Back on point:

I just took the time to go and read and watch all of this and I feel like I’ve had the drool smacked outta my face. I saw and read this original post about needing a ride to the Twiztid show and had the same scrub reaction, discounting it as the usual misguided begging people have called it out as but I had NO IDEA it went this deep.

Maybe it’s just because it cuts a bit close to some things I have going on myself (*I have cats. *I want things I can’t afford. *I have screamed out in my worst depths that *I deserve to be happy every once in a while) but this shit and @sexylette420’s  thread here is just beyond reproach!

First: @SexyLette420, don’t you EVER, don’t you DARE apologize for the charity in your heart! It makes me feel the same as when fuckin’ FoxNews does those shit stories about how there’s people out there pretending to be homeless and are making *bank panhandling when in fact they live in a nice house and are paying bills off the money they get on the streets. As if the stories are meant to stop your giving a few quarters to someone you think is in need because you don’t know if they’re runnin’ a scam on you or so you shouldn’t ever do it. If you feel like you got taken for a ride, then slash that fucker’s tires so they can’t run away and do that shit to someone else (figuratively speaking). But don’t you EVER let that dim your lights. Turn those lamps back on to that shit and expose it! I have a favorite quote I forget where I got it from: “Light without the eyes with which to see it, illuminates nothing”. Don’t go blind and pluck out your eyes out because of what you’ve learned from this.

Second: After reading and seeing this bitch/boy’s pleas, I’m almost disgusted with *myself for having ever said them *myself at any time. However, when *I* have said I deserve a bit of happiness, it’s when I’ve managed to eek out a 20 for myself after several months of eating ice cubes with a side of ramen and sauce packets from Taco Bell and choosing NOT to feel guilty about spending it on a cover charge to a club and a couple drinks for myself to stand in the corner and be ignored by my friends instead of staring at the same four walls I have left to amuse myself on any other night after I buy food for my pets(2) and pay for the internet and electricity that provides what passes for my “social life”.

In a few months *I will be giving up everything I have known for the last 15+ years to move to another state with my family to make a new start and for as much as that thought scares the shit out of me and I have no idea how it will change me, I could NEVER ask anyone else to carry the responsibility of even *attempting to assume the karmic burden of ensuring that such a move be successful lest I “do something to myself” should it blow up in my face. Holy shit! And then on TOP of that I have my lofty goal of going to this year’s Gathering! I know The Fam is a generous lot to a fault but (again) I could NEVER/EVAR go askin’ for anyone else to foot that bill when I got so many others that need tending to before the Gathering even ENTERS my thought process. Yeah it’s there and I’m planning like a muthafako to make it happen but to have the AUDACITY to come to Faygoluvers for that shit would NEVER enter my mind! (Once again) HOLY SHIT! Which leads me to…

Third: Looking at Jamie and Mono’s faces in those VIP promo shits makes me wonder that if THEY knew that the hand they were shaking and the face they were smiling at for having paid the 100 plus dollars to meet them in person, wouldn’t be hacked off at the wrist and smacked in the lips if they knew how they got there to do it! Hey, “Fam is family” up until they fuck their cousin and steal their wallet because they’re short on a pack of smokes and couldn’t find enough change in the couch they asked to sleep on because they set fire to their own bed… FUCK-THAT!

@SexyLette420, if you think like you need to put a few nails into a couple boards of a bridge you feel like you let get scorched by someone else’s fires, that’s cool, but don’t put yourself out there like you need to endure any daggers from this dagga trying to get something for nothing when all you wanted to do was help. Fuckin’ BLOOD DONATIONS?! Don’t ever bleed for anything and then feel like you don’t deserve to scab over. It’s very much a “shame on me, shame on you” situation and *I know *I got something from it without having ever been a part of it.

And THAT is some *real shit from someone you’ve never met that lives nowhere near you and I don’t expect a DAMN thing from you for it.

Fuck.

I need a drink.

G’nite.

‘~’=

Cheshyr said
 Way too much for anyone to read

Dude your posts are way too long…

@ocj_brendan 

1) it wasn’t for *you 2) when I have something to say, I say it. I don’t wait for the back and forth to create the next episode 3) I actually *know how to type and am pretty fast at it so I’m not spending hours hunt&pecking letters 4) if it’s too much for you to digest then I can provide you with the audio book version or you can turn on the setting so you can be read to because gawd forbod anyone would be willing to READ thing in a forum. I spent two hours reading everyone else’s thoughts. Those were mine. And finally, just for you:

5) burp burp fart. Fart fart poopy! Poopy pee-pee burp burp fart, poo poo burp fart *fart!!! Pee-pee poop poop poop; burp fart pee.

PS – Penis. Titties.

Cheshyr said
@ocj_brendan 

5) burp burp fart. Fart fart poopy! Poopy pee-pee burp burp fart, poo poo burp fart *fart!!! Pee-pee poop poop poop; burp fart pee.

PS – Penis. Titties.

Twiztidkillaxxx2 might sue you for plagiarism

patjoyce said

 

Twiztidkillaxxx2 might sue you for plagerism

 

This literally made me LoL

For what it’s worth, Cheshyr, I read it. Good form.

Brendan, I just had a mental image of you sitting down with a book, reading two sentences into the prologue, and then throwing the book against the wall, screaming in a rage: “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!? TL;DR!“

@cheshyr 

EPIC post, man. I read every word and mean that from the bottom of my heart. I can relate to pieces of it, as well. Especially the bit about saving money to go to a club and your social life. You’re not alone, my friend. I hope you accomplish your goal of making it to the Gathering – I owe you a beer or three after that post.

Someone who is computer savvy could match ip’s up and tell pretty quickly unless they were using a tor browser.

Ill save you the trouble, it was me. Im randy gall and smack. 

How strange all my fantasies involve Tyrion Lannister in some form or fashion as well…usually banging Bridget the Migit…My mind is a scary place…