9:09 pm
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May 22, 2012
for those that dont know, when you sign up to be a member here at faygoluvers, and engage the various people you find in the forum, your profile name becomes the name you are forever known by, whether you like it or not.
now, generally, this is no big deal. ninjas will use their name, nickname, or some innocuous title that works for them as a form of address. but some of yall pick the strangest shit for your usernames, apparently not realizing that youve just branded yourselves.
my question for you:
what are the strangest/goofiest/dumbest/funniest usernames amongst the forum regulars? mind you, im talkin about an actual user, not someone who posted once and vanished [or never posted], nor any of the spambots [like the carpinteyro family].
the one im goin with is probably the most obvious, to the veterans: THY GHETTO F.R.3.e.K.S.H.O.W.
not only is it gooftastic as fuck, but it is also another great example of a juggalo not knowing what the word 'thy' means.
the cherry on top, though... and i never get tired of quoting this...
scruffy said, sumn like a year ago
another thing, that cracks me up even more:
F.R.3.e.K.S.H.O.W. stands for
Fitchburg juggalotus Rzarrected from tha metal dead 3vol Em sollof redrum Krazee assassin Serial killah Hatchet ryda Outcha mind Wicked klown 4 life
take time to read that again, because i did not make that up. thats actually what it stands for.
quick oddball topic inspired by few posts from another thread.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
9:17 pm
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August 12, 2012
9:20 pm
August 27, 2012
I like Lt.B that Lucem has been calling LTB for a grip its short...sweet...and descriptive. I also liked when Lucem called me Tyra Banks because however offbase it was he totally went all in on that shit and it was funny as fuck even if it was at my expense.
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9:30 pm
November 30, 2012
Before I even clicked on this thread and read a single word of it, I had in my head Thy Ghetto F.R.3.E.K.S.H.O.W. It's by far the most ridiculous shit anybody has even thought of posting under on here, nothing else even comes close. This was also his rapper name. Can you imagine if he blew up (just stretch reality for a minute, please) and someone interviewing him asked what his name stood for? He'd be like "Fitchburg juggalotus Rzarected from the metal dead Love spelled backward with a 3 as an E Murder follos me also spelled backward but with a normal E this time Krayzee assassin," well you get the point. That dude was as goofy as his name too, he definitely lived up to the name Thy Ghetto F.R.3.E.K.S.H.O.W.
All the other names I can't really comment on, not after freaky freak fuck anyway. I just don't really see them as goofy. If it wasn't for the aforementioned ridiculousness, I'd have a hard time picking a name at all for this thread.
9:53 pm
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May 22, 2012
OCJ_Brendan said
I like Lt.B that Lucem has been calling LTB for a grip its short...sweet...and descriptive.
short? its an extra keystroke.
kinda like when i was young, theyd tell me that scotty was short for scott [ya know, the way lenny is short for leonard, see]. im like, 'no it isnt, how can you grownups be that stupid?'
anyway, some more nominal name nominations:
An Office Building - just so random.
i always thought Guest was funny.
twiztidkillaxxx2 - i know we are all used to it now, but it still makes me chuckle that twiztidkillaxxx was apparently already taken.
Sir Swag-I-Got - supposed to be a joke, sure, but even the guys at mad magazine wouldve dismissed it as too infantile.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
10:00 pm
November 30, 2012
10:14 pm
August 14, 2014
10:28 pm
December 3, 2012
patjoyce said
Before I even clicked on this thread and read a single word of it, I had in my head Thy Ghetto F.R.3.E.K.S.H.O.W.
Yep, me too.
I can't think of any other goofy names at the moment besides the few already mentioned. I always liked wowachicks name because of the cleverness of it(considering its a sausagefest here) but for some reason I've always read it in my head as one word with no pauses. I also remember scruffy saying he would read Yaboiron as Yabo Iron and I would do the same thing. SPANGE is one that always struck me as funny, though he seemed like a decent dude. I'll have to think on this one a bit more.
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That leads somewhere out there, far beyond this plane
Where reptile aliens made of light
Cut you open and pull out all your pain
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10:35 pm
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May 22, 2012
11:42 pm
February 7, 2013
12:10 am
May 29, 2013
chieflocc said
I nominate piggofdoom
Cosign. Also, Mr. Bigg lol. Especially since he chose to make hank hill his profile pic, making the reference complete. Also, you guys mentioned wowachick earlier, I always read it as a command rather than a statement or one word. Like she was telling me to "wow" a chick instead of being a regular jerk off.
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12:23 am
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May 22, 2012
LTB said
Also, you guys mentioned wowachick earlier, I always read it as a command rather than a statement or one word. Like she was telling me to "wow" a chick instead of being a regular jerk off.
interesting take. fits with her lettes respect thing.
cmon fellas, dont just be an everyday, average, regular jerkoff; wow those ladies like a g.
awfully paranoid, arent you?
12:28 am
May 29, 2013
2:00 am
August 14, 2014
scruffy said
LTB said
Also, you guys mentioned wowachick earlier, I always read it as a command rather than a statement or one word. Like she was telling me to "wow" a chick instead of being a regular jerk off.interesting take. fits with her lettes respect thing.
cmon fellas, dont just be an everyday, average, regular jerkoff; wow those ladies like a g.
Yeah, show them how your sweaty, salty balls make her soup taste better, then pay for her dinner and be like "sup girl?"
I'm the neck cutta and I'm one block away...
OCJ_Brendan said
Haha I hope everyone enjoys their Leg Diamond limited edition Beach towels...
8:54 am
May 29, 2013
10:13 am
March 30, 2013
@scottied is a strange one... who is that guy lol
@old-mr-dangerous is funny if you know the backstory. Involves Fruity Loopz, alcohol, Lyme Disease, homelessness, and fear of the actress that played Will's mother in the first season of The Fresh Prince.
@an-office-building is great.
@yaboiron , hands down is the goofiest name and person. RIP, once again. I have a single hydrocodone pill to give him from my wife's surgery. I can't take it because I'm allergic.
10:26 am
August 27, 2012
Slumerican(Just A Realist)502 said
. I also remember scruffy saying he would read Yaboiron as Yabo Iron and I would do the same thing.
I was never completely sure if yaboiron was a well executed troll or not. "boy" is a term commonly used for heroin and "ron" could also be short for heroin...and his dream was to shoot up at the GOTJ and he loved him some drug bridge...it all seemed to neat and cluttered at the same time for me...
RIP: My favorite and least favorite hippy thug...
"Somewhere theres a Waffle House thats severely understaffed right now" -OCJ to Scruffy watching a second stage act at the Gathering.
1:14 am
Members
August 6, 2013
LTB said
chieflocc said
I nominate piggofdoomCosign. Also, Mr. Bigg lol. Especially since he chose to make hank hill his profile pic, making the reference complete. Also, you guys mentioned wowachick earlier, I always read it as a command rather than a statement or one word. Like she was telling me to "wow" a chick instead of being a regular jerk off.
They have a chocolate bar in Korea called Mr Big.
The Tagline is "When you're this big, they call you Mister"
Here's a pic:
EDIT: @LTB @Chieflocc fuck you guys lol
5:42 am
January 21, 2014
OCJ_Brendan said
Slumerican(Just A Realist)502 said
. I also remember scruffy saying he would read Yaboiron as Yabo Iron and I would do the same thing.
I was never completely sure if yaboiron was a well executed troll or not. "boy" is a term commonly used for heroin and "ron" could also be short for heroin...and his dream was to shoot up at the GOTJ and he loved him some drug bridge...it all seemed to neat and cluttered at the same time for me...
RIP: My favorite and least favorite hippy thug...
i literally just realized he meant us to read it "YA Boi Ron" XD
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