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360+ things you should know about jumpsteady
February 28, 2014
11:12 pm
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Jumpsteady is our Lord and Savior. 

 

Is that too far? 

February 28, 2014
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doesnt bother me.  from the scriptures:  

  

for god so loved the world, that he gave his only son;  that whoever believeth in him shall have everlasting life.  

he also sent us jumpsteady, to make sure shit runs smoothly.  

  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

February 28, 2014
11:28 pm
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Yeah that sounds about right 

March 2, 2014
3:17 pm
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Jumpsteady will eat your baby if necessary

March 2, 2014
4:02 pm
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^ Cee-Lo is actually reenacting Jumpsteady's contributions and observations throughout the history of music in this video

March 2, 2014
4:04 pm
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Jumpsteady doesn't flush the toilet. .

he scares the shit out of it.

 

They made jumpsteady toilet paper. .

but it wouldn't take shit from anybody. 

March 2, 2014
4:06 pm
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jumpsteady can break a toothpick in half using only his thumb and index finger.  

break it in half, the long way.  

  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

March 30, 2014
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jump performed an appendectomy on himself.  

he didnt have appendicitis, he just wanted to see if he could do it in less than fifteen minutes.  

  

he finished the last stitch at four minutes, seven seconds.  

  

345, i think.  

  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

March 30, 2014
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#346: And God said, "Let there be JumpSteady." After 6 days God came back and said "JumpSteady, I love what you've done with the place."

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March 30, 2014
11:06 am
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Jumpsteady was once a red shirt on Star Trek. And didn't die.

March 30, 2014
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Jumpsteady invented and trademarked the word "the". This post cost me $200 in royalties.

July 13, 2015
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When in Rome, they do as HE does.

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July 13, 2015
10:47 pm
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Jumpsteady doesn't always play video games, but when he does, they are brief and humbling Atari tournaments.

Jumpsteady sneezes The Rockin Pneumonia and The Boogie Woogie Flu... also, new universes.

Jumpsteady engages in intercourse with human women, and never gets STD's. When he does, they are Crab Nebulae.

Jumpsteady has The Talisman as one of his testicles, the other is a mystery. He also has a shortcut to The Dark Tower.

July 13, 2015
11:48 pm
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In the folds of Jumpsteady's jacket, he ALSO cradles an impressively huge overly veiny bright red hairy cock.

July 14, 2015
5:40 am
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jumpsteady once subbed-in for a sick Mother Teresa, when she came back, all the kids were healthy and fat.

"HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN, ONCE YOU SURRENDER THE ABILITY TO PROPERLY OPERATE YOUR MIND, YOU ARE THEN SURRENDERING THE ABILITY TO BE THE SHIT. AND THAT ONLY MEANS, YOU AINT SHIT ANYMORE."-SHAGGY2DOPE

July 14, 2015
3:23 pm
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jumpsteady is very, very good at throwing his voice.  every voice youve ever heard is actually jumpsteady. 

including your own. 

 

356. 

Whoop Whoop, scruffy :

SPOOKYtheFUNGI

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

November 3, 2015
10:42 am
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jump throws a 99 mph fastball.  when hes bowling. 

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

November 4, 2015
10:33 am
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Old ladies help jumpsteady cross the street.

November 4, 2015
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God started creating the world but got tired on the sixth day. Jumpsteady gave him the seventh day off and finished creating it for him.

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November 4, 2015
2:55 pm
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why did the chicken cross the road? 

actually, it didnt;  jumpsteady pulled the road to the other side. 

 

# fuckin three hundred sixty. 

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

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