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Hatchetman
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July 20, 2014
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Lucem (Just An Asshole) Ferre said
Do you have a crush on Upchuck or something? God damn you are getting creepy.

I kinda knew because those photos were pretty outrageous, that a confused young troll such as yourself would have homoerotic feelings arise, feel guilty, and then lash out. That seems to be your go to insult, accusing ninjas of being in love with other dudes. You've accused me of that in AMB threads, and in this thread multiple times. Like I said before, I think you may be struggling with a deep form of denial. Now go back into your corner and eat what I left for you in your dog bowl.

July 25, 2014
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Hey @miklo-velka, look who showed up at the GotJ to work. Are you happy now?

 

July 26, 2014
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Miklo Velka said

Lucem (Just An Asshole) Ferre said
Do you have a crush on Upchuck or something? God damn you are getting creepy.

I kinda knew because those photos were pretty outrageous, that a confused young troll such as yourself would have homoerotic feelings arise, feel guilty, and then lash out. That seems to be your go to insult, accusing ninjas of being in love with other dudes. You've accused me of that in AMB threads, and in this thread multiple times. Like I said before, I think you may be struggling with a deep form of denial. Now go back into your corner and eat what I left for you in your dog bowl.

Look, you responded, and I was way too busy not giving a fuck to even notice.

 

 

This type of really generic logic people use is very hypocritical. So, just because somebody accuses somebody else of acting or being homosexual that really means that they are a homosexual repressing their urges and lashing out on others for it? If that's so then you accusing me for being a homosexual for accusing you for being a homosexual means that you too are also a homosexual repressing deep urges and that is why you lash out on me and label me as a troll. Then it all goes into one huge cycle.

 

No no no, there is no logic in this. I have more evidence of you being a homosexual than you have of me! I don't remember what I said about AMB because, frankly, it probably didn't matter that much but you, being the fragile little girl that  you are, remember every emotionally scarring remark shot at you by the razor marks on your leg. That being said, you are really really creepy with how you obsessively beg for Upchuck's presence at the gathering. That is a slight sign of a man crush. I didn't accuse you of having a man crush either, I just asked if you did do to my suspicions. So me, asking you if you are gay, brings out that huge back lash of "no, I'm not gay, you're gay!" which seems very fishy to me. Like, you could have just answered with a "no, I'm not a gay, just a big fan of Upchuck". Nope, you got pissed off and wrote very mean and hurtful things that I got over in like five seconds.

 

It's like, I noticed these cookies were stolen and then saw the cookie crumbs on your face and when I asked you if you stole the cookies you went "no, I didn't steal no cookies, you stole the cookies and that is why you are trying to blame it on me!"

 

I mean, hypothetical situation here. If I caught you sucking a dick and I called you faggot would you then take the dick out your mouth and to tell me that I'm the real faggot and that I was only accusing you of being a faggot out of my own repressed homosexual urges? If so, would you finish sucking the dick or would my hateful anti-gay slur ruin your appetite for dick?

 

You know what, you don't even have to answer. Let's just shake hands at that and ignore each other before I scare you off the forums and receive another scolding from Scruffy.

 

July 26, 2014
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Lucem I skimmed through your little therapy session you were having for yourself there, it's very similar in content,length and style to a rant you put up in an AMB thread months ago.When you put up a post  a few days ago telling me I was lucky to be attending the Soundgarden/NIN gig tomorrow in Toronto, and you didn't tell me to go fuck myself, I figured you hadn't caught my most recent salvo.Goddamn your life is flimsy. Silly little trolls like you don't scare people off from forums Lucem. You just make ninjas laugh.laugh

July 26, 2014
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PunkRockJuggalo said
Hey @miklo-velka, look who showed up at the GotJ to work. Are you happy now?

 

Cool man thanks for the pic. Guess Psychopathic wanted to keep their karma straight!

July 26, 2014
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I just don't really care. I knew you responded because I know you come back here just to see what my comeback is  just so you can leave some generic ass copy and paste response of every body on the internet that thinks they are clever. Like, my posts are like crack to you. That's probably why you memorize them more than me.

 

I didn't talk shit because I was like, eh, let's not let this turn into another Novocaine (supposedly) or Lucky Number XIII where I piss the other person off so bad that they never come back.

 

And it also gets annoying when I have a little stalker trying to pick apart each of my posts.

 

 

But notice this, when I leave a mean spirited response, you feed into that and create your little unclever rebuttals. When I say something sort of nice it gets ignored and you're like, "god damn it, why isn't he hating me!!!!!".

 

Either way, let's just drop it because I don't want to turn this forum into our battle zone because everybody will bitch moan and cry about it. I'm sorry I asked if you were a homofaggotsexual and I'm sorry for whatever I said about AMB that apparently pissed you off.

July 26, 2014
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Oh, and I also think it's dead obvious that you didn't actually read any of that "therapy session".

 

I thought of it as more of a comedic observational rant on the silly logic people apply when they are accused of being homosexual.

 

I laughed.

July 27, 2014
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Lucem it seems to me you are begging for mercy....... Cry for me Lucem.        Cry for me.

July 28, 2014
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Miklo Velka said
Lucem it seems to me you are begging for mercy....... Cry for me Lucem.        Cry for me.

