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House Of Wax Review
December 20, 2014
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dunking booth  

test your strength

ring toss  

balloon darts  

[basicly, any of the usual midway diversions]  

that game with the pneumatic bb machinegun, ya know, the one where no matter how awesome your shooting is, the chumpass carnie always insists he can still see a tiny piece of the red star left on the scrap of paper that used to be the target  

 

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'nvm' the fortune teller, but what about fun house and freak show?  they dont strike you as trodden territory?  

  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

December 20, 2014
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What about the carnival port-a-john? That hasn't been explored in skit, I don't think, yet it exists at every carnival I've been to.

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December 20, 2014
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hahaha "The Malevolent Midway Diversion!"

shaved ice... a track about eskimo women with bald vaginas.

Scruff mentioned that balloon dart game... it could be a lazy tit metaphor for fake titties... just reuse the loons verses a bit... "suck on her balLOONS balLOONS BALLOONS!"

still feeling the goldfish game as the true mystery of the carnival. "The Goddamned Goldfish Goon!" or something... man i need a day off lol

December 26, 2014
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Can't stop listening to this! rasta_gif

 

 Still bought multiple copies of this for me, and some friends as Christ mass gifts. If you don't want to buy it for albums you already have... then don't buy it. I like it as a collectors item. It's not like you're forced to or anything... like the government does to us for every purchase we make on everything with sales tax. 

 

But hey, it's a free country right? loco_gif Go ahead and take it out on J

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December 26, 2014
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I've wanted the box set without an additional album, and many others voiced their opinion over time in agreement. This is a dope bonus for us who wanted it. It ain't all about you 

 

Go download it

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December 26, 2014
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and there's already tons of shit you can't legitimately own of theirs anymore, anyways. Go cry about that shit while you're at it

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December 26, 2014
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ep is pretty damn good.  

i like everything on it except catch and kill.  sounds like it belongs on a young scary opie album.  

  

like cabal, i was very likely to get a box set whether it had extra goodies or not.  

im pleased with it.  i havent had a commercial copy of milenko since before the turn of the millenium.  my riddle box cd skipped, now it doesnt; plus, it doesnt have that annoying hed pe sampler at the end anymore.  got my seminar dvd back.  et cetera.  

 

lucky, youre just gonna have to accept the fact that the box set wasnt intended for you.  it wasnt intended for me, either, i just happened to wanna get it.  

ninjas who got down after around the sixth or so have typically had a hard time pickin up all seven cds.  i would say they are the primary targets.  

after that, there are the hordes of juggalos who were squealing like baby birds for a box set, despite already having everything already.  given how long it took to come together, im sure most of em turned into haters long before it was available, but still, they were squealing, and for many years.  

 

just an illustrative point:  

LuckyNumbrXIII said
Some people want to buy House of Wax, but don't want to buy a $90 box set.  It's a perfectly reasonable complaint to me.  

that is valid.  and reasonable.  

Just because you're satisfied with eating whatever stale bread crumbs are tossed at you, doesn't mean other people don't have the right to demand not to be treated like money dispensers.    

but this invalidates the reasonableness.  all thats left, is complaining.  

see the distinction?  

  

im not a money dispenser eating stale crumbs.  im a satisfied consumer, who picked up a product he is happy to have.  

a touch on the expensive side, ill grant that.  but show me somethin that isnt, these days.  

  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

December 26, 2014
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LuckyNumbrXIII said
Friendly reminder: you crying about "crying" doesn't put you above it. 

 

I wish there was just some happy medium between getting my ass raped with this box set deal and raping their ass by pirating their music. If only someone could come up with some sort of method of paying money for a product without rape taking place. 

 

Oh man you got me all emotional. I'm very sentimental around the holidays. I literally can't stop crying. 

I just got out of jail today. Spent Christmas in there because of an assault that was mutual combat, but until my lawyer showed up I wasn't going anywhere. I'm not sorry I'm being a dickhead lol to you at all right now. 

Step your hustle game up, and you won't complain about less than $100 for something you love. I got off the assault and still have to pay $500 in fines. That's getting fucked for your coin, bro. 

I should have just waited for Scruffy to reply because he summed it up better than I could have cheers_gif

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December 26, 2014
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LuckyNumbrXIII said

Sorry I triggered anyone's buyer's remorse... but I'm just calling it how I see it.  There's no reason to justify something.  You want it, you buy it.  But you know... don't convince yourself that the person selling it didn't pull some dumb shit when they clearly did. 

oh, come on.  youre straight up talkin for other people, here, and its just your opinion.  

you know full well you arent triggering buyers remorse, youre enduring it.  stop with the projecting, already.  you sound ridiculous. 

