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Something Weird As Hell.
November 22, 2014
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Okay, something weird as hell happened last night while I was sleeping. At least, I think I was, I think there were periods when I wasn't. 

So anyway as I was laying, I can see the red tint of the light in my room from my lava lamp. Then I was laying on the floor, then I got this feeling of panic. It swept right through me, as if something was in the room with me. All I remember was that I wanted to get out, I was in a hurry. I needed to go. I couldn't move, it felt like my body was too heavy, I can only crawl at a slow pace. I could see in my empty room. But I can tell that something was there, I felt it. Then I opened my eyes, I was back in my bed. I looked around. I heard the voice from out the room in the hall, it was just the housemother talking, so I knew I was fine. But then, I found myself back in that paralysis state. I couldn't move, I crawled off my bed, again, I was too heavy to walk, I was crawling. Then I opened my eyes, still in my bed, then I couldn't move still, I tried, I tried to yell, but it was just a muffled sound. I tried to breathe heavily to wake myself up, took deep sharp breaths, but that didn't work. I couldn't leave. And that's pretty much all I can remember. But it was pretty fucked up. Glad the morning came. 

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November 22, 2014
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I agree that's kinda weird you have a lava lamp.

November 22, 2014
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November 22, 2014
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Yeah, that's what I was thinking Doc. That's why I said I was trying to breathe sharply, because I heard that wakes you up when your in it. 

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November 22, 2014
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you was tooken over by one of them deman guys that control you man .get drunk right away next time man because they will be all fucked up and fuck the whole thing up  and you can kick its ass

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November 22, 2014
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the_almighty_smack said
you have a lava lamp??

 

that's so 1997

Yes I have one, but I kinda figured it was 1970's.  

randy gall said
you was tooken over by one of them deman guys that control you man .get drunk right away next time man because they will be all fucked up and fuck the whole thing up  and you can kick its ass

Yeah, I'll make sure to kick its ass next time. Although I am hoping that this doesn't turn into a routine thing. 

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November 22, 2014
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lava lamps are pretty ubiquitous.  teen always have em. 

if there was any era where the lava lamp was a hot item, yeah, itd be the seventies.  

  

on the other hand, saying 'thats so [year]' is, itself, so 1995.  

 

more to the point...  

you might wanna think about takin steps to reduce stress, jiffy.  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

November 23, 2014
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Sleep apnea most likely. Another less popular idea is that it was a form of astral projection. I used to do that shit when I passed out in school with my head in my arms. I'd end up covering my mouth and nose in the crook of my elbow. It is a scary fucking feeling when you know you can't breathe but you can't wake up

November 23, 2014
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used to happen to me quite a lot when i was a lil kid.  not so much since ive been grown.  

now, its usually hypnic twitches.  

  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

November 23, 2014
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@jiffylong , What you and others are describing is a common thing. it's called Sleep Paralysis. Here is the link to WebMD on it. -> http://www.webmd.com/sleep-dis.....-paralysis . There are a lot of sites that talk about it too, so google it.

It can be quite scary the first time you get it, but once you know what it is, it loses that mystical quality it may seem to have.

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To be proactive, according to WebMD fatigue can cause sleep disorders. At Psyral's job signs are posted to remind employees that "Dehydration is the #1 cause of daytime fatigue." I hope this rehydration link helps your sleep, as I've heard that 75% of Americans may suffer from chronic dehydration.

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November 23, 2014
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this psa brought to you by webmd and dasani.  

  

i actually kinda got a kick from it.  

lookin at my hand and thinkin, 'im moving my hand.  move, hand.  move!  move, dammit!  okay, this time, ill really move my hand...'  

its funny, when only a small part of your consciousness is running.  

  

  awfully paranoid, arent you?   

November 23, 2014
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Fire hot. Water GOOOOOOOOOD.

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November 23, 2014
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JiffyLong said
Okay, something weird as hell happened last night while I was sleeping. At least, I think I was, I think there were periods when I wasn't. 

So anyway as I was laying, I can see the red tint of the light in my room from my lava lamp. Then I was laying on the floor, then I got this feeling of panic. It swept right through me, as if something was in the room with me. All I remember was that I wanted to get out, I was in a hurry. I needed to go. I couldn't move, it felt like my body was too heavy, I can only crawl at a slow pace. I could see in my empty room. But I can tell that something was there, I felt it. Then I opened my eyes, I was back in my bed. I looked around. I heard the voice from out the room in the hall, it was just the housemother talking, so I knew I was fine. But then, I found myself back in that paralysis state. I couldn't move, I crawled off my bed, again, I was too heavy to walk, I was crawling. Then I opened my eyes, still in my bed, then I couldn't move still, I tried, I tried to yell, but it was just a muffled sound. I tried to breathe heavily to wake myself up, took deep sharp breaths, but that didn't work. I couldn't leave. And that's pretty much all I can remember. But it was pretty fucked up. Glad the morning came. 

JiffyLong said

the_almighty_smack said
you have a lava lamp??

 

that's so 1997

Yes I have one, but I kinda figured it was 1970's.  

randy gall said
you was tooken over by one of them deman guys that control you man .get drunk right away next time man because they will be all fucked up and fuck the whole thing up  and you can kick its ass 

You know that you were on crack right?
Yeah, I'll make sure to kick its ass next time. Although I am hoping that this doesn't turn into a routine thing.jiffy Ji

November 23, 2014
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Yeah. I'll try to remember all of this next time I'm in it. If I'm more aware that it's just all in my head, I could probably handle this better. 

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November 23, 2014
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Didn't happen last night, good. 

I've been looking around. And I remembered this story Jumpsteady told. I have high doubts is was this on my case. But I just thought it was cool. 

http://youtu.be/c3DH9iWBRY0

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November 24, 2014
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One of my best friends has sleep apnea. He gets prescribed GHB. He almost burned down his house with that stuff, smoking a cigarette after taking his prescribed dose of GHB. But yeah, he randomly falls asleep during just about anything. Except for when drawing. He's never fallen asleep when drawing. Oh, and he never ever spills his drink. Falls asleep with drink in hand and never spills a drop.

April 18, 2015
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Happened probably a couple more times since this, the latest being today. 

Fell asleep listening to music. 

By the time the CD was over I woke up to it. 

Was just layin' on my bed like, "suuup". Tried moving my arm and leg, didn't work, so I was like "fuck it". It was during the day, so it was kinda weird. 

But like Lucky said, could get annoying, what if I wanted to do shit.

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April 18, 2015
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JiffyLong said
Happened probably a couple more times since this, the latest being today. 

Fell asleep listening to music. 

By the time the CD was over I woke up to it. 

Was just layin' on my bed like, "suuup". Tried moving my arm and leg, didn't work, so I was like "fuck it". It was during the day, so it was kinda weird. 

But like Lucky said, could get annoying, what if I wanted to do shit.

Sleep paralysis strikes again.

@jiffylong , next time it happens, instead of trying to move, will yourself to fly. Or any other thing you would want to do in a dream. You may be stuck in a lucid dream state where you believe you are awake because your consciousness is not dormant. I don't know, just something to try.

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April 19, 2015
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dude there was a week where i was having them lucid dreams.. the first time was kinda scary but then i realized i wasn't awake, then i woke up... but the net time it happened i was ready for it (so to say) and i actually did fly right out of my house and down the street and shit!! hands down the best dream of my life! i wish i could make it happen on will though, that would be the shit.

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