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6:55 pm
June 20, 2012
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Anybody know where I can find the actual Mortons list book? I just checked out that Karmic Xchange site and its nothing but shirts.
7:03 pm
June 20, 2012
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Nevermind I found it, Its just not available anymore.
8:18 pm
March 30, 2013
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Squarepakk666 said
Nevermind I found it, Its just not available anymore.
Hey if u pay shipping I’ll send you my old tome
8:35 pm
April 15, 2013
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I’m not a survivalist or anything, but I do have a “bug-out bag” packed in case I ever have to jam out of my house without warning. There’s not a lot in it, just a flashlight, a lighter, two meteorites and an unopened Morton’s List game. The important stuff.
3:53 am
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April 1, 2012
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Sounds interesting. I’d be all about getting into it some time. Obviously not a board game that you could finish in a night? A game that has you doing things out in public and doing random shit?
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May 22, 2012
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Guest said
I’m not a survivalist or anything, but I do have a “bug-out bag” packed in case I ever have to jam out of my house without warning. There’s not a lot in it, just a flashlight, a lighter, two meteorites and an unopened Morton’s List game. The important stuff.
i got one packed, too. nothing fun in it, though. just as much useful shit as i can carry indefinitely.
pretty fresh, though. also noteworthy that you have two meteorites. thats worth an extra syle point.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
6:35 am
March 30, 2013
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GanjaGoblin said
Sounds interesting. I’d be all about getting into it some time. Obviously not a board game that you could finish in a night? A game that has you doing things out in public and doing random shit?
Definitely mostly ends up out of the house. Some quests are simple as reading a new book though. But then, you all may have to leave the house and journey to the library to get a new one. Then the library is closed. So you think to go buy one at Barnes & Noble, but your car breaks down on the highway. So a cop pulls over “to help” and ends up running your license. Turns out you have a warrant for the public destruction from your last ML quest that had you and your group graffiti-ing the bridge downtown. So the pig takes you in, separating you from your group temporarily. Their new “mini quest” is to get the bail to bust you out of jail. While in the cell, you meet a stranger who you become friendly with. Before you’re bailed out he says, “here, take this”. And he hands you a copy of Malcolm X’s autobiography. You have completed your portion of your quest.
To balance the karma of having a few loyal quester friends who bail you out, you repay them by buying them all a brand new book.
Oh, the quest is just beginning, actually; you must now all complete the books.
Sthis story may or may not be based on a real ML quest.
10:31 am
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April 1, 2012
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Seems like a lot to remember and sink all in.
12:06 pm
March 30, 2013
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GanjaGoblin said
Seems like a lot to remember and sink all in.
Its really not. Some beauty lies in the raw simplicity of the game. One quest may take ten minutes; the next weeks off and on.
12:20 pm
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April 1, 2012
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I’m just not good at board games in general and lose focus and all. Got no idea how to even play Uno so I sat out after last nights dinner with the family.
3:21 pm
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February 15, 2014
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@old-mr-dangerous , Sounds like you are one of our resident experts on Morton. Are you sure you can’t make it to the gathering?
3:36 pm
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May 22, 2012
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Psyral Infection said
old-mr-dangerous , Sounds like you are one of our resident experts on Morton. Are you sure you can’t make it to the gathering?
he could be the official flh dungeon master, or whatthefuckever.
scruffy said, in 2013
i met this cool chick at the gathering this year [name of tox, as a plug for her] who is, to me anyway, the greatest mortons list player of all time. [etcetera etcetera]
incidentally, tox and her people [chief slapaho, dusty, and chris] apparently were the winners of this weekends scavenger hunt.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
7:56 pm
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February 15, 2014
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scruffy said
Psyral Infection said
old-mr-dangerous , Sounds like you are one of our resident experts on Morton. Are you sure you can’t make it to the gathering?he could be the official flh dungeon master, or whatthefuckever.
Table Master. But that changes with the die roll. When we play at the gathering, even someone who has never played before can become the Table Master. It’s one of the things that makes the game so interesting.
I think it’s a forgone conclusion that I will be playing. I want the team to win the medallions and signed books but it will require that our interpretation of the quest and the way we carry it out be the most creative and inventive one out of them all. I’m sure we will be playing against Tox and her people (Slapaho, Dusty, and Chris) and maybe even other well known players like those from the Horde, The Crimson M’s, Apocryphon Gnosis Triantakohedron, The Archangels of Chaos, etc… (Tox and hers may even be one of those, never met these people personally).
Anyone who is going to want to play (even if you are unsure due to not knowing the schedule yet) let me know. I have some additional info for those interested who have never played. With team sizes of up to 6, we may need to split into multiple teams.
…
Ok. Since this is a “Find Morton” thread. Maybe something Jumpsteady said in an interview will help out. “Find Morton” is a rare quest with only a 1 in 810,000 chance of being rolled. (Roll 30: List of Life + Roll 30: The Cryptic List + Roll 30: The Twilight Scroll + Roll 30: Find MORTON)
http://www.angelfire.com/weird…..view2.html
Question: How do you ‘Find Morton’ on Morton’s List?
Jumpsteady: That would be the mission of all missions and would bring you to the deepest understanding of the game and even life itself, my friend.
8:06 pm
February 24, 2014
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fuckin nerds
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
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2:06 am
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August 6, 2013
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This sounds more like an anime description than a real life game lol.
Sean Law, it’s not like D&D you actually DO what your quest is, but they are real life adventures, not fake ones.
8:01 am
February 24, 2014
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I had a buddy buy it back in 02, but I never played it. All I remember is hearing stories of people who played being followed by white vans. Coinsedence most likely.
Not much for games myself. But if given the chance, I’d play once
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
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12:39 pm
May 9, 2014
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Well, I downloaded the demo. Read the instructions. Seems like a pretty cool game. I definitely gotta play this sometimes.
"Your girl fucked me 'cause you cummin' quicker than FedEx Air"- Sean Law
7:26 pm
March 30, 2013
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Psyral, I would love to return to the Gathering, its been ten years. Now that it is back in Ohio makes it all the more enticing, however I am super far away now, dispensing herbs in Colorado. It would be highry unrikry.
But never rule out an OMD shadow appearance.
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February 15, 2014
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11:36 am
May 9, 2014
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Well, I have the demo, got some people together in gym. Do what we had to do. Now, we gotta do a hoax. We all agreed we’ll take more than one hour to do it because it will take some time to make a believable thing.
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