@scruffy  You see this, I tried. He isn't taking it like a man and letting it go. If I piss this sensitive cry baby punk off so bad that he leaves just like the rest you can't give me a scolding and tell me I make the forum look bad.

 

And that's if I actually ever give in and tell the child like runt with his Jr. High come backs of, "I'm not gay, you're gay" off. I mean, it's quite pathetic when he desperately has to take diplomacy as me begging for mercy. But, hey, let the ignorant peons believe what they need to believe to get by.

 

Internet victory goes to Miklo Velka because I have much bigger things to worry about than my internet reputation with him which we all know will never rise do to the selfish ignorant bubbles that people over the interwebs need to create to feel superior rather than just ignoring and getting over stupid shit and admiring actual life accomplishments.

 

It really bothers me that when I give a compliment like the "you lucky bastard" over the tickets or the "you know, it's very cool that you worked so hard to make something out of nothing" to Lucky it all gets ignored by their pathetic needs to feel like they have to prove to the world that I am some sort of piece of shit. But hey, that's life.

 

July 28, 2014
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Boo Mother Fuckin Hoo Bitch

July 28, 2014
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Miklo Velka said
Boo Mother Fuckin Hoo Bitch

You came on here expecting some sort of reply, frantically signed in when you found one just to post this and then signed off right after.

 

Rethink who's the one that's doing the crying.

 

And I know that's what you did because you were signed off 5 minutes ago and you already signed off again before I could even notice that there was a reply.

 

July 28, 2014
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In fact, you signed in, posted that, than signed out so fast that I might actually consider that a talent.

August 24, 2014
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Joel gave a fitting tribute to Robin Williams and replayed the audio of Robin's mockery of UPCHUCK on his latest podcast, here's the link-

http://www.joelradio.net/2014/.....-williams/

December 6, 2014
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Upchuck aka Joel has put out some stellar podcasts lately over at Joelradio.net.

Here is a link to a recent show where he talks about doing a bit about ICP in his stand up routine, and how it flopped in front of a crowd of hipsters-

http://www.joelradio.net/2014/.....key-story/

The photo below is reality show star John Tenney, who was a guest on that episode, holding up the photo cards Joel uses in his act-

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December 6, 2014
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I will always have respect for @upchuckthaclown . He takes a lot of shit from the fam but he sticks with it. He's a true juggalo in every sense of the word.

I've called out to him at gathering before to say hi and it's unfortunate that he has cautiously look around before waving back to make sure someone's not throwing a rock or unopened soda can at his head.

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December 7, 2014
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I will always have respect for @upchucktaclown . He takes a lot of shit from the fam but he sticks with it. He's a true juggalo in every sense of the word.

I've called out to him at gathering before to say hi and it's unfortunate that he has cautiously look around before waving back to make sure someone's not throwing a rock or unopened soda can at his head.

Way to nut ride Upchuck you upchuck hound dog...man get his painted dick out of your mouth sucka...;-)

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

December 7, 2014
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Only thing I saw from Upchuck was the Big Money Rustlas Featurette thing on the DVD. And as the host to the rap battle thing on A Family Underground. Seemed pretty cool. 

"Your girl fucked me 'cause you cummin' quicker than FedEx Air"- Sean Law

December 20, 2014
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Miklo Velka said
Upchuck aka Joel has put out some stellar podcasts lately over at Joelradio.net.

Here is a link to a recent show where he talks about doing a bit about ICP in his stand up routine, and how it flopped in front of a crowd of hipsters-

http://www.joelradio.net/2014/.....key-story/

The photo below is reality show star John Tenney, who was a guest on that episode, holding up the photo cards Joel uses in his act-

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Upchuck/Joel and his co-host Corey Hall got into an hour long fight on the last podcast. It was pretty fuckin funnylaugh.

Here is a link-

http://www.joelradio.net/2014/.....-get-real/

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A long-range photo of the Joel Radio studios while recording this week’s episode.

September 7, 2015
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So if anyone is interested in what @upchuckthaclown  thought of this years' Gathering, he got into a brief 4 minute discussion about it with his co-host on the latest podcast put out over at Joelradio.net. Joel aka Upchuck's Gathering review comes in just before the 1 hour 3 minute mark and lasts to the 1 hour 7 minute mark. Here is the link to that episode-

http://www.joelradio.net/2015/.....-oddballs/

I sent in that link to @scottie_d  a few days ago, but he didn't put up a news story about it. Might be because Upchuck gets into some dark territory where he talks about his problem with an angry male stalker at the Gathering. He even says he thought of quitting as Upchuck at some point because of that shit.

His podcasts over at Joelradio.net are always good quality, and they're free! smile

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Miklo Velka said
Since Upchuck ain't hostin' this year, he should buy a ticket, strap on an Elvis suit and roll to the Gathering with Nate's guitar,Honky Tonk style. Then, going out in a blaze of clowny glory,he should roll into Nate's camp, and starts cracking Juggaho skulls with that six string, until he gets taken out.cool

 

So that other upchuck thread brought me here, and this is the quote of the year right here!  Well done @miklo-velka you just made me bust out laughing for real!!!!!  hahaha  How did I miss the one back in '13......Its a great one!  lollollol

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