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Morton's list?
September 16, 2016
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I am sure some of you ninjas play this...so whats it like? Do you enjoy it?

 

I recently got back into DnD after many years away but was always really interested in Morton's list. I always hear about people playing it but I have not had the chance myself...is it like DnD? How long do general sessions last?

Shit any input would be great been curious about it a lot lately and watching and reading stuff on it.

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I've always described it as DnD but you physically go out and do quests in the real world. The 360 add on book deals with ranks and titles. I would recommend it with caution.

January 28, 2017
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It's one hour of a randomly generated activity. Everything under the sun and moon would be possible and/or is covered. I wouldn't compare it to D&D at all, there is no role-play and the game takes place in the real world, not in collective imaginations. It's pretty simple. You role some dice, then do an activity. An hour later you are done. 

Caveat: It would be possible to have role-playing as your randomly generated activity.  There are a few gaming quests. 

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January 29, 2017
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It is a door to life experiences that you couldn't achieve from cell phone-gazing.

Some of my favorite stories involve the Deviations where you have to add something crazy to your already crazy (or seemingly mundane) Quest.

We had a simple Quest: make money. However, by that time it was after anyone's work hours. We didn't have any drugs to sell, either. So... we decided to return some cans and bottles to the store (in NY you get 5 cents a can, for those of you who don't know)....

Simple, right? 

But the Deviations meant that we had to be holding on to a certain item that we picked beforehand, AT ALL TIMES. I don't even remember what I chose.. but my brother chose to hold my gigantic samurai sword. So he had to walk into a Super-Duper (grocery store) with a gigantic sword. 

Needless to say, we just barely accomplished our goal of "make money" before we had to run out, trying to explain ourselves lol

Also, a great Ouija game involving a spirit named Ruth that died of cancer. Scary shit, real or not.

 

To answer you, Nyro: no matter what happens, better or worse, Morton's List is genius. And you will accrue memories like students accrue college debt. Do it.

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January 29, 2017
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kinda 'be a juggalo', the game.  

ive only played one time, in 2002, in a parking garage in peoria.  the guys we were tryin to play with did such a lousy job of makin the game clear to us that i was pretty sure they were just inventing shit off the tops of their heads.  my boy won the game, or completed the quest, or whatthehellever, by mooning people out of an elevator.  or mooning people in an elevator.  had to do with mooning and elevators.  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

September 14, 2021
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From Morton's List Discord...
Morton's List is very pleased to announce the long anticipated appearance of Twilight Lord Jumpsteady*. Bring your best Morton's List questions as we explore the origins of Morton's List, the Chaos Theory, and the inner workings of the Gathering of the Juggalos, as well as an actual Morton's List Quest. Session begins at 8pm on https://www.twitch.tv/mortonslistofficial
*speculated - guest not guaranteed
 
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... The * by his name ...
Any speculations on whether he shows up? ... I say he will. probably a little latter after the ones who don't stick with it drop out.
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September 20, 2021
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Monday night at 8pm the Inner Circle will draw upon the full power of the Harvest Moon (the real one, not the classic videogame) for a Morton's List Quest. Join to shape the outcome, because we are quantum like that.
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Any Listalos looking to join the Inner Circle tonight, Jump on the Twitch stream or if you want a little more involvement, hit up the Discord ( https://discord.gg/2jpBGmRt ) and before the quest Tall Jess will usually send out a Zoom meeting invite a few minutes before to those who ask. 
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October 8, 2021
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Not quite sure what this is but Jess posted it yesterday. The images suggest youTube but Jess usually uses the ML Twitch channel so I am not sure where online we are going to be doing this. Sometimes he does invites to zoom for live interaction and re-broadcast on twitch... Anyways, he posted this:

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p.s. got some confirmation on things. Looks like youtube live stream. Probably no zoom invites. 

From the YT channel:

Although Morton's List contains generally neutral-to-positive depictions of occult imagery, practices, and paraphernalia, we would like to present this annotated dramatization of a cautionary tale of fantasy role-playing games, death, and covens. Viewers familiar with this illustrated classic know that no twenty-sided die is as harmless as it seems. Originally streamed June 29th, 2021, as part of a greater Satanic Panic event, prior to Escaping Satan's Web, viewable here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsRNH...

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October 8, 2021
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Further info from Jess... 

This is youtube rebroadcast of the original Twitch event. There will be a new, live event posted for Sunday evening.

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October 12, 2021
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New quest - Wed 10/13/2021 ... Note: Invites will be sent via email. You will need to contact Jess for an invite (either via facebook or discord channel)
 
On Wednesday, at 8pm there will be a new Morton's List Quest, inviting unexpected outcomes and after effects with potentially life-changing consequences for everyone involved. Invites sent via email. This session will end by 10pm, unless otherwise revealed.
 
