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The ask Nyro anything thread
December 3, 2016
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So I am no miss Cleo but I am bored as fuck.  So here it is ask me anything.  I will answer, you may not like the answer but I will answer. 

One question per person. I reserve all rights to be an asshole to you. 

December 3, 2016
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I have a question for you and everybody else too. I was watching Christmas vacation last night (and geekin out), and I got to thinkin.

When I was little it felt like everybody put lights up and now it feels like nobody gives a shit. Is this like that in yall area also? Or am I just wearing the nostalgia goggles?

December 3, 2016
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Slumerican502 said
I have a question for you and everybody else too. I was watching Christmas vacation last night (and geekin out), and I got to thinkin.

When I was little it felt like everybody put lights up and now it feels like nobody gives a shit. Is this like that in yall area also? Or am I just wearing the nostalgia goggles?  

I saw somebody with the house decked out in lights the day after Halloween and I had to resist the urge to say, "Hey, everybody! The person that lives in this house is a faggot!" But ultimately I decided against it because homophobia is more disgusting than two men butt fucking.

December 3, 2016
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Do u like cooking/baking? They can really take the edge off of boredom. Exhibit A:

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December 3, 2016
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Hey Nyro, how many bites did it take to chew your fuckin' arm off?

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Old Mr Dangerous said  
Hey Nyro, how many bites did it take to chew your fuckin' arm off?   

alternate:  do maggots get drunk when they bury alcoholics? 

 

gotta wonder if thats gonna go over every head but ours. 

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  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

December 3, 2016
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scruffy said

Old Mr Dangerous said  
Hey Nyro, how many bites did it take to chew your fuckin' arm off?   

alternate:  do maggots get drunk when they bury alcoholics? 

 

gotta wonder if thats gonna go over every head but ours.   

Who killed Tommy's boy??

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do yall eat eggs? 

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

December 4, 2016
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Slumerican502 said
I have a question for you and everybody else too. I was watching Christmas vacation last night (and geekin out), and I got to thinkin.

When I was little it felt like everybody put lights up and now it feels like nobody gives a shit. Is this like that in yall area also? Or am I just wearing the nostalgia goggles?  

It is still pretty popular down in the southwest here.  Probably has a lot to do with social evolution as many people down here are still church going Christian's who celebrate most holidays big time with family. 

krunkazphuk said
Do u like cooking/baking? They can really take the edge off of boredom. Exhibit A:

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I like eating. I don't have to cook the pharmaceutical companies do it for me. 

Old Mr Dangerous said
Hey Nyro, how many bites did it take to chew your fuckin' arm off?  

Fat boy only needs one bite. 

scruffy said

Old Mr Dangerous said  
Hey Nyro, how many bites did it take to chew your fuckin' arm off?   

alternate:  do maggots get drunk when they bury alcoholics? 

 

gotta wonder if thats gonna go over every head but ours.   

Interesting concept. I was watching an episode on animal planet that talked about this.  Because maggots break stuff down at a very high level an alcoholics blood level does not have enough in it to get a maggot drunk.  If you could get a maggot drunk without drowning it first it would take nearly as much as an adult man that drinks regularly.  Also is that Gravediggaz? 

Whoop Whoop Nyro :

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December 4, 2016
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Nyro said 

...Because maggots break stuff down at a very high level an alcoholics blood level does not have enough in it to get a maggot drunk.  If you could get a maggot drunk without drowning it first it would take nearly as much as an adult man that drinks regularly....  

This is why I love science: if male fruit fly maggots make it to adulthood, on average, sexually-rejected male fruit flies drink " four times more alcohol than the mated ones "

http://www.sciencemag.org/news.....turn-booze

Those prude ass fly bitches were probably lesbians, anyway.

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December 4, 2016
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Nyro, you caught the reference.

Six feet deep!!

December 4, 2016
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Old Mr Dangerous said
Nyro, you caught the reference.

Six feet deep!!  

I get underestimated quite often actually. 

Whoop Whoop Nyro :

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its a mild surprise to me, that relatively few juggalos have that album. 

think ima throw it on, since were yackin bout it. 

 

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oh, i meant to say, about the xmas light thing slum brought up... 

some of the neighborhoods around here went all-out with the halloween decorations this year, and many many had lights. 

for halloween. 

im anticipating a lotta xmas lights.  or, sometimes, those projector shits that put fallin snowflakes n such all over the side of a house. 

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December 4, 2016
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scruffy said
its a mild surprise to me, that relatively few juggalos have that album. 

think ima throw it on, since were yackin bout it. 

 

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oh, i meant to say, about the xmas light thing slum brought up... 

some of the neighborhoods around here went all-out with the halloween decorations this year, and many many had lights. 

for halloween. 

im anticipating a lotta xmas lights.  or, sometimes, those projector shits that put fallin snowflakes n such all over the side of a house.   

Gravediggaz are so good that it escapes me. It's REQUIRED listening for anyone even slightly interested in horrorcore, NY hip-hop, Wu-Tang affiliates, or just good music in general.

By the way, I finally got my CD of the new Tribe in the mail the other day... it's so so so so so good. The phrase "Instant Classic" is thrown a lot these days, but this is the epitome of that phrase. Thought-provoking but not preachy, funky but not abrasive. Psychedelic, often. BUY IT.

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December 5, 2016
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dear nyryo man, should I get tattos down the sides if it so when it gets hard it looks like a totem pole? 

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December 6, 2016
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randy gall said
dear nyryo man, should I get tattos down the sides if it so when it gets hard it looks like a totem pole?   

Absolutely. All I got is a stupid butterfly on the head of my penis and I regret not getting a full dick tat.

December 6, 2016
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does it have to be hard when I get the tattoo?  I cant. help it if the viberating makes it turn into a shot gun man

Noah Fence is a RACIST piece of shit and so are you if you support him. No excuses.

December 6, 2016
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randy gall said
does it have to be hard when I get the tattoo?  I cant. help it if the viberating makes it turn into a shot gun man  

For a shaft tattoo this might be so.  For the head not so much as it may be a smaller tat when erect it will still be intact visually.  I believe the issue with the shaft is mostly all the wrinkles and skin folds that tend to happen in a non erect penis plus it is an easier surface hard where as the top of the head of the penis is already smooth and easy to draw/tat on. 

However drink a glass of milk with some viagra in it before you go and youre good. 

Alternate solution is find an artist willing to lick your cock a little while tattooing it. Some freaky bitches out there and I know for a fact some work at the tat parlors. 

December 6, 2016
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CIALIS might be a better choice (if ur doctor says ur healthy enough for it) since it lasts up to 18 times longer than its competitors. (It's an APEX predator, it murders its competitor...)

"Viagra starts working in about 15 to 30 minutes and its effects last about two to four hours. Levitra starts working in about 30 to 60 minutes and lasts four to five hours. Cialis starts working in about 30 to 60 minutes and lasts as long as 36 hours."

Source: http://www.webmd.com/hypertens.....eatments#1

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December 6, 2016
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I'm a Levitra man. My brothe gave me some at a bonfire when I was a bit drunk, I didn't think much of it and went on partying. Next thing you know I'm fucking my wife and our friend in my camper like a loco man. I remember when my wife went back out to the party, she looked at my brother and pointed at him, saying "fuck you, Beau. Fuck you." lol she took a beating, apparently.

There's more but anyway, Levitra did it for me. Viagra I took twice before, not bad. Cialis didn't work for my brother he said, so I never tried it.

Want to fuck like you're 14 again, fellas? Levitra is the answer lol.

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