
2:03 pm

March 10, 2016

I am sure some of you ninjas play this...so whats it like? Do you enjoy it?
I recently got back into DnD after many years away but was always really interested in Morton's list. I always hear about people playing it but I have not had the chance myself...is it like DnD? How long do general sessions last?
Shit any input would be great been curious about it a lot lately and watching and reading stuff on it.
Whoop Whoop, Nyro :
Porkchop5:09 pm
April 15, 2013

It's one hour of a randomly generated activity. Everything under the sun and moon would be possible and/or is covered. I wouldn't compare it to D&D at all, there is no role-play and the game takes place in the real world, not in collective imaginations. It's pretty simple. You role some dice, then do an activity. An hour later you are done.
Caveat: It would be possible to have role-playing as your randomly generated activity. There are a few gaming quests.
Whoop Whoop, Guest :
Old Mr Dangerous10:21 pm
March 30, 2013

It is a door to life experiences that you couldn't achieve from cell phone-gazing.
Some of my favorite stories involve the Deviations where you have to add something crazy to your already crazy (or seemingly mundane) Quest.
We had a simple Quest: make money. However, by that time it was after anyone's work hours. We didn't have any drugs to sell, either. So... we decided to return some cans and bottles to the store (in NY you get 5 cents a can, for those of you who don't know)....
Simple, right?
But the Deviations meant that we had to be holding on to a certain item that we picked beforehand, AT ALL TIMES. I don't even remember what I chose.. but my brother chose to hold my gigantic samurai sword. So he had to walk into a Super-Duper (grocery store) with a gigantic sword.
Needless to say, we just barely accomplished our goal of "make money" before we had to run out, trying to explain ourselves lol
Also, a great Ouija game involving a spirit named Ruth that died of cancer. Scary shit, real or not.
To answer you, Nyro: no matter what happens, better or worse, Morton's List is genius. And you will accrue memories like students accrue college debt. Do it.
Whoop Whoop, Old Mr Dangerous :
Porkchop11:37 pm
May 22, 2012

kinda 'be a juggalo', the game.
ive only played one time, in 2002, in a parking garage in peoria. the guys we were tryin to play with did such a lousy job of makin the game clear to us that i was pretty sure they were just inventing shit off the tops of their heads. my boy won the game, or completed the quest, or whatthehellever, by mooning people out of an elevator. or mooning people in an elevator. had to do with mooning and elevators.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
10:56 pm

February 15, 2014

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6:28 am

February 15, 2014

Not quite sure what this is but Jess posted it yesterday. The images suggest youTube but Jess usually uses the ML Twitch channel so I am not sure where online we are going to be doing this. Sometimes he does invites to zoom for live interaction and re-broadcast on twitch... Anyways, he posted this:


p.s. got some confirmation on things. Looks like youtube live stream. Probably no zoom invites.
From the YT channel:
Although Morton's List contains generally neutral-to-positive depictions of occult imagery, practices, and paraphernalia, we would like to present this annotated dramatization of a cautionary tale of fantasy role-playing games, death, and covens. Viewers familiar with this illustrated classic know that no twenty-sided die is as harmless as it seems. Originally streamed June 29th, 2021, as part of a greater Satanic Panic event, prior to Escaping Satan's Web, viewable here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsRNH...
5:07 pm

February 15, 2014

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February 15, 2014

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March 30, 2013

6:40 pm

February 15, 2014

If you just want the movie and to be able to chat with other ninjas while watching, do the Twitch thing at midnight. https://www.twitch.tv/mortonslistofficial
I won't be doing this one. I usually skip any of the weekday ones.
Whoop Whoop, Psyral Infection :
Old Mr Dangerous6:42 am

February 15, 2014

MortonsListOfficial — 10/18/21 at 6:45 PM
From 8-10pm on Wednesday, the Inner Circle will form to explore the full influence of the Hunter Moon. Invites sent via email. Bring 2d6 for Table Master Roll Off.
If you want an invite, ask on the Discord ( https://discord.gg/rsacUDnB )
9:25 am

February 15, 2014

Not exactly Morton's List related but has some elements to it....
One of our forum members, @dribblybob , has a car entered into the "Oktoberfest German Heritage Race - Modified Hot Wheels Volkswagen Golf Outdoor Racing". It happens later today.
The car has the Morton's List "Cosmic Law" on the hood and hatch, and the Morton's List Table Paths on the roof, and of course the number is 17.
And an attempt at zooming in to his car...
P.S. ... Just found out from DribblyBob that the car's name is "Sir Lore Galore" as in the Lore Galore table of Morton's list. Yeah, I know, the name is Lore Galore but the images on the car are Cosmic Law.
Whoop Whoop, Psyral Infection :
Old Mr Dangerous4:56 am

February 15, 2014

Members of the Inner Circle,
This Thursday Night we shall roll from the Film Fest Table, containing 30 high-quality films (and videos) specially curated to celebrate the approaching indoor season. The first roll will be at 10pm (EST), with additional rolls until at least 2am. Your karma will obviously influence the outcome.
Any repeats will be re-rolled.
Join via Chat. No Zoom invite required.Karma Always,
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The link is: https://www.twitch.tv/mortonslistofficial
6:38 am

February 15, 2014

MortonsListOfficial said,
Members of the Inner Circle,Join us this Saturday from 6-8pm for the final Official Twitch Quest of 2021. Bring your cat, or a photo of your cat, or a high-quality cat meme, and roll for one hour of randomized entertainment and a chance to win some free flavor.
To spread karma, there will be shirt drawings live via Twitch, based on the number of entrants. Anyone can enter via Twitch DM (aka whisper) and watch the live shirt drawing(s) at (roughly) 8pm.
One entrant per person, winner must be present to win. Those playing in the Quest will be awarded two (2) chances to win, no purchase necessary.
Bring 2d6 for Table Master roll off or watch and chat.
https://www.twitch.tv/mortonslistofficial
Karma Always,
The Table Master
I am figuring the t-shirt prizes will be from the new designs currently instock -> https://streamlabs.com/mortonslistofficial/merch
9:37 am
December 7, 2021

I have the game but sadly have never played either.
Nyro said
I am sure some of you ninjas play this...so whats it like? Do you enjoy it?
I recently got back into DnD after many years away but was always really interested in Morton's list. I always hear about people playing it but I have not had the chance myself...is it like DnD? How long do general sessions last?
Shit any input would be great been curious about it a lot lately and watching and reading stuff on it.
9:07 pm
April 9, 2012

Nyro said
I am sure some of you ninjas play this...so whats it like? Do you enjoy it?
I recently got back into DnD after many years away but was always really interested in Morton's list. I always hear about people playing it but I have not had the chance myself...is it like DnD? How long do general sessions last?
Shit any input would be great been curious about it a lot lately and watching and reading stuff on it.
I know Nyro hasn't been on here in quite a while, but for those that do know him/knew him on here... He recently had a stroke while undergoing a surgery and is currently learning to walk again. Hopefully he makes a full recovery but at this point hard to say exactly. Keep him in your thoughts/prayers/vibes/whatever you believe in. Peace
Whoop Whoop, bozodklown :
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