What is up juggalos and juggalettes. So it’s that time that I said I would announce the winner for the November kid’s Carhartt, so I won’t waste too much time. Just a quick little update for ya’ll just in case you forgot.

This months winner goes to the faygoluver Tyler E. and his son Lotus out in Independence, MO. What a sick fucking name right? I literally just got done with placing the order, and it should be shipping to the little ninja by the morning. I don’t know how long it’s gonna take, but let’s hope it gets there before it gets way too cold. Up here in Minnesota, it’s frigid already, but nothing compared to our winters. In winter, we’re going to be hoping to have days like today lol.

Anyways juggalos, you still have the chance to win a fresh brand new Carhartt winter jacket for a kid in need. I don’t care if it’s your kid, or someone else’s that you know, feel free to enter, and all it takes is literally one email with the kids name and age to [email protected] with the subject Carhartt Kids, and you’ll be automatically entered into the contest, and it’s literally that simple (tried making this as painless as possible for you guys. These coats aren’t anywhere near fucking cheap, so they’re a little pain in my wallet, so make sure you enjoy that shit).

Regarding the contest, there will be some semi-big news on December 1st. The December winner will be chosen on December 11th, so all entries must be in before midnight of December 11th (like right when it turns December 11th, not the end of it). If you’re curious as to the dates, October had no significant value outside of when I came up with the idea of the contest. November’s date was chosen because it’s my oldest sister’s birthday, and December 11th is the 10 year anniversary of my original juggalo homie’s suicide. December 1st, just because it’s December 1st.

One of the couple main reasons I am doing this is one, I feel obligated to give back somehow to you guys who’s support has gotten me so far in life. Seriously thank you to all you who did support me, and I guess I do really have a few haters out there, so thank you fuckers for being so jelly that you drive me to achieve more then your bitch ass could in the same situations. If you have the chance to give back, you really should. It’s a value lost amongst this society that lost its way. With my new job and not having any kids, I’m able to do more then maybe some others can, but in truth, you don’t have to be out there giving away Carhartts and cash money to give back to society. So much as giving someone some time to listen to them, saying thank you or your welcome, telling someone hi, mowing your neighbors lawn, etc. sometimes make a bigger impact on people then a million dollar check. No amount of money could ever measure up to real genuine acts of kindness for your fellow man, and if you’re too bitter to see that, you’ve let your anger lead you astray.

Secondly, it’s the motherfucking holidays bitches, so from BeZerkaveli to you, HAPPY HOLIDAYS MATHOFACKOS!!!
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[That’s right juggalos. I did a KidCrusher plug]

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