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Opinions on a self portrait?
May 12, 2015
12:17 am
King Lucem Ferre
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Sean Law said

So your attacking me about " my homosexuality" makes you look like a homophobe.

Actually, I'm not attacking you for being gay, I'm attacking you for denying that you are gay as you attack others for being gay when they aren't even gay. It's like his 15 year old body got you all hot and bothered so you got pissed off and called him a fag.

But that's just like you to step in a kill the fun time.

You'll have a lot more fun when you finally come out of the closet and end the self hatred.

May 12, 2015
12:19 am
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Oh, yeah, and opinions. I thought the actual self portrait, you know, the one you were actually wearing a shirt in, (for those that didn't notice because they were too busy drooling at your selfies) was pretty mediocre. It didn't suck, but it wasn't all that spectacular either. Though, you did have that as a profile pic for a while anyways. I guess it's something to be proud of, but not something to brag about.

Me? Lol.  That was a picture with an effect added to it.  You know, like a program.....It comes basic with any computer these days. 

Ii can't draw, and would never try to draw myself

I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!

-Tyson

May 12, 2015
12:21 am
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King Lucem Ferre said

Sean Law said

So YOU'RE attacking me about " my homosexuality" AND IT makes you look like a homophobe.

Actually, I'm not attacking you for being gay, I'm attacking you for denying that you are gay as you attack others for being gay when they aren't even gay. It's like his 15 year old body got you all hot and bothered so you got pissed off and called him a fag.

But that's just like you to step in aND kill the fun time.

You'll have a lot more fun when you finally come out of the closet and end the self hatred.

I had to correct your illiteracy because it can get confusing.

May 12, 2015
12:23 am
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Sean Law said

King Lucem Ferre said
Oh, yeah, and opinions. I thought the actual self portrait, you know, the one you were actually wearing a shirt in, (for those that didn't notice because they were too busy drooling at your selfies) was pretty mediocre. It didn't suck, but it wasn't all that spectacular either. Though, you did have that as a profile pic for a while anyways. I guess it's something to be proud of, but not something to brag about.

Me? Lol.  That was a picture with an effect added to it.  You know, like a program.....It comes basic with any computer these days. 

Ii can't draw, and would never try to draw myself

No, god damn it, that was to your man crush.

May 12, 2015
12:23 am
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Thanks bro. Glad you have nothing better to do

I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!

-Tyson

May 12, 2015
12:26 am
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King Lucem Ferre said

Sean Law said

King Lucem Ferre said
Oh, yeah, and opinions. I thought the actual self portrait, you know, the one you were actually wearing a shirt in, (for those that didn't notice because they were too busy drooling at your selfies) was pretty mediocre. It didn't suck, but it wasn't all that spectacular either. Though, you did have that as a profile pic for a while anyways. I guess it's something to be proud of, but not something to brag about.

Me? Lol.  That was a picture with an effect added to it.  You know, like a program.....It comes basic with any computer these days. 

Ii can't draw, and would never try to draw myself

No, god damn it, that was to your man crush.

Boy crush..... He's no man

I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!

-Tyson

May 12, 2015
12:27 am
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I'm literally laughing out loud right now.

May 12, 2015
12:31 am
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King Lucem Ferre said
I'm literally laughing out loud right now.

Laughing extends your life expectancy

I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!

-Tyson

May 12, 2015
1:04 am
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this threads starting to get a little gay for my liking.

not that theres anything wrong with that, but you know. 

 

im going to work now. enjoy punching each other in the dick.

May 12, 2015
1:07 am
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I only punch dicks if their name is richard

I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!

-Tyson

May 12, 2015
1:20 am
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May 12, 2015
5:17 am
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King Lucem Ferre said

stretchSquiggles said

Novocaine, The Elusive said
As for you fucking 9s and 10s. well sorry dude, but i call bullshit. like you said beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so one can only assume you are fucking 5s and 6s.

 

for example, this is a "10" to some... but give her a solid "6"

 

Image result for bbw

 

ps: I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE USE A NUMBER SYSTEM TO QUANTIFY SOMEBODY'S "HOTNESS"!!! pisses me off to no end. 

I don't mind it, I just can't use it because I can't commit to it. Like, it gets too hard. I always relate women to music. Some days I'll be into this, some days I'll be into that it's all wonderful but I just don't like country music. Fat girls are my country music. Every once in while there is a country song I hear and I'll be like "alright, that's pretty dope, I can work with this" but for the most part I don't actively seek out country music.

you see this is what i was trying to say^^ one persons "10" maybe another's "6", and if you tell this girl in the photo that she is a... lets just say... "3" just because your not into big women at all, it could be very devastating for her to hear that, especially the way the world makes women think they need to look a certain way to be attractive. so why would you go and trample on a womans self-esteam even more than sociaty has already by quantifying their looks.

 

true story: i used to be a casheire. and every time a new "hot" girl showed up to, my body would be all like "man she is such a 9! i''m gonna ask her out" and i usually trained said new girl so i would be all like "why? she's a bitch. why not ask the one who came in a month ago? she's real nice." his answer would be something like "nah man, shes only like a 5."

moral: nothing worse than a hot girl that knows she's hot.

"HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN, ONCE YOU SURRENDER THE ABILITY TO PROPERLY OPERATE YOUR MIND, YOU ARE THEN SURRENDERING THE ABILITY TO BE THE SHIT. AND THAT ONLY MEANS, YOU AINT SHIT ANYMORE."-SHAGGY2DOPE

May 12, 2015
5:35 am
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Okay, let's see...