At 12 midnight there will be screening of the classic film Return of the Living Dead as a second, unrelated event . With its impeccable soundtrack, iconic vfx, perfect casting, and transcendent memes we hope that you late night Twitch Ninjas will join us for this seasonal view & Chat.
 
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October 12, 2021
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Psyral Infection said

New quest - Wed 10/13/2021 ... Note: Invites will be sent via email. You will need to contact Jess for an invite (either via facebook or discord channel)
 
On Wednesday, at 8pm there will be a new Morton's List Quest, inviting unexpected outcomes and after effects with potentially life-changing consequences for everyone involved. Invites sent via email. This session will end by 10pm, unless otherwise revealed.
 
At 12 midnight there will be screening of the classic film Return of the Living Dead as a second, unrelated event . With its impeccable soundtrack, iconic vfx, perfect casting, and transcendent memes we hope that you late night Twitch Ninjas will join us for this seasonal view & Chat.

  

Favorite zombie movie and one of my favorite horror movies ever, btw

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October 12, 2021
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If you just want the movie and to be able to chat with other ninjas while watching, do the Twitch thing at midnight. https://www.twitch.tv/mortonslistofficial

I won't be doing this one. I usually skip any of the weekday ones.

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October 19, 2021
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MortonsListOfficial — 10/18/21 at 6:45 PM
From 8-10pm on Wednesday, the Inner Circle will form to explore the full influence of the Hunter Moon. Invites sent via email. Bring 2d6 for Table Master Roll Off.  

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If you want an invite, ask on the Discord ( https://discord.gg/rsacUDnB )

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October 21, 2021
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Not exactly Morton's List related but has some elements to it....

One of our forum members, @dribblybob , has a car entered into the "Oktoberfest German Heritage Race - Modified Hot Wheels Volkswagen Golf Outdoor Racing".  It happens later today.

The car has the Morton's List "Cosmic Law" on the hood and hatch, and the Morton's List Table Paths on the roof, and of course the number is 17.

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And an attempt at zooming in to his car...
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P.S. ... Just found out from DribblyBob that the car's name is "Sir Lore Galore" as in the Lore Galore table of Morton's list.  Yeah, I know, the name is Lore Galore but the images on the car are Cosmic Law. 

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October 28, 2021
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Members of the Inner Circle,

This Thursday Night we shall roll from the Film Fest Table, containing 30 high-quality films (and videos) specially curated to celebrate the approaching indoor season. The first roll will be at 10pm (EST), with additional rolls until at least 2am. Your karma will obviously influence the outcome.
Any repeats will be re-rolled.
Join via Chat. No Zoom invite required.

Karma Always,

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The link is: https://www.twitch.tv/mortonslistofficial

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November 5, 2021
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MortonsListOfficial said,

Members of the Inner Circle,

Join us this Saturday from 6-8pm for the final Official Twitch Quest of 2021. Bring your cat, or a photo of your cat, or a high-quality cat meme, and roll for one hour of randomized entertainment and a chance to win some free flavor.

To spread karma, there will be shirt drawings live via Twitch, based on the number of entrants. Anyone can enter via Twitch DM (aka whisper) and watch the live shirt drawing(s) at (roughly) 8pm.

One entrant per person, winner must be present to win. Those playing in the Quest will be awarded two (2) chances to win, no purchase necessary.

Bring 2d6 for Table Master roll off or watch and chat.

https://www.twitch.tv/mortonslistofficial

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I am figuring the t-shirt prizes will be from the new designs currently instock -> https://streamlabs.com/mortonslistofficial/merch

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November 6, 2021
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How am I just finding this? I was just saying to my homies that we could play morton and stream it, probably get some views too. Guess i need to watch and take notes lol

Who the fuck is General Failure and why is he reading my harddisk?

December 7, 2021
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I have the game but sadly have never played either.

Nyro said
I am sure some of you ninjas play this...so whats it like? Do you enjoy it?

 

I recently got back into DnD after many years away but was always really interested in Morton's list. I always hear about people playing it but I have not had the chance myself...is it like DnD? How long do general sessions last?

Shit any input would be great been curious about it a lot lately and watching and reading stuff on it.  

December 8, 2021
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Nyro said
I am sure some of you ninjas play this...so whats it like? Do you enjoy it?

 

I recently got back into DnD after many years away but was always really interested in Morton's list. I always hear about people playing it but I have not had the chance myself...is it like DnD? How long do general sessions last?

Shit any input would be great been curious about it a lot lately and watching and reading stuff on it.  

I know Nyro hasn't been on here in quite a while, but for those that do know him/knew him on here... He recently had a stroke while undergoing a surgery and is currently learning to walk again. Hopefully he makes a full recovery but at this point hard to say exactly. Keep him in your thoughts/prayers/vibes/whatever you believe in. Peace

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