LuckyNumbrXIII said
How unfortunate that the only artist you have signed has the same name as the owner/operator.  Payroll must be a nightmare.  

dazz funni.  

Violentdope said
insane psycho axe choppin hatchet weildin murderin lunatic killaz

the first i.p.a.c.h.w.m.l.k. album [guts n blood] was decent, but the second [gory scary stuff] was when they truly blossomed as artists and innovators.  

i-p-a-c-h-w-m-l-k!  i-p-a-c-h-w-m-l-k!  i-p-a-c-h-w-m-l-k!  

i had attempted to post a two-hundred word review of the song [as well as the 'label' as a whole], but while i was typin it, some dipshit drove a truck through my cable line.  

since then, there have been a number of opinions given that so closely dovetail with my own, that retyping it would be redundant.  however, one thing id like to add in:  

scruffy said [or was gonna say, anyway]  

ordinarily, this would be the part where i would say, 'better than the warlock, at least.'  but i dont think i can say that.  

other than that...  ltb, sean and brendan nailed you*, with precision.    

i would definitely advise that you make no capital investments whatsoever.  

* and just who are you, anyway?  you say youre ches employer, owner of the label [if not the song].  and you gotta share his free flh forum profile?  without bothering to point out that you arent che [it was a little obvious, but still]?  

one extra demerit for that.  

Sean Law said

Sean Law said
I will sign to your label for an upfront signing bonus of 20k, and a 1 album deal, which will be an 8 track EP, no track exceeding 2:25 minutes. :30 - :45 of each song with have me saying "yea"  "uh"   "yo" ! randomly through the track.
I will be awaiting for my contract

oh yea, and every song will be dissing you

pretty open terms, considering where they are now.  

twenty grand, though?  no, dream on.  fourteen tops.  and theyll expect some public appearances.  youll do mini-gatherings, right?  

Sean Law said
a mini gathering for them would turn out....  just 15 people...  10 homies, 3 curious minds and a couple that got lost and need directions back to the main road.

thats actually not all that bad, by mini-gathering standards.  

this could be opportunity knockin, yo.  carpe diem.  

Sean Law said
probably no chicks though

Sausage Fest '14

Instead of moshing there will be sword fights.

Cap Dap!