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11:43 pm
September 18, 2012
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To bad you’ll probably die defending this country. Against the number one threat to the U.S. at the moment, the economic power house of Tanzania.
11:46 pm
May 29, 2013
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Lucem (Just An Asshole) Ferre said
To bad you’ll probably die defending this country. Against the number one threat to the U.S. at the moment, the economic power house of Tanzania.
Lmfao, what an obscure country. And I’m gonna be fucking POG, odds of my dying in the line of duty are very slim. But if I did, or do, I’d be extremely ok with that. Beats living long enough to get cancer, have a stroke, or die in my sleep.
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11:52 pm
September 18, 2012
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Those Tanzanians are fucking nuts man! Yeah, they are so damned out of their minds that they have sexual intercourse with a fruit with a hard or tough shell around an edible kernel.
1:45 am
February 24, 2014
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I got an organ LTB can play with. Mmmm yeaaa
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
2:04 am
September 18, 2012
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You’re a Tanzanian.
5:36 am
January 21, 2014
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1.) no i have not
B.) so i only get 20$ a day? then i guess i would say fuck the free money and work for some real money XD
III.) the cyborg guy… don’t play it much at all so he is the only one i can think of
Four.) probably Ron White from the blue collar tour (let the hate commence)
3+8-6.) piano/recorded when i was little… sucked at both so i said fuck it XD
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1:13 pm
April 16, 2014
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1. Once a long time ago… THC never really hit me right anyway and edibles were waaaay worse than smoking.
2. No way, I would never want to completely not work. I could imagine not wanting to work a whole lot and/or not wanting to put up with any bullshit at work, but either of those would still mean more than $20/day to spend.
3. Kano has to get some props for his “rip your heart out of your chest and show it to you while it’s still beating” finisher. But I have to go with Scorpion, for the crossover kick-teleport punch-hook-uppercut 4-hit combo that would take away half the other guy’s energy, absolutely devastating.
4. Louis CK. Don’t like his TV show, but his standup is hilarious.
5. I don’t have much talent but I learned how to play chords on the guitar decently when I was young. Been messing around with making beats lately but haven’t found the time or motivation to be serious about it.
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6:58 pm
May 13, 2013
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1.) Have you ever knowingly or unknowingly ingested a marijuana edible, illegal or not? What happened? Any good stories?
I’ve eaten several. Usually at festivals or when I’m going somewhere I can’t smoke. No real stories relating just to edibles, mostly cuz I was tripping when I ate them.
B.) If you had legal access to a free $20 bill every day for the remainder of your life, and the only stipulation was that you could only use that money for the day, and werent allowed anything else, would you be happy? Do you think you could make it work? Or would you abandon the free money and try somethig else? Once you refuse it, you can never have it again. And no, this is not a welfare metaphor.
I’d take the $20. I could make it work.
III.) Favorite Mortal Kombat character ever? Sub Zero
Four.) Favorite stand-up comedian ever? Sam Kinison
3+8-6.) Excluding the skin flute, rusty trombone and/or the meat whistle, do you or have you ever tried to learn a musical instrument?
Does the recorder count? They made everyone play them when I was in like 3rd grade.
8:06 am
March 30, 2013
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the robot guy you mentioned could be Cyrax, Sektor, automated Smoke, Kabal, and probably more characters that I dont know about.
and fuck.you @Scruffy, for not playing our game. We need to.know your MK character of preference, and fast.
10:12 am
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May 22, 2012
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oh, fine.
1.) Have you ever knowingly or unknowingly ingested a marijuana edible, illegal or not? What happened? Any good stories?
um, whatchu think…? and, whatchu think? aaand… whatchu think?
B.) If you had legal access to a free $20 bill every day for the remainder of your life, and the only stipulation was that you could only use that money for the day, and werent allowed anything else, would you be happy? Do you think you could make it work? Or would you abandon the free money and try somethig else? Once you refuse it, you can never have it again. And no, this is not a welfare metaphor.
nah. i could steal more with barely any added effort. and be able to accumulate the proceeds, and thus be able to do things like pay rent.
III.) Favorite Mortal Kombat character ever?
i didnt like mortal kombat, so… i dunno. the one that kills people.
Four.) Favorite stand-up comedian ever?
too tough. carlin, pryor, murphy; hell, all the greats.
ima go with stephen wright, just cuz hes an unlikely vote.
3+8-6.) Excluding the skin flute, rusty trombone and/or the meat whistle, do you or have you ever tried to learn a musical instrument?
tried? yeah.
succeeded? not by most peoples standards.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
10:23 am
March 30, 2013
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we thank you for playing. and your MK answer is: Goro.
10:26 am
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May 22, 2012
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no, thats the freak with the arms. im talkin bout the other one, where the guys voice comes in and says, ‘finish him!’
that one.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
11:10 am
March 30, 2013
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scruffy said
no, thats the freak with the arms. im talkin bout the other one, where the guys voice comes in and says, ‘finish him!’that one.
The Narrator. or else “Toasty Guy”
11:23 am
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May 22, 2012
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not the toasty narrator, the guy that does fatalities n shit.
fuck it, ill switch to tekken, and say mokujin.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
3:04 pm
May 29, 2013
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Shao Khan.
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3:06 pm
May 29, 2013
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And I think he meant Jax by the cyborg guy. Cus cyrax n them r full robots, jax just gots the cybernetic arms
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3:44 pm
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August 6, 2013
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I think he means all of them. They all have fatalities.
8:35 pm
September 18, 2012
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No, Cyrax and them are actually cyborgs. The Lin Que clan was taking the ninjas and turning them into Cyborgs. That’s why Sub-Zero has the scar on his face and no mask in the third game. They stripped him of his ninja suit and tried to kill him.
I had to be an insufferable know it all.
8:55 pm
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August 6, 2013
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scruffy said
not the toasty narrator, the guy that does fatalities n shit.
fuck it, ill switch to tekken, and say mokujin.
They made a tekken game with pokemon fighters in Japan.
9:23 pm
May 29, 2013
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Lucem (Just An Asshole) Ferre said
No, Cyrax and them are actually cyborgs. The Lin Que clan was taking the ninjas and turning them into Cyborgs. That’s why Sub-Zero has the scar on his face and no mask in the third game. They stripped him of his ninja suit and tried to kill him.
I had to be an insufferable know it all.
Who still fucked up cus the other sub zero is his brother.
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