#1... I know it was posted as a joke, but am I really the only one who thinks the cupcake chick is actually right up his alley? Shoulders up, I legitimately find her attractive - and a cute face (pardon the pun) outweighs plenty of other stuff.

#2... I'm as big a Sean Law fanboy as anybody around here... But even I have to admit that Lucem coming in with his accusations was pretty goddamn funny, at least the first couple replies anyway.

#3... Xombie didn't list me as one of his favorite posters, so I refuse to acknowledge his existence from here on out. Besides, his posts cause my inner Grammar Nazi to have seizures.

May 12, 2015
5:58 am
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entrappedmind said
Okay, let's see...

#1... I know it was posted as a joke, but am I really the only one who thinks the cupcake chick is actually right up his alley? Shoulders up, I legitimately find her attractive - and a cute face (pardon the pun) outweighs plenty of other stuff.

no sir i actually do find her preaty attractive myself, that's why i poasted it, nowing damn well that these guys who are talking about "fucking 10's" would not. it was the point i am trying to make.

#2... I'm as big a Sean Law fanboy as anybody around here... But even I have to admit that Lucem coming in with his accusations was pretty goddamn funny, at least the first couple replies anyway.

yes yes it was XD it's good to put Sean on the defensive every once i a while. 

"HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN, ONCE YOU SURRENDER THE ABILITY TO PROPERLY OPERATE YOUR MIND, YOU ARE THEN SURRENDERING THE ABILITY TO BE THE SHIT. AND THAT ONLY MEANS, YOU AINT SHIT ANYMORE."-SHAGGY2DOPE

May 12, 2015
5:59 am
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King Lucem Ferre said
Is it a joke? Is it really a joke, Sean Law? Coming from the guy who cleverly snuck a dick into his picture disguised as a thumb? No, you didn't try to sneak a pussy pic in and you for sure didn't add any titties or even girl bootyz, you snuck a dick into your profile picture so you have something to stare at as you flamboyantly parade around the forums. Who's to say that you weren't cleverly trying to get more shirtless pics for your own gay amusement just like you snuck a dick into your picture for your own gay amusement? Oh, these are all just jokes, huh? So when we catch you sucking Scrubb's dick are you going to turn around, whipe your mouth and tell us it's all in the name of humor? These are welfare excuses to hide your homosexuality.

 

Sean, there is nothing wrong with being gay, but there is something wrong with rejecting your homosexuality and projecting it out on others.

Please keep my name out your bitch comments homie.  

May 12, 2015
6:06 am
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And for the record, I never asked him to post another shirtless pic. Scroll through and you will see what I said.  The "King" seemed to get his emotions ahead of himself.

I can make gay jokes, because I know I'm not gay. Just like I can make racist jokes, though I'm not racist, or fat jokes. But I'm not fat. Ironic huh?  I'm sorry if your sense of humor, or lack of, is not the same. 

The kid fucked up and we had fun with it.  Don't be a hero, using the old " your gay because you called him gay" tactic. 

And its wipe,  not whipe.

And cupcake tits does have a cute face, and nice lookin skin, with no stretch marks. She can get it.

I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!

-Tyson

May 12, 2015
6:36 am
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Sean Law said
And for the record, I never asked him to post another shirtless pic. Scroll through and you will see what I said.  The "King" seemed to get his emotions ahead of himself.

I can make gay jokes, because I know I'm not gay. Just like I can make racist jokes, though I'm not racist, or fat jokes. But I'm not fat. Ironic huh?  I'm sorry if your sense of humor, or lack of, is not the same. 

The kid fucked up and we had fun with it.  Don't be a hero, using the old " your gay because you called him gay" tactic. 

And its wipe,  not whipe.

And cupcake tits does have a cute face, and nice lookin skin, with no stretch marks. She can get it.

Couldn't agree more!  Your highness sir King swoops in to play savior. Its called being confident, not sure about you.  However, I do know Sean and myself are in our 30's with kids.  You can call it childish, I call it having a good laugh......Honestly I don't give a fuck what you call it.  Dude laid it out on a silver platter and we rolled with it.  Now go get your shine box.

May 12, 2015
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I think "cupcake tits" is just Katy Perry photoshopped...

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May 12, 2015
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Hah, no wonder I found her attractive. Not sure which is sexier though - Katy Perry or cupcakes. Combo the two? Mmm.

As for the rest, alright kids, break it up. The first few posts of the fight were funny. Now it's just getting sad and pointless, especially considering I like and respect all parties involved (aside from the OP, that is). Did shit go a little overboard in regards to humiliating dude? Yeah, maybe. Did he bring it on himself between the combination of the images and the attitude/tone of the subsequent posts? Yeah, I don't think that can be denied. Is a relative nobody who's contributed nothing of substance to our little home here (aside from a few laughs at his expense) worth a bash-fest back and forth between the regulars? No way.

I know y'all can find something more constructive (not to mention entertaining) to argue about.

 

EDIT: Seeking assistance in developing a plan to kidnap Katy Perry and force-feed her to match the photoshopped picture. Who's in? ;)

May 12, 2015
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entrappedmind said
Is a relative nobody who's contributed nothing of substance to our little home here (aside from a few laughs at his expense)...

Are you really just gonna take that, Sean?

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