Those are some gay pics right there. 

twiztidkillaxxx2 said
Those are some gay pics right there. 

Awe you took the time out of your busy, fulfilling life to comment on my post?  How touching.

patjoyce said
Okay, now that we done got that out the way…….

 

@scruffy thank you for the nomination, I would love to oversee this. I'm always amazed when people remember shit I did a couple years ago, I'm honored that you remember. I always thought that this didn't have to be an idea limited to only Esham, other rappers/artists need our help too.

 

For the uninitiated, a long time ago on here I started the "Pennies for Esham" campaign. It was designed to get Esham to stop making music, like if you need money that bad here you go, just please stop tainting the memory we all have of when you weren't a horrible joke. Plus, just picture if you will Esham just keeps getting random pennies taped to postcards sent to him, I just found the idea extremely amusing, and set out to change the world. It didn't work out. Not one person besides myself sent shit (lack of love for Esham was at an all time high, still is). Not all hope was lost though, because due to lack of response I ended up taping a dime to the postcard right next to the two pennies. It was going to be a good day for Esham.

 

I should also point out that one time I met Esham at the 3rd Gathering in Peoria. I was into Esham back then, so this was cool as fuck to me. It was in an awesome bar in Peoria called Hoops (Hoop Hoops!!!) and I was so amazed that he just walked in and thought it was so cool that I didn't even mind that Esham only came up to my nipples in height. He talked to me for a couple minutes and I still think that that was a very cool thing to do. He also ate half my sandwich, and most of the chips that came with it. Kinda killed the whole "Self-made millionaire" image he was going for, at least in my opinion. He also ate other peoples pizza, shit was just sad. He became known as Esham the Unwealthy amongst those of us there. Was pretty funny actually. We all had a good laugh at his expense. But that always stuck with me, you know? Anyways, just background information.

 

Regardless of what some may believe, I never embellished anything in my past threads, but believe what you will. I do realize that what happened was hard to believe, but I still stand by the fact that I did not make shit up. Not really sure why I would. But anyways…..

 

I sent my shit in the mail (12 cents, here it comes!!!) to the address that was listed inside his albums when you wanted to order shit. So, for all you ninjas who ordered shit and got the bone when Esham and Co. didn't send you a fuckin' thing, that's some bullshit because he got my letter. What I sent was a postcard in an envelope with spare change stuck to it (12 cents!!!), a short letter in which I said something short and sweet like I hope this helps, couple other things I don't remember exactly, and put my phone number at the bottom and said never hesitate to call if more help was needed. I also put in an old gift card that I had left from T.G.I.Friday's, shit had like, less than a dollar on it or whatever. For whatever reason I thought this was funny.

 

About 2 months later (give or take, don't remember) I swear to you all that Esham called me. The reason I believe this to this day is that while I told people on here that I was sending pennies to Esham and was urging others to open their wallets and their hearts to the unholy to do the same, I never told them about the letter that I put in there, or the gift card, or that I had put my phone number in there. No one on here knows my phone number anyway. I won't rehash the entire conversation, It's on here somewhere on some thread and I don't remember it exactly, but Esham was not very amused by my campaign or my spare change or my gift card with no money on it. I always thought that Esham tried to use it and it got denied, and entertained myself with thoughts of him having to wash dishes in the back with TNT to pay for their 2 for $20 dinner special. In hindsight, he probably just called the number on the back of the card and checked the balance. But since I don't know for sure, it was straight dishes for Esham. Either way, he needed th card enough to use it or check on it and in my opinion that justified the need for the penny drive, and let me know that it wasn't a waste of my time, even if the recipient was less than thankful. He also told me his Suicidalists (no, I swear I'm not kidding) were going to get me and basically threatened my life. I lived in an apartment building then with pretty impressive security, and I was on the second floor, but I'd be a liar if I told you this didn't freak me out  little bit. Enough to make sure my guns were loaded anyway. I've moved into a house since then about a half hour away, but I was at that apartment complex for about 6 months after that all went down, and I'm still here. 

If he actually did that, it's pretty hilarious.  Funny thing is he probably took it to one of those Coinstar kiosks with the rest of his bottle full of spare change to get about $50 to buy himself some drugs or outfitted his pantry with all the Top Ramen and white bread a desperate, struggling rapper could need for the month.  Then pondered why someone like Eminem would say shit like "You won't sell two copies if you press a double album" and "You whacker than the motherfucker you bit your style from" when he was probably thinking "That bitch is biting MY style, the fuck he talkin about?  I was selling home made cassette tape albums when he was still 13" not realizing that he actually mentions his name at one point, possibly giving him props.  Which, by the way, Eminem would do something so whack as to reuse that idea in another song 14 years later.  In fact, MMLP2 is full of reused bullshit.

This is what I mean by that last part:

"From the second I was born, my momma lost me
I'm a mix between Manson, Esham and Ozzy." -- Still Don't Give a Fuck

vs

"By the way, thoughts are getting darker by the day
I'm a combination of Skylar Gray, Tyler the Creator and Violent J." -- Wicked Ways

That got pretty random, I know.  Whoops.

twiztidkillaxxx2 said

MetalHorrorGuitarWhat said

Dude they are gay don't be mad

Funny thing is, Andy probably gets more pussy than you.  How does that make you feel, bro?

patjoyce said
Don't get used to it. When the first day of school comes around he's going to have to dedicate most of his time to failing his classes

Hahahahahah your fucking funny. I graduated high school 4 years ago.  Why don't you go rant about your life some more you fat bitch.  Why you are at it you can molest metalwhoreguitarfag. He'd probably like it. And we know you will.  Stay classy san Diego

You two having late night fun?  Pats rubbing out to the gay pics right now. 

MetalHorrorGuitarWhat said

patjoyce said
Don't get used to it. When the first day of school comes around he's going to have to dedicate most of his time to failing his classes.

Haha, what a joke.  I got on the president's list two quarter's in a row [winter and spring].  You know what the dean's list is, right?  Well, president's list is above that.

Yeah bruh, the Earth is flat too. 

That's just what they tell you tkx2, it's like the Spirit Award in the Special Olympics. You know, the one that goes to the "participant" who finished last in every event they competed in but tried their best anyway? Yeah, that's you. 

Next time you're planning on lying about some bullshit keep in mind you've been on here for over 2 years now and have yet to say a fuckin' thing that could even be considered minority intelligent. You have the attention span of Randy Gall and your insults are about as funny as Russell Brand. You also, more often than not, have a picture of the Rugrats as your profile picture. And you expect us to believe your some type of genius? Yeah, here's your spirit award. Take your helmet and go home.

Thank you for proving my point for me. I was going off of your member since status, which proves how long you've gone without saying anything intelligent, but according to you it's been much longer than that. Congratulations.

I know you don't have to say anything Intelligent fuckwad (good thing for you), my whole point was if you claim to be so intelligent that you make the list of students who are the best of the best, you might want to be, I don't know, retarded every chance you get. That way, maybe someone will believe you. Regardless of what they tell you, that little bus you ride to school is not for the elite. 

For example, you always denied still being in school. Now you're not only still in school, you're well on your way to being valedictorian (HA!). Nice to know you are no longer denying what we all knew in the first place. So, still being in high school, and saying you've been coming here for over a decade…….you've been coming here since you were 7? What 7 year old would find this amusing? 

Thank you for once again proving my point.

Duhhhhhhhhhhh. Fly birdie fly fly