the_almighty_smack said

Lucem (Just An Asshole) Ferre said
To be fair, ever since Smack has blocked Pat majority of his posts have been him still talking shit on Pat.

bullshit emo kid bullshit

 

my posts have nothing to do with the child molester of the forum

 

however the majority of my posts have still been about how much America sucks like did you know there are more homeless people in America than there are people in Canada?

No shit Sherlock, Canada must be one of the worst places on Earth to be homeless, it's average year round temperature is 2. They have to migrate, or they die. You never hear of homeless people in Antarctica either. You really never do look at both sides of the issue. I know, we're amazed you can objectively look at one side of any issue, being retarded as you are and all.

Keep it up, calling me a child molester with no proof (still) while blocking me does not make me look bad, it just makes you look like a pussy. Everyone already knows this, but go ahead and remind them of your bitchness anyway. We don't people to forget now do we?

Lucem's right, you blocked me and at least 8 out of every 10 posts made by your orange ass involves me in some way. You even did it in your last post where you starred off by saying that you never mention me, then you mention me. Calling Lucem emo kid is just lame, plain lame as all hell. No wonder you have to steal insults from everybody else, you're really no good on your own. That's what happens when le_pussae_francais is behind the keyboard, lies and bullshit and lame ass poutine all day. 

Also, I thought the weekends were your invisible family time? Remember, you always said you could never come out on the weekends, because your invisible children needed time with you, time that only Jonas Guitar could provide for them? Now, lets see here, this is about 4 weekends in a row now. You see, this is why I found out you don't have kids. You really shouldn't lie if you're too dumb to remember what you said. Trust me on this, you should be the most honest motherfucker on the planet.

They just got a brand new soda shop that sells this at the Gateway Mall.

scruffy said
lets see.  

ive never had a slurm.  and i would be highly skeptical about drinking one, anyway, even if it wasnt produced a thousand years too early.  

on the other hand, i already know that red pop tastes like malted battery acid, so...  dunno.  

  

if the slurm can has a bottle cap or a tooth in it, then it wins, hands down.  

  

  

[edit]  do we need a futurama thread here?  

only reason i havent started one long ago, is i figured not many would give a fuck.  

show is outstanding.  

  

It's a very clever show. I've been watching a lot of the new cosmos with niel degrasse harrold and Kumar in it. I was sort of surprised, not really too shocked though, to see that the executive producer for the new cosmos is the dude who does Family Guy.

scruffy said
lets see.  

ive never had a slurm.  and i would be highly skeptical about drinking one, anyway, even if it wasnt produced a thousand years too early.  

on the other hand, i already know that red pop tastes like malted battery acid, so...  dunno.  

  

if the slurm can has a bottle cap or a tooth in it, then it wins, hands down.  

  

  

[edit]  do we need a futurama thread here?  

only reason i havent started one long ago, is i figured not many would give a fuck.  

show is outstanding.  

  

But ...but i like red pop

Even though I'd smash some poutine, that shit looks fuckin disgusting

Sean Law said
its just fucking fries with gravy right? whats so special about it, im sick of hearing about Poutine...

its all poutine, but no pootang. somethings wrong here

Basically lol. Ever had a stoner bowl at the gathering? Thats like the exact same thing as poutine. But better

the_almighty_smack said
as much as I rave about how amazing poutine is if you ever see this drink never ever EVER drink it

 

As much as we're used to you talking about how wonderful soggy french fries are, none of us would buy that bullshit soda up there. In America, because that's where most of us are, they would never sell that bullshit. Nobody in America wants to eat poutine, let alone drink the bullshit.

For those who don't know, cheeses curds (a major ingredient in disgusting bullshit poutine) are basically soured milk chunks. No, I am not making that up. So, if you want to make some poutine at home, wait for some milk in your fridge to go bad, strain it so the chunks are preserved, then put them on your french fries and enjoy. Or, if you are hungry for some French bullshit now and don't have the time and patience to wait for your gallon of milk to go bad, just vomit on some french fries and you basically get the same effect. Seriously, people in Canada will eat anything. Poutine proves this. 

According to you you can't tell if I'm still talking shit or not Frenchie. And if you really didn't care you wouldn't post anything and say that you didn't care. I'll always talk shit about your stupid ass, too bad you're a big French pussy and won't be able to read it. You might have been able to defend yourself. You never could before, but still, maybe you could've learned or something. 

piggofdoom said:

And pat ALL cheeses are basically soured milk chunks, so that's not really an insult to the food.

Who's trying to insult the food dude? I'm just telling the uninformed, if any are out there, what cheese curds really are. And how they could avoid having to buy them by just letting some milk in the fridge go bad. Hey, if you want to put the lowest grade, most disgusting cheese on the planet on your food, go ahead. I don't give a shit. Go on and eat your shitty little cheese turds.