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12:31 am
April 16, 2014
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Back in the old days J had those motherfuckers plucked clean as could be- that shit was fucking aerodynamic. Nowadays it looks like a goddam caterpillar farm up there or some shit. This is why Twiztid left PSY and also why J can't rap anymore and why that box set is taking so long to come out.
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1:50 am
July 31, 2014
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Seems Legit. Maybe he should get them threaded. Honestly, I'd watch that.
1:53 am
July 15, 2012
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Never noticed or care lol
1:59 am
July 31, 2014
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It's just a really funny thought that J's eyebrows are what have caused album delays. Those press photos are important.
2:26 pm
December 3, 2012
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Dr fresh-ta-deff, you gotta start posting more. I like your humor dude. this is like a thread I would make to poke fun at retarded threads.
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
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2:34 pm
March 8, 2014
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Yeah, this is, by far, the best satire thread I've seen in a while. Bravo, Doc.
3:10 pm
July 11, 2012
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lol this for real?? havent noticed...I agree its what makin ICP suck now...must be.
10:05 pm
April 13, 2012
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J's eyebrow stylist must have been off 4 a few days!
K R U S H - K I L L - D E S T R O Y !
11:24 pm
April 16, 2014
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Hey thanks #entrappedmind and #Slumerican(Just A Realist)502, much appreciated. Maybe if the three of us can get together and do a Facebook intervention, J will start taking better care of those brows!
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11:44 pm
January 19, 2013
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So you started this thread to mock the other thread about J's weight. Normally I could give a fuck about the appearance of a rapper I like. But J has let himself go to the point where he can't perform right. He looks terrible, and can't spit out his raps, cuz he is so out of breath. His knees and ankles will continue to be fucked from carrying around all that weight. It's a vicious cycle. J looks like he is about to have a heart attack. Making light of that shit with some eyebrow humor is pretty weak ninja. Enough of turning the blind eye .Watch the Dark Lotus set from this year's GOTJ, J looks fuckin ridiculous now.
12:30 am
April 16, 2014
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Miklo Velka said
So you started this thread to mock the other thread about J's weight. Normally I could give a fuck about the appearance of a rapper I like. But J has let himself go to the point where he can't perform right. He looks terrible, and can't spit out his raps, cuz he is so out of breath. His knees and ankles will continue to be fucked from carrying around all that weight. It's a vicious cycle. J looks like he is about to have a heart attack. Making light of that shit with some eyebrow humor is pretty weak ninja. Enough of turning the blind eye .Watch the Dark Lotus set from this year's GOTJ, J looks fuckin ridiculous now.
I'm making light of the fact that people seem to think J's weight is any of their business. He's a fucking genuis, but as others have pointed out in the other threads, and as anyone who knows anything about the guy is aware, he also has a lot of struggles that he has to deal with and takes medication for. Life is not an easy road for him, which to his 100% credit he's very open about. I don't think anybody who claims to be a Juggalo should be sitting there and passing judgment about what J does to cope, let alone how it affects his knees and ankles, or ability to rap for fuck's sake.
That's all I have to say on this, you're welcome to say your piece as well but you won't get a response from me. I'm not here to get into pissing matches with anyone, and unless some legit OG like Randy Gall calls me out I'm just going to do my thing and mock away as I see fit.
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12:37 am
January 19, 2013
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So you're Randy Gall's mult?
12:44 am
January 19, 2013
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DrFreshness said
I don't think anybody who claims to be a Juggalo should be sitting there and passing judgment about what J does to cope, let alone how it affects his knees and ankles, or ability to rap for fuck's sake.
I don't "claim" to be a Juggalo, I am a Juggalo. No need for your validation. Keep swingin off J's nuts til he explodes bro, live the dream.
2:12 am
March 8, 2014
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My view on J's weight: He could be 684 lbs, completely immobile, and wheeled out onto stage in a plush ICP-themed throne (complete with bedpan)... And we'd still be "swinging off [his] nuts".
I don't typically disagree with your views on things, Miklo; but on this one, I do. His weight/health really ain't any of our business. Fat J, skinny J, short-haired J, dreads J... He's still Violent J. Period.
4:11 am
December 3, 2012
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ya know miklo, this subject has come up a few times on here. I don't understand why people are concerned with the weight problems of a grown man that most of yall probably don't personally know. It's a silly subject. We all know the dude is big, and we all know what happens to excessively big people. No need to point it out....again
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
7:34 am
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February 15, 2014
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This is not so much about his weight as about his eye brows. Someone needs to do an intervention soon.
You know... I am OK with his eyebrows if maybe he would go back to the old school dreads on his brows.
Violent J, If you or your team read any of the FLH posts, We are concerned! Don't let those eyebrows get out of control.
7:39 am
February 24, 2014
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so if J go diabetes(which could be deadly if not takin care of) or had a heart attack, you would not care cuz he is a grown ass man? and this supposed be a family right?
if he had a major/ obvious drug or alchohol problem, would you say "let him live his life" or would you be conserned.
i would really hope that if you guys had a family member that had a serious health problem that you would be concerned. obesity IS a serious problem and can die from it. and guess wat, if he died, no more ICP, and then what? you would say " oh well atleast he died happy"?. smh.
i remember it was raining diamonds, and J was happy, and at his best. now he is 14 yrs older and truely a heavy weight. and his decline and down fall is obvious.
give a shit if you claim to be family.
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
7:51 am
February 24, 2014
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you guys can make joke threads and watever. maybe your fat too and dont care. but i looked up to J over half of my life and deemed him as a role model, due to his personality, views and up bringing. the guy has kids that he will leave behind if he dont make changes to his health. shits reality.
give a shit about the person behind the paint and stop concerning yourself about the music he puts out. theres far more issues to handle
I'll fuck you till you love me, Faggot!
-Tyson
10:50 am
July 26, 2013
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I've only been down 5 years or so but on the serious tip this has always fucked with me. Not just the eyebrows but the smile too.
Same with shaggs to an extent. I shouldn't care but I do. Even though the paint has been basically the same since '99 (excluding
Shangri La of course. I think to myself "Why haven't they switched shit up for over ten years?". I do think they reverse the color
scheme once in awhile but c'mon. I agree that J should consider plucking his Eugene Levy eyebrows.
Another thing that fucked with me is that more often then not Shaggy wore red paint during Shangri La whereas J always switched it up. I've seen few pics, perfomances, shaggy shows, etc where he has on others colors but red.
Last of all, Big Pun going from 450lbs to 650+lbs from 1998 to 2000 really shows on his 2nd album. I'm not saying J has a
problem like Pun obviously did but Yeeeah Baby sucks in comparison to Capital Punishment. Dude even became narcoleptic
before he died of a heart attack. Apparently he was like a drug fiend for food.
6:59 pm
December 3, 2012
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Sean Ive never claimed family. It was never about the family for me. Not to take away from everyone on here but I like yall as people first and juggalos second. J is a man that I grew up admiring and I understand the problems obesity brings. Id compare it to a bombing happening in a foreign country. These things upset me but its really doesnt affect me and there is nothing i can do about it....idk i just dont think starting another thread about his weight is really doing anything for anyone.
There's a gateway in our minds
That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
Sturgill Simpson- Turtles All The Way Down
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