 

im not trying to 'justify' anything.  youre trying to justify a position that is purely based on your own pov, which is fine; but youre also puttin it on us for fuckin up.  thats not fine.  nor reasonable.  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

December 26, 2014
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LuckyNumbrXIII said

Also, 
@scruffy  , did you invalidate your whole point with the "baby birds" comparison?  ....or does that only apply to my breadcrumbs and ATM comment?

nope.  cuz i wasnt talkin about you.  and i was correct.  

but you were talkin about me.  and were incorrect.  

  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

December 26, 2014
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LuckyNumbrXIII said  
But you're doing the same thing.  You're saying, more or less, this project was intended for people like you, so everything's fine and dandy.   

but scruffy actually said  
lucky, youre just gonna have to accept the fact that the box set wasnt intended for you.  it wasnt intended for me, either, i just happened to wanna get it.    

 

back to Lucky  
I'm not as upset as you guys wish I was, however, I'm not going to sit here and act like I don't see what they did there.

i wish you werent upset at all.  but i have very little control over that.  

frankly, you sound a lot more upset than i believe you are.  so, i have to wonder why its such a sticking point.  

 

you got much more dough than i do, and are complaining about lack of value, and shitty decision-making, vis a vis your music purchases.  

but i am not complaining.  i see what they do, always have.  i just dont think it is nearly as egregious as you do.  

  

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December 26, 2014
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LuckyNumbrXIII said  
So, my comment was about me, really.  I'm the one being treated like a money dispenser.  I'm the one dropping ancient grain bread money for stale bread crumbs.  It's me.  I've been duped. I was made to spend foolishly.  And yes... I wanted it.  Yes, I chose to buy it.  But I think I still have the right to think, "Hm... that's kind of a shifty way to grab more sales for the box set."    

far more appropriate.  

 

readers, ignore the last eight or so posts, and pick up with that one.  

  

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December 26, 2014
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How about one more baby bird, brutally inappropriate reference?

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December 26, 2014
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Considering the " FREE JCW action and a FREE Insane Clown Posse concert" scheduled for 2015 Juggalo Day, his hearing seems fine.

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December 26, 2014
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birds dont speak english.  well, some of the parrots do, but not the baby ones.  

what they are saying is, 'gimmegimmegimmegimmegimme! gimme!'  

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December 26, 2014
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The EP is for the tons of juggalos that were patient enough to wait for the project, it was a gift to them. Very generous.

 

If they didn't include something new, there would probably be 100s x more juggalos complaining about that, rather than the just one Lucky (who seems to make more money than most) complaining about shelling out the money just to get the EP. Very thoughtful.

 

So, it's not them being greedy or going for a cash grab (which seems to be something you usually get upset about when people accuse them of doing that) it's you being greedy and complaining about the gift that wasn't meant for you.

 

It's also very very very insulting when you talk about how everybody that bought it is a broke moron. Because you didn't want to shell out the money to buy the gift that wasn't for you. $100 ain't shit, either. I mean, it would put a dent in MY bank account but it won't financially cripple ME. If it won't financially cripple ME, than it definitely is not shit to YOU.

 

 

It's exactly the same as Twiztid's miscellaneous items. Yeah, this is legitimately a cash grab but it's meant for the collectors. Why not take advantage of collectors? If people are not willing to think before they buy they deserve to be screwed over.

 

 

Personally, I'm kicking my own ass about not getting this because it seems to be a limited thing, but I have much more important things to spend my money on.

December 26, 2014
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The EP will be on hatchet gear soon enough. 

"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.

December 26, 2014
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I'm sure they'll end up putting it out independent from the boxset too, but it was supposed to be an extra for not only those that waited, but the many more that would have bitched about no new music. This is one disgruntled fan, over the many more that would have been disgruntled if the EP wasn't included. I'm also sure that people will get pissed if they do decide to release it separate from the boxset.

 

It's usually a bitchfest when it comes to fans, which is why I don't really partake in the bitching.  A big reason why I support the idea of the artist doing what they want and not giving a damn about what the fans are bitching about.

December 26, 2014
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There is a huge difference between us telling you, "hey, this is why they did this, calm down, man"

 

And you going, "Fuck ICP, they didn't bend over backwards far enough to comply to my demands".

 

And yes, there is a big difference between bitching about demanding everything to be perfect for you and bitching about people who expect too much from other people.

 

It's like, fans praise these people as gods then get mad when they realize these people are not gods.

December 26, 2014
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I mean, usually when a kid throws a temper tantrum over cookies you can calm him down by telling him why he can't have cookies. They will learn.

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