It’s that time of the week again, Metro Times Detroit has released their latest “Ask a Juggalo”column. This week’s column question is being answered by Vinnie Monaster.
In this column, Vinnie answers the question, Where do Juggalos like to eat?
If you would like to send a question in to be answered, you can do so by emailing [email protected].
From Metro Times Detroit:
Q: Where do Juggalos like to eat? Are there Juggalo-friendly restaurants anywhere?
A: Waffle Houses — when you’re on the road. Since the very beginning, that is completely a Juggalo hookup. Taco Bell is 110 percent across the nation a Juggalo haven. All Subways across the country are hugely, hugely, endorsed by Juggalos. And then let’s talk about buffets: Every town’s got some kind of absolute, off-the-hook buffet. And it doesn’t matter if they’re mom and pop shop-style or big box, like let’s say, Golden Corral. Those are huge, huge Juggalo havens. Yeah, buffets. Straight up. All versions. Same thing as far as coney islands. Doesn’t matter what version of a coney island, but you’ll find fuckin’ Juggalos in some coney islands. Straight up. Pizza: anything pizza, period. Doesn’t matter if it’s a franchise, a nationwide name, Vincenzo’s Cucina— anywhere that serves pizza, period. Mexican Village, man. Like, literally. Mexican Village is a huge stomping grounds for Juggalos since the beginning. Every chance I get, I’m always for, “Let’s go to Mexican Village.” And when it’s a big event, like Hallowicked, you better believe Mexican Village gets hit up like a motherfucker from cats from out of town that wanna see and wanna eat at the restaurants that are talked about in the music.
Faygoluvers Comments
Jack Sinizter
Comment posted on Wednesday, April 22nd, 2015 11:40 am GMT -5 at 11:40 am
These questions are getting more and more irrelevant every time I see them. Where do Juggalos eat? “Naw ninja, let’s not go to burger King cause Juggalos aren’t known to eat there.” Honestly a good authentic bbq spot is where is at. Juggalo or no juggalo, that’s where I’m going.
darkneckrowmanser
Comment posted on Wednesday, April 22nd, 2015 12:39 pm GMT -5 at 12:39 pm
hi
JiffyLong
Comment posted on Wednesday, April 22nd, 2015 01:38 pm GMT -5 at 1:38 pm
…And if you look to the left of you, you can now see the “Juggalos” in their habitat. The many hobbies they have include smoking Newport cigarettes, drinking Faygo brand soda, and “whoop whooping”. An interesting thing about them is what they eat, which include Waffle House, Subway, and Mexican Village.
BlackSand
Comment posted on Wednesday, April 22nd, 2015 02:38 pm GMT -5 at 2:38 pm
In front of the TV I’d have to say.
scruffy
Comment posted on Wednesday, April 22nd, 2015 04:43 pm GMT -5 at 4:43 pm
how the hell would vinnie know where we eat? i dont eat at any of those places. these articles are fulla shit.
im startin to think that vinnie believes he is the prototypical juggalo. and that all juggalos live within a couple miles of him.
sure as hell, he never bothers to consult with anybody, before speaking for all of us. detroit-centric juggalos in action.
ScottieD
Comment posted on Wednesday, April 22nd, 2015 10:06 pm GMT -5 at 10:06 pm
Vinnie is good people. He’s gotta come up with an answer for these things so I think he just tries to be as creative as possible. I’m glad they didn’t ask me to do it. lol.
scruffy
Comment posted on Wednesday, April 22nd, 2015 11:49 pm GMT -5 at 11:49 pm
juuuust sayin.
i dont like to pick on him, but these things are generally awful.
suppose if it was me, the answer would usually be, ‘thats a fuckin dumb question’. doesnt make for a very good article, either.
Mr.Bitches
Comment posted on Thursday, April 23rd, 2015 01:36 am GMT -5 at 1:36 am
I told yall these Questions would be the downfall of juggalo society as we know it….
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