We got hit up with a email earlier today letting us know that horse-news.net posted a article comparing Juggalos and Bronies. This article is basically just shit talking Juggalos and Bronies.

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From Horse-news.net

Notice: For the sake of not fucking beating a dead horse I will not make any jokes regarding magnets or how they work.

Bronies and Juggalos: They both seem to wind up on worst fandom lists all over the internet, but why is that? Are these 2 fandoms truly the worst? Worse than the Sonic fandom? Homestuck? Filly Funtasia? What makes these 2 fandoms the worst? After sitting on google extensive research, I believe I may finally have the answer.

First we will begin with the Juggalos:

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Juggalos are fans of the Detroit rap group Insane Clown Posse and other associated artists on the Psychopathic Records label. Juggalos are known for wearing clown cum paint on their faces, their hair which is sometimes done up in braids, throwing soda, and yelling “whoop-whoop”. I will break this up into the male and female Juggalos.

First we start with the males:

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A male Juggalo is normally a white (though some black Juggalos do exist) kid from the suburbs who didn’t get the new Call of Duty game for Christmas so he decides to act out by listening to music that is shit full of violent lyrics that touches on subjects involving, but not limited to murder, rape, necrophilia, domestic abuse, bitches, and stabbing, amongst other things. He tends to date bigger women since any woman with any self respect would never date a guy like this.

Now the ladies:

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A female Juggalo also known as a cow “Juggalette” is normally a overweight woman from a trailer park who has daddy issues. She likes to go days without shaving her legs, has never heard of soap and likes to wear clothing that does not flatter her fat ass curvy figure.

The Juggalos like to be known as a family. They have a event that runs once a year called The Gathering of The Juggalos. The event is a 5 day long event that features music, wrestling, deaths of event-goers, artists being assaulted with rocks, bottles, shit, and piss, and juggalettes shoving all sorts of things in their vaginas and asses. A documentary was filmed at the 2008 GOTJ entitled “A Family Underground”.

Now we will get to the Bronies:

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A Brony is a adult fan of the television show My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Bronies are known for taking a little girls show way too seriously, spilling spaghetti in public, and being an embarrassment to their family. As with Juggalos I will split this into male and females Bronies.

Males first:

the sword is ready

A male Brony is normally a fat fuck overweight man in his mid-teens to late 40’s. He tends to live in his parents basement where he spends his days writing bad fanfiction, making dank yamyams, and of course jerking off to horses watching the show. He does not hide his power level at all and thinks watching a little girls show is cool.

Now the ladies:

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A female Brony (sometimes called a Pegasister) is a woman or little girl that can range from the age 7 to late 30’s. Now while little girls are the target audience and are expected to like the show, a grown woman liking the show is not seen as odd as a grown man. Normally they cosplay as characters from the show and get stalked by Bronies at conventions.

Bronies have conventions year-round but the biggest one is Bronycon. Bronycon is an event held over the course of 3 days which includes panels by the show staff, parties, and autism music. A documentary was filmed at the 2012 convention entitled “Bronies: The Extremely Unexpected Fans of My Little Pony”.

Now that you have basic information on the fandoms, what makes them the worst of the worst? What is it about these fandoms that people just don’t like? Are they really so bad? Yes. Yes they are.

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Juggalos tend to be a loud and annoying bunch of people. Put them all in one place and what you get is described as pure autism chaos. In the video above the Juggalels throw stuff at Andrew WK while he proclaims that everything is “FOR YOU”. The most advanced Juggalos have a middle school education at the most but are still pretty damn dumb.

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Like Juggalos, Bronies tend to be loud and annoying as well. Put them in one place and you get a spaghetti explosion so large that it can be seen from space. In the video above we see some Bronies having a meet up at a Minnesota mall, where they proceed to sing songs from the show, have fun, and generally look like idiots.

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Now which of the fandoms are worse? While Bronies are a cancer they do have a slight edge over the Juggalos. Lets face it in 15 years time the Brony fandom will be all but gone while the Juggalos will still be around making us all look like casuals. However, is longevity of an obsessive interest really something we should aspire to? I don’t know about you, but I’d much rather enjoy my thing for a short time, ensuring it remains a fond memory of autism past, than slog it out until the bitter end when all the fun and life had long since gone. Sure, they’ll probably outlast bronies/horsefuckers, but we can appreciate that – at least for a time – we were just as much the faggots they are. So in the case of the worse fandom, I am going to have to give it to the Juggalos.

Contributors:

• jamie tha juggla
• Scottie D

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