Early today it was reported that Kid Rock had failed to respond to a subpoena that was issued as a part of a lawsuit involving ICP. The subpoena stems from a sexual harassment lawsuit filed by the Rasor Law Firm on behalf of Andrea Pellegrini.
A short time ago, Kid Rock posted two letters that were sent to the law firms involved in this case on his website. You can read the letters sent to the law firms below.
All Parties Involved in This ICP Glass Dildo Case Can Shove One Up Their Ass: Kid Rock Responds
(These are the actual letters sent to the attorneys involved.)
Dear Jim Rasor and Jon Marko,
I’m told that you have issued a subpoena for a “glass dildo” that was supposedly given to me. No idea what you’re talking about, and I definitely don’t have it. I’ve never heard of, seen, or met any people involved in this case. But I’m pretty sure you already know that. What I do know is that you’ve been dragging my name around in the media to gain attention for your sad ass excuse for a law firm. I don’t care what you do when you finally catch up to the ambulances you chase, but I do care when you bring my name into it for no reason at all.
Let me ask you this. Say in a lawsuit that another crappy firm was handling, your names were brought up for no reason. You wake up one morning, excited for a new day of exploiting the legal system and people dumb enough to look at your website (nice pictures btw, did you study how to look like douchebags in college?), and when you open the newspaper there’s a report from someone you’ve never heard of talking about how Jon Marko and Jim Rasor got caught molesting animals at a petting zoo while high on bath salts. Now imagine you weren’t the scumbags you are, but a citizen who has raised millions of dollars for his hometown, spent hours helping to promote the arts, had helped wounded veterans returning from combat. Say you were people who aren’t a blight on our planet – wouldn’t you be pissed off that your name, for days on end, was being mentioned in the press when EVERYONE involved knew you weren’t involved in any way? Welcome to my side of this story.
-Kid Rock
Dear Brian E. Koncius,
I’m told that your client has testified under oath in a deposition that he presented a former employee of Psychopathic Records with a glass dildo, who then allegedly gave the dildo to me? There are only two possible explanations for what your client said: either he is an absolute pathological liar, who for some insane reason decided to make up a bullshit story using my name or 2: he thinks he’s a comedian and was trying to be funny. If he was joking then he’s just an asshole who isn’t funny. But if it was not 100% clear that he was attempting to make a joke, then he just lied under oath because I’ve never met your client, and if I had met your client I’d certainly remember if he tried to give me a glass fucking dildo. Even if it was the “Rasor Law Firm” that sent a press release to the press, you have done nothing to clear up this blatant lie which makes you to blame too. It is obvious that all you assholes are using my name and notoriety to garner publicity for yourselves, which makes you the worst kind of scum. You’re the types of lawyers that make America a worse place for everyone.
I live in Detroit because I can stay out of the fray here and live my life the way I chose to. If I wanted to deal with this shit I’d move to LA, and if I want press, I can get it – trust me. No matter why your client said what he did, it’s clear that you, your client, and the Rasor Law Firm have gone out of your way to help get this story told. How would you feel if one day your name appeared across the internet connected to a story you knew absolutely nothing about. One day you come downstairs to the angry glare of your wife who asks if you really were arrested over the weekend for driving high on crystal meth with a bound and gagged hooker in your trunk. Did you? Because it’s all over the internet, some lawyer you’ve never met put it out in a press release! Must be true right? I’m guessing you probably wouldn’t like that, and would at least appreciate it if the guy who made it up admitted that you never did those things.
Your website says you represent people who are “interested in doing the right thing.” I don’t believe that, but prove me wrong.
-Kid Rock
Faygoluvers Comments
piggofdoom
Comment posted on Monday, August 4th, 2014 12:55 pm GMT -5 at 12:55 pm
I could believe anyone else on the label, but when Jumpsteady was added to the lawsuit, that’s when you know that it is full of shit. Is Jumpsteady not the man who has confronted shit like that when he saw it on a regular basis?
chunk801
Comment posted on Monday, August 4th, 2014 01:44 pm GMT -5 at 1:44 pm
cmon man this lawsuit is a joke, the bitch is just trippin, i think its fuckin hilarious that the “piece of art” was given to kid rock, thats so fucking random to give to one of your homies
sflm
Comment posted on Monday, August 4th, 2014 03:01 pm GMT -5 at 3:01 pm
Must’ve been “Andrea’s Time of the Month” when she filed this lawsuit :D
twiztidkillaxxx2
Comment posted on Monday, August 4th, 2014 03:18 pm GMT -5 at 3:18 pm
Kid rock probably threw it away
BlackSand
Comment posted on Monday, August 4th, 2014 03:43 pm GMT -5 at 3:43 pm
So is this ‘dildo’ the game changer in this “case”?
Is there DNA on it?
Incriminating fingerprints?
A weak piece of evidence at best.
Slumerican(Just A Realist)502
Comment posted on Monday, August 4th, 2014 04:14 pm GMT -5 at 4:14 pm
Why are we talking about alleged dildos when we have more pressing issues? The forums down! Im feeling homeless right now :(
BlackSand
Comment posted on Monday, August 4th, 2014 04:18 pm GMT -5 at 4:18 pm
Hopefully it comes back on Disqus.
John Newton
Comment posted on Monday, August 4th, 2014 05:00 pm GMT -5 at 5:00 pm
“a former member of the Insane Clown Posse.” lol.
Jake Jeckel
Comment posted on Monday, August 4th, 2014 06:44 pm GMT -5 at 6:44 pm
Wow this is jus really funny. So whut is that KR’s way of tellin ICP and PSY and everbody to fuck off? If it is, it seems kinda odd beings tho KR and ICP were or are “homies”. Idk this whole thing seems really fuckin wierd. And to throw Jumpsteady in the mix is hilarious, cuz I’m sure if he knew anything about whut wuz happening he wuld tell them to clear their shit out before the end of the day. At least that’s whut I’d do. But I’m with KR on this one, I dont think he has anything to do with this. Dont worry tho, shit will come to light sooner or later on who is lying.
Killainsane
Comment posted on Monday, August 4th, 2014 06:49 pm GMT -5 at 6:49 pm
Bottom line ICP and Kid Rock should make a song together called “fuck your Dildo” produced by Mike Clark!…lol
OCJ_Brendan
Comment posted on Monday, August 4th, 2014 07:27 pm GMT -5 at 7:27 pm
I as well am homless…Slum you can come stay in the fridge box im squatting in at the moment…until Pigg mails me some scratch…
piggofdoom
Comment posted on Monday, August 4th, 2014 07:27 pm GMT -5 at 7:27 pm
I just read his response lol. For those without Facebook:
http://www.kidrock.com
OCJ_Brendan
Comment posted on Monday, August 4th, 2014 07:43 pm GMT -5 at 7:43 pm
Aye Pigg wheres that 3.50 you said youd loan me to take the bus to your house and sleep on your couch while the forum was down…Can you send 7.00 so Slumerican can come crash too…
piggofdoom
Comment posted on Monday, August 4th, 2014 08:51 pm GMT -5 at 8:51 pm
I sent it in the mail, will probably get to you right when the forum is back up.
twiztidkillaxxx2
Comment posted on Tuesday, August 5th, 2014 12:04 am GMT -5 at 12:04 am
Lets all send kid rock a dildo
chieflocc
Comment posted on Tuesday, August 5th, 2014 12:07 am GMT -5 at 12:07 am
I wanna come sleep on ur couch too. Meetup massacre at piggs.
dramaman127
Comment posted on Tuesday, August 5th, 2014 06:37 am GMT -5 at 6:37 am
sooooo, dan diamond admitted to trying to give the dildo to that chick and compared it to his own dick( which is one of the harrasmnent complaints) but hes lying about giving it to kid rock? ok i wanna call
b.s somewhere in this story. sounds like kidrock is pist
86
Comment posted on Tuesday, August 5th, 2014 04:57 pm GMT -5 at 4:57 pm
Wow LOL. It baffles me why or how Kid Rock even got mentioned in this at all. I’m pretty sure he’s had zero to do with anyone or anything ICP related since 1991’s Carnival Of Carnage. HOW THE HELL ARE THEY GONNA MENTION SOMEONE WHO HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT? I’m no fan of Kid Rock’s, but he’s right. Pathetic little law firm trying to boost their popularity by smearing the names of celebrities.
twiztidrox
Comment posted on Friday, January 23rd, 2015 07:19 pm GMT -5 at 7:19 pm
Mike Clark works with Kid Rock pretty regularly, in fact he created the beat for Kid Rocks Grammy winning song, All Summer Long, 86.
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