patjoyce said

the_godlike_smack said
when I get home I will since its always worked when I am at work

Why can't you just upload porn from home? You don't expect us to believe you need an office do you? I knew it, you work at Tim Horton's. Busted.

Still waiting on that answer from @the_almighty_smack. I know you're slow but goddamn you take a long time. Are you busy touching yourself under the counter at Tim Horton's? You are, aren't you? I'm so glad those don't exist down here, they'll hire anyone. 

Sure smackey, sure. Cuntscab, huh? And just why in the fuck would anyone be interested in some cunt scab? I can only imagine what was on there, no wonder it flopped.

I still don't buy the whole uploading porn job. You could buy the equipment you need with all the money you brag about making (Tim Horton's tip jar must be overflowing, mostly quarters today!!!), and you could just  use remote access to gain entrance to their site and nothing would leave the building. That way, they wouldn't have to have you come in and pay for your office space. Of course, they could just upload it themselves. It's simple and it mostly involves just killing time. They wouldn't need your retarded ass at all, why I don't believe you. Plus, you brag on all this money you make, yet plan on moving to Denmark just so you can earn more minimum wage. Do you ever tell the truth about anything?

Anyways, now we know who's responsible for those ugly Le Coupe Stanley donuts that jinxed your team into playoff oblivion last year.

the_godlike_smack said
your pretty obsessed with Tim Hortons 

 

well your in luck there are 7 Tim Horton stores in boston and when they merged with burger king they plan on expanding all over your country so expect to see more and more of them and expect dunkin donuts to declare bankruptcy in the next few years because soon america will run on Tim Hortons.

Yeah, there are 0 Tim Horton's in the Boston area that I've seen, except when they tried to franchise down here about 10 years ago, maybe 15. They were all out of business within a year, nobody was fuckin' with them at all around here. Same with Krispy Kreme, and they're actually good. Folks around here love DD, so everything you've just said is bullshit. Unlike you, I don't have to speculate either. They tried it here and failed, no threat whatsoever. But feel free to speculate some more though, it's really all you're good for. You can wish it all day but it doesn't make it true smackey-poo.

You really are stupid smackey-poo, you said the Boston area. All of those locations are in Rhode Island except for one, which is a different state altogether. That list must be old too, Rhode Island is where most of them were before they went out of business. The one location in Massachusetts on that list was for Swansea, which is nowhere near Boston at all. I'm also equally sure no Tim Hortons is there either.

The Canadians flag was never here, I've only told you about 300 times now. You say Tim Horton's is in Boston then give me a list of locations in another fucking state. Remember when I told you yesterday that you were getting stupider by the day? That still applies to today.

What does her being American have to do with anything? Don't even tell me you're going by American customs or beliefs in common law marriage for her sake either, you shit on America constantly. Look, we all know you don't have any kids, and thank fucking God for small favors. They would be ugly little dumb fucks with mullets and gay little French accents. The world is a much better place without them.

Now you say you call her your wife even though you're not married but you've been together for 5 years so she's your wife now. What the fuck kind of fuckin' ridiculous logic is that shit? Just like with your imaginary kids that you finally admitted today don't exist, you never could keep track of your girlfriend/wife lies either. Busted. Again.  

We just got our first dunkin in Salt Lake City.