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Ask a Juggalo: Who or what is the Boogie-Woogie-Wu?

It’s that time of the week again, Metro Times Detroit has released their latest “Ask a Juggalo” column. This week’s column question is being answered by Vinnie Monaster.

In this column, Vinnie answers the question, Who or what is the Boogie-Woogie-Wu?

If you would like to send a question in to be answered, you can do so by emailing [email protected].

From Metro Times Detroit:

Q: Who or what is the Boogie-Woogie-Wu?

A: Boogie-Woogie-Wu is the Boogie Man, brother. That’s just it.

Q: Is that different from the Hatchet Man?

A: Absolutely. The Hatchet Man is the Hatchet Man, you know what I mean? The Running Man is also known as the Hatchet Man. That’s just two different ways of saying it. That logo is Psychopatic Records’ insignia, and where that stems from is in the book, the 500-page autobiography Behind the Paint, you know what I’m sayin’? Boogie-Woogie-Wu is actually a song, and it’s about the Boogie Man. And the Boogie Man is very real. And that motherfucker definitely does hide in your closet. You know what I mean? You gotta watch out for that sonbitch.

Q: So, the Boogie Man will get you if you’re not careful?

A: Oh yeah, straight up, man. That motherfucker will literally lop your head off and leave you for dead. Or if you’re just a real asshole, the Boogie Man might literally come creeping into your fucking room and snatch you up, and nobody ever sees you again. That’s the Boogie-Woogie-Wu, you know? You gotta be very careful, you know what I mean? You never leave your door cracked, you always shut that bastard, maybe lock it, check under your bed. Look in the closet, you know? You always gotta watch your back.

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    Faygoluvers Comments

  1. V_Ron

    Comment posted on Wednesday, April 1st, 2015 07:49 pm GMT -5 at 7:49 pm

    Shaggy, is that you?

  2. Novocaine, The Blue Collar King

    novocaine

    Comment posted on Thursday, April 2nd, 2015 10:03 am GMT -5 at 10:03 am

    these get dumber and dumberer everytime i read them. stop asking juggalos anything. your questions make us look dumber then inbred hillbillys.

  3. scruffy

    scruffy

    Comment posted on Thursday, April 2nd, 2015 11:06 am GMT -5 at 11:06 am

    gee, how did they manage to submit a follow-up question before the article came out…?
    not only is it wack bullshit, its fake wack bullshit.
    this column is getting closer and closer to a full-on insult to juggalos. STOP, VINNIE! enough is enough…
    i mean, fuck, if youre gonna just make shit up, at least make up interesting shit! if this is the best you can come with, dont come with anything.

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