favorite horror movie villian(assuming you even like horror movies)?

       The Terminator.

2. Name one  intellectual property (books,comics,tv shows, games) that you would like to see turned into a movie?

 
       Venom ("Lethal Protector" series, NOT played by Eric Foreman *forehead slap*, maybe cast Brock Lesnar as Eddie Brock?), Carnage, or all the Spider-Man symbiotes in one.

3. What is the perfect breakfast item?

 
       Nothing beats a Pork Roll, Egg, and Cheese sandwich on a hard roll from any local Jersey deli.

4. If you had to pick one or the other which would it be: deaf or blind?

 
       Blind.

5. Would you fuck your mother to save your fathers life?

No. However, if your father is facing life threatening danger, hit me up and I'll fuck your mom for ya =)

Much Love!

1. I would have to go with Leatherface as well as far as horror movies or ChromeSkull from Laid to Rest.

2. Of Course Like Slumerican I would absolutely love to see the Dark Tower made to a movie but in its entirety not some lame 2 and a half hour movie. Or Gereald's Game also by Stephen King but like an X rated version cuz that book is wild but would be a great movie.

3. I'd have to saydeaf also cuz you can still make music if youre deaf look at Beethoven ninja was still making music when he went deaf and that was some of his best.

4.Best breakfast would be Barbacoa with lime juice sprinkled on it on some fresh homemade tortillas de arrina. or Chorizo and egg with cheese on a fresh homemade flour tortilla.

1. Jason Voorhees but I like to think of him as the hero

2. I like PRJ's answer. A movie on Hunter Thompson's whole life would be the shit too. Both would be very tough to do. 

3. Beer

I don't like your other questions. They frighten me

1. The Sumatran rat~monkey from Dead Alive.

2. The Dark Tower as about 9 full length feature films (you knew I was going this route, Slum lol)

3. Read my profile: french toast with New York cheese pizza on top.

4. Blind. Why? Because there could be so much to learn from darkness. 

5. Nope, my dad has had a helluva run. That fucker has lived an interesting tale, sorry pops.

Haha word have power slum...and with great power comes great responsibility...