the_almighty_smack said
you know what I just found out??

 

I cant believe I dident already know this beautiful peice of information

 

why is the white house white??

 

it was originaly PINK 

 

its white cause during the war of 1812(the one where canada kicked your ass when you tried to take over british columbia)we burnt it down, Canadians burnt your pink house to a crisp and you repainted it white to cover up the damage.

 

this is real history I never knew it before today and now you guys know it too

 

if it wasent for us canadians your president would be living in the pink house you should thank us.

You guys don't have an army. You have gay men on horses who carry electric dildos. Nobody cares fatso.

If you have so much money as you claim, how come you don't have a PS4 already? Must be expensive raising imaginary children who don't exist. I thought your job uploading porn for creepy old men (nice job) paid really well. I guess you lied about that too.

You can't call me a sex offender either, you have no proof to back up your claims Mr. "Jonas Guitar." I never would have believed you could have made up a name as gay as that one. I shouldn't be surprised though, you do call yourself the_almighty_smack. With underscores, Christ, he actually used underscores.

But hey, keep making claims that you can't possibly back up. Anything to draw attention away from your fat face and feminine choice in clothing. Well, I guess when you have girlie shoulders and a mullet it doesn't matter.

I think from now on I'll call you Toby Drumstick. Or Pierre Tuba. No, maybe, Jaques Viola. Yeah, that's a good one, Jaques Viola.

If you say so Pierre Skinflute, if you say so. It will have to suffice, as when it comes to providing proof you're about as impressive as Helen Keller is with some water colors and a canvas.

Jonas Guitar, such a fake name. As gay as your shirt in that photo. That shirt's as gay as your shoulders are feminine. Maybe one day you'll tell us your real name, not some horrible picture of your fat mullet infested noggin' on a heavily censored piece of plastic. Is your real name that bad that Jonas Guitar is honestly an improvement?

And shouldn't you be getting home to help take care of your imaginary children like, an hour ago?

the_almighty_smack said
I have the x-box one and I still play my 360 more than I play the one

 

just proving that you say the same shit over and over and over again

 

your a sex offender when you post your ID like you said you would it will be proven 100% that your on the sex offenders registry list in massachusets.

How can you prove something that isn't true and you have absolutely no hope of proving? It's not because you were planning on taking my DMV issued photograph and photoshopping it onto a fake registration form is it? I think it is. How else could you say 100% prove it's you when you know no such thing. I can't wait to see how you dodge this question.

PunkRockJuggalo said
Just curious, Don't y'all get tired of the constant back and forth?

No

the_almighty_smack said
the fat fuck said he would post his ID picture later when he got home because he dident have any ID on him

 

then he sais he's driving home and going to have a few drinks first

 

not only will he be drinking and driving but I dont know here in Canada you have to have your drivers licence with you at all times when your you know driving.

 

another fucking lie from the fat racist sex offender.

I always stop off at the bar on the way home, don't think I'm changing my schedule up for you Pierre Skinflute. You really can't wait to photoshop my DMV picture into a photoshopped sex offender registration form can you? You're just gonna look stupid posting it up right after I do anyway, it will prove about as much as your fake name "Jonas Guitar" did on that highly censored piece of plastic you posted up. All you proved in that post was you're fatter than me and have a mullet down to your very feminine shoulders. That's not your real name, nobody believes you. You didn't prove and/or clear up shit.

You never answered my question though (big surprise), how can you prove something, as you say, 100% when it's something that can't be proven? The only thing I can think of is because you think anyone will believe you after you photoshop it. I look forward to your further avoidance of this question. It's cool, bar's open till 1, I'll wait.

Here's another question for you to avoid, how come you're not spending any time at night with your imaginary family anymore? Before you said you had to spend quality time with them at night, and that's why you couldn't come on here at night. Now you're out here almost every night. What's up with that? Your imaginary family commit suicide on you? They run away? I mean, what gives? You got tired of living the lie? You've been avoiding this question alone for over a month now Pierre.

In Boston bars are open later, I don't drink there at night, I drink in the town I live in. I wouldn't want to drive home from there after drinking, cops are everywhere. I never have my ID on me, I don't carry a wallet. And of course I'm driving home, I live about 32 miles away, it would take forever if I didn't. I fail to see how this makes me a liar.

I've also shaved my head since about 1995/1996. I don't have an ID from 1998. And it's not like you proved anything by posting up a highly censored piece of plastic with a fake name on it. Until you start answering some questions, I'm not doing shit. Why should I do whatever you tell me to when and where you say? You don't. You don't do anything except repeat yourself and make yourself look worse. Which, while amusing, isn't exactly answering any questions.