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Lindsey Lohan
March 15, 2016
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Novocaine, The Blue Collar King
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seriously though, what in the actual fuck?

 

even if it was based on her  likeness, who gives a fuck.

shiiit she got no career left and no coke money, so she is gunna sue people for her drug habit lol.

next you know a rack at kmart is gunna fall on her.

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March 15, 2016
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I'd still hit it...batman

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I wouldn't, she too skinny. I mean, yeah I'd hit it. Fo sho.

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March 19, 2016
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Come to think of it, wasn't she in Scary Movie 4 or something portraying herself as a coke whore messing around with Charlie Sheen? Fuck that bitch, figuratively and literally. She's a dumb broad, just like Paris Hilton, who, for the record, I would not fuck. I don't like Paris Hilton, I'll sabotage all Hilton hotels in the area tonight now.

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Paris Hilton is nasty lookin... Lohan on the other hand could catch a huge money shot to the tonsils.lol

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Come on... you know you'd all give it to Paris Hilton if she was standing butt ass naked in front of you. You can't lie to Ck44

June 30, 2016
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Possibly, but I wouldn't be proud of it.

July 1, 2016
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I suppose Hilton could get hit...

But shed have to have her legs around her head, with fishnet stockings on and possibly a mask or ballgag.lol

July 1, 2016
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I have a thing for big noses.. taking that into consideration I would do TERRIBLE things to Paris Hilton

Lohan is a redheaded, freckled, train wreck of a celebrity.. Lindsay, if you are reading this, meet me and Paris at the Hilton room 69.

July 1, 2016
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deathmetaljuggalo said
I have a thing for big noses.. taking that into consideration I would do TERRIBLE things to Paris Hilton

Lohan is a redheaded, freckled, train wreck of a celebrity.. Lindsay, if you are reading this, meet me and Paris at the Hilton room 69.  

Better wrap it. Paris has hep c. Fact.

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July 1, 2016
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Better wrap it. Paris has hep c. Fact.  

Dude i just came on here to say two things.

  1. Paris has the gift that keeps on giving. I was watching storage wars and on the episode they had a starage thing Paris abandoned. Weeeelll it was full of herpes medication.
  2. Ive been trying to fuck Lindsey Lohan since the partent trap! (Shes older than me). I love red Lindsey. Blonde Lindsey. Fat Lindsey. Doper skinny Lindsey. Coke and vodka Lindsey. Pill poppen Lindsey. Sober for a week Lindsey. Lindsey and her mom. What ever Lindsey she is now. I need it. 

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July 1, 2016
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I will fuck her in Herbie and let that bitch give me the luv bug.

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NobayAreaShaman said

Ive been trying to fuck Lindsey Lohan since the partent trap! (Shes older than me). I love red Lindsey. Blonde Lindsey. Fat Lindsey. Doper skinny Lindsey. Coke and vodka Lindsey. Pill poppen Lindsey. Sober for a week Lindsey. Lindsey and her mom. What ever Lindsey she is now. I need it. 

  

You and I are going to get along just fine!

I lover her too. She's always been smoking, even those mug shots. I'm sure with a little booger sugar I could talk her into a threesome with my girl and l.

..just asked and good news, my girl is down with that, just gotta run into Lohan now.

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deathmetaljuggalo said

NobayAreaShaman said

Ive been trying to fuck Lindsey Lohan since the partent trap! (Shes older than me). I love red Lindsey. Blonde Lindsey. Fat Lindsey. Doper skinny Lindsey. Coke and vodka Lindsey. Pill poppen Lindsey. Sober for a week Lindsey. Lindsey and her mom. What ever Lindsey she is now. I need it. 

  

You and I are going to get along just fine!

I lover her too. She's always been smoking, even those mug shots. I'm sure with a little booger sugar I could talk her into a threesome with my girl and l.

..just asked and good news, my girl is down with that, just gotta run into Lohan now.  

You guys make me sick. What's wrong can't handle a real woman? You want that easy submissive bitch that has that weak ass pussy. I want that pussy that fucks back every time I ram it.

You think you are a man? Get back to me when you have fucked queen latifa, Rosie O'Donnell or that big girl from precious you bitches.

After you fuck a fat girl you feel like you went twelve rounds with Mike Tyson. Shit gets real. It is like your dick is a key and your walking down a hallway with fifty locked doors and you have to keep sticking that shit in until it works.

Plus fat girls never get satisfied that is just leftovers dripping down their legs. Make it challenging you pussies don't go for that easy win.

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July 2, 2016
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deathmetaljuggalo said

NobayAreaShaman said

Ive been trying to fuck Lindsey Lohan since the partent trap! (Shes older than me). I love red Lindsey. Blonde Lindsey. Fat Lindsey. Doper skinny Lindsey. Coke and vodka Lindsey. Pill poppen Lindsey. Sober for a week Lindsey. Lindsey and her mom. What ever Lindsey she is now. I need it. 

  

You and I are going to get along just fine!

I lover her too. She's always been smoking, even those mug shots. I'm sure with a little booger sugar I could talk her into a threesome with my girl and l.

..just asked and good news, my girl is down with that, just gotta run into Lohan now.  

All those cigarettes did her good. I bet he has little baby toe nipples.

And your lucky. Me and my girk would box if i ask that now a days....i have to wait till she gets all dru k and flirty with a girl. Shit like that never happens now but i know it will one day..like in talking about in tbe next 20 years.

Nyro said

You guys make me sick. What's wrong can't handle a real woman? You want that easy submissive bitch that has that weak ass pussy. I want that pussy that fucks back every time I ram it.

You think you are a man? Get back to me when you have fucked queen latifa, Rosie O'Donnell or that big girl from precious you bitches.

After you fuck a fat girl you feel like you went twelve rounds with Mike Tyson. Shit gets real. It is like your dick is a key and your walking down a hallway with fifty locked doors and you have to keep sticking that shit in until it works.

Plus fat girls never get satisfied that is just leftovers dripping down their legs. Make it challenging you pussies don't go for that easy win.  

Awesome.